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And then "poof," there was God. And he said, that's not God, what, you think you can create or somethin? Puhhhh..." what you see is a Denny's New Garcia Slam breakfast. 2 Psych"egg"delic goose eggs sunny side up, two links of Ve-Jer-tarian hot links, Mishmash Moroccan Hashbrows, silly sauce, black coffee, and a full stomach but a grin on your face when you leave."

"I'm hungry Tom, wanna join me?" I said naw, thanks anyway God, but my Dog got hit by a car and I have to go check on him at the vet.

God then said, be a good boy Thomas, no goofing off on that dead.net site, see what happens when you do? Karma.....don't take it lightly." With that I told him about a bumper sticker I saw that said, "My Karma ran over your Dogma."

He said, "yeah, I printed those up a few years ago....'Where's my waitress?!! One Garcia Slam please!!" Easy on the... "

So my humor isn't professional! But hey, I at least I'm not afraid to give it the old college try! It counteracts the top-notch creations I provide for your visual entertainment. Ha! ; ) Now before you say anything about that, ZIP IT!!. (where's yours??, Huh?) I'm my own worst critic so there! Be nice or I'll torture you with even MORE humor...and while you're at it, stop taking yourself so seriously. ; ) That's only allowed by me. They didn't tell you that when you signed up?

And if you took any of this seriously, then there's this bridge......

Gotcha......with lots of love and peace.

Tom Mitttemeyer
(2nd generation art student to the famous painter Grant Wood (American Gothic)...and that is the truth.