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one basic scam, there are many variations, on the manufacturers of 'real' goods works like this, POLO or somebody contracts a sweat shop in SEA or China to make 1,000,000 shirts. they get paid for that. Polo gets their 1,000,000 shirts. Ralph Lauren or his heirs sit around and count their money. meanwhile, in reality, 2,000,000 shirts are made and the extra million go into the black market. plenty more hustles and scams where that came from. peace.

somehow it is true life is like that go to one store they want 20.00dollar .walk awayeehmm cheap!!!go into next they want6.00.i buy it fake real supporting another country.i really dont give a shit ihave to live they have to live.this went on befor i was born it will go on after im dead unless our earth dies before me.ahh, just reminded me THINK GREEN.please,all of a sunden we care about the earth.we are all taking part in destroying it.in oneway or another.if it survives for the next 7 generations.i'll amaze me.we have always had toxic pollutions,the price/fight over fucken oops oil no ones goona be able to drive .so why all this talk?im confused...heed help..professional and otherwise.hee,hee.oh and if we all do our part we"ll save the earth?i think not i am not more powerful than mother earth.and i have a great respect but ive polluted her.with lots of man made bullshit.so how do we reshape this?im getting way tierd.......oh my forgive my b' attitude

Good words heathaafeathaa! By the way I think that if you are the only user online (like me now) you should be granted special powerw There are currently 1 user and 30 guests online. Online users * cosmicbadger yeeehah All online users

powers I meant

i say its the late night half brain dead.yah when i signed out last night ther were quit a few gust.and just you and i .its partly cause its my only time w/out being interupted.and it actually relaxes me befor going to bed.but on the spelling note i cant spell when im wide awake or half a sleep.hee ,hee. oh my daughter thanks you for the link,she turned her freinds onto it.and get this her teacher."shes now in full debate w/what they learned in school on some of that..oh my.. i love it!!! peace

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YUP,SPECIAL SPELLING POWERS would help.HOW ABOUT POSTING POWERS WHEN you post somthing andyou re read it and you kick yourself in the ass...wishing you didnt post it..or how boutretreving them from cyber soace cause ya really wrote somthing good and it gets lost .then you try like heck to write it ove cant remembe.on my part.ha ha.okay badger so you dont get them tonight well neither do i ,9 people on 91guest.thats pretty cool.im going to sleep early.and ccjoe 23yrs clean is great!!!im working on 6.this post kills me look at how it is written out..my oh my..golden slumbers is calling me. peace

I was the only user for a short time tonight, My special power would be to have the key to the vault and open it for everyone. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. Wiliam Blake

Yes I am the only USER (ha ha CCJoe) here again. My special power is to swap everyone's user name around and then try and guess who is who from how and what they write. How about it mods..how about some anarchic fun?

please listen more carefully, I said granted SPECIAL powers not Stephanie Powers.

Heathaafeathaa. Glad to hear your daughter is having fun with her new wisdom! Its so great when they get all excited about stuff. Thanks for reminding me, was a long time ago. My son is 25 now.

not a 'user' for 23 years; but still a 'boozer' keeping a tight grip, though. ( - ;

I'd prefer Stefanie Powers! 9 out of 10 mad scientists agree. "All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him."

"That's where the fun is; Way Out!" The Dude Abides!

man, that last bit from South Park is soooo wrong:

and this classic!!

I get Stefanie Powers! Yeah, baby! The Dude Abides!

or was it Austin Powers you wanted?

Je mehr ein Mensch sich schämt, desto anständiger ist er!!!

CB, I can't see your post but I'll check back later (for some reason none of the embeds are displaying at the moment). I'd actually love to shag Elizabeth Hurley rotten! I am absolutely in love with her since "Austin Powers..." and the movie, "Bedazzled". She was absolutely fabulous in those devil costumes! Too bad she turned out to be a Fembot. Bummer, man. I like to see girls of that... caliber!

Thanks CB! CCJoe, those were too funny, as well. Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers.

Yeah, baby!

Stepford Wives anyone?? truth is stranger than fiction! how long do you reckon before there is a whole genre of porn starring these 'real' fembots? there is no limit to the depravity of human imagination... sheesh! ( -;

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? I never forget a pussy... cat.

can mean many things including1: a strong coarse tobacco that has been shredded 2: a matted tangle of hair or fiber; "the dog's woolly shag" 3: a fabric with long coarse nap; "he bought a shag rug" 4: British slang terms for ‘intimate relations’ (a la Austin Powers) 5: a lively dance step consisting of hopping on each foot in turn 6: A bird of the cormorant family 7 to chase after and retrieve (baseballs hit in batting practice) 8 a haircut, short in front and longer in back, with multiple layers cut so as to produce a stylishly unkempt look This provides endless opportunities for fun. Some years ago I was driving to the college where I was a lecturer, the morning after a big storm. On the way I noticed a large black bird sat about 30 yards from the road in a freshly ploughed (plowed?) field. I stopped to have a closer look and saw to my amazement that the bird was a shag (a large bird normally found at sea) that had obviously been blown inland by the storm and had landed, exhausted in the mud. I walked out into the field to rescue it. The shag was too tired to fly, but tried to run away from me. In chasing it around the field I soon became covered in in sticky clay mud. When I finally captured it (taking care to avoid its large sharp beak) I put it into a large cardboard box. I drove on, by now very late for my first class, parked, picked up the box and my bag and ran to the lecture room. The students were all waiting patiently as I rushed in, leaving a trail of muddy footprints, put the box with the bird in it on the desk, and gleefully announced: ‘Sorry I’m late everybody, I had to stop for a shag in a muddy field!’ There was a shocked silence and few nervous laughs and quizzical stares. I savoured the moment for as long as I could before opening the box, to reveal the gratefully rescued seabird! Note: Later I took the shag to a wildlife rescue centre where it was fed lots of fish and soon released back into the wild where it still lives today, telling its disbelieving buddies about the day it went to college.

is it me or do the fembots mouths not match up with their words, just like the godzilla movies??? nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile

I agree with you gypsy soul like a bad godzilla movie :)

yeah, I do not think they got the timing 'just exactly perfect' one of those two robot Japanese babes says something to the effect of "please do not say or do anything that may be 'sexual harrassment' " the voices are really annoying, like the "put on" voices that Japanese department store elevator girls are forced to use. or the recorded announcements in department stores... trust me, they do NOT talk like that in real life. hey badger, did you smoke "fags" in the UK??

While shagging some fly balls at my college athletic facility years ago, I witnessed as a shag was struck by a baseball and nearly killed. My teammates and I picked the creature up and carried it to the vehicle of our captain, who was also an instructor at the school. As the bird lay dazed on the shag carpet of the college lecturer's panel van's floor (shaggin' wagon) we attempted to calm our nerves by smoking some freshly rolled shag. Within a few moments, the shag began to reclaim it's faculties and attempted to stand but due to the lingering shock, it began to shag around hysterically, which caught the attention of a stray shaggy dog passing nearby. The dog bolted towards the bird unbeknownst to most of our group with the exception of a rather shy lad named Karl, who sported a '70's style shag haircut. I hadn't noticed the impending tragedy due to my attention being distracted by the attractive beauty of a collegian, named Vanessa Kensington. God she was beautiful! I'm sure she could shag like a minx! As I drifted off in the blissful lust of an afternoon daydream, my reality was shattered by the sound of high pitched human screams, deep bestial groans and the sound of clawing against the enamored sheet metal of the van's floor and walls. Wow, I was shagging Vanessa rotten! Dreams do come true! I've often wondered how that fucking bird got away from that mangy dog. Oh, well. All's well that end's well... All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

cosmicbadger and GRTUD Well you are certainly keeping me amused. If I say it doesn't take much for that to happen don't be insulted. These synapses never had a problem with boredom. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. Wiliam Blake

maybe you should move to Carolina, Professor Devotion: SHAGGING'S A CAROLINA DUTY AND PLEASURE Published: September 10, 1989 To the Editor: Roy Attaway writes (''Shagging,'' Op-Ed, Aug. 18): ''Last April, I was in Columbia and was informed by the chamber of commerce - facetiously? - that the shag is now the state dance of South Carolina.'' For the record, the General Assembly of South Carolina designated the shag the official dance of South Carolina by Act 329 of 1984. The 1989 South Carolina legislative manual states: ''The shag, one of the great developments of terpsichorean culture and native to this state, is performed to music known as rhythm and blues.'' We Charlestonians have mixed emotions, as we (with a little help from Myrtle Beach) invented not only the shag but also another dance of some small renown - the Charleston. I read Roy Attaway's article on Sunday morning in Hilton Head, where the preceding night the South Carolina Trial Lawyers Association had its annual convention dance. A large number of trial lawyers and half the state's judiciary spent Saturday evening confirming the wisdom of the General Assembly by doing the shag! ROBERT N. ROSEN Charleston, S.C., Aug. 21, 1989 The writer is the author of ''A Short History of Charleston.' This kind of stuff never fails to have us simple minded Brits rolling around on the floor in hysterics

Sitting in Mangrove Valley chasing lightbeamsEverything wanders from baby to Z Baby, baby, pretty, young on Tuesday Old like a rum drinking demon at tea Baby, baby, tell me what's the matter Why, why tell me, what's your why now? Tell me why will you never come home? Tell me what's your reason if you got a good one Everywhere I go The people all know Everyone's doin' that shag Take my line go fishing for a Tuesday Maybe take my supper, eat it down by the sea Gave my baby twenty, forty good reasons Couldn't find any better ones in the morning at three Rain gonna come but the rain gonna go, you know Stepping off sharply from the rank and file Awful cold and dark like a dungeon Maybe get a little bit darker 'fore the day Hipsters, tripsters, real cool chicks, sir, everyone's doin' that shag You needn't gild the lily, offer jewels to the sunset No one is watching or standing in your shoes Wash your lonely feet in the river in the morning Everything promised is delivered to you Don't neglect to pick up what your share is All the winter birds are winging home now Hey Love, go and look around you Nothing out there you haven't seen before now But you can wade in the water and never get wet if you keep on doin' that shag One eyed jacks and the deuces are wild The aces are crawling up and down your sleeve Come back here, Baby Louise, and tell me the name of the game that you play Is it all fall down? Is it all go under? Is it all fall down, down, down Is it all go under? Everywhere I go the people all know everybody's doin' that shag Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.

It is one thing to indulge in tasteless, testosterone-driven, innuendo-laden, low-brow word play It is QUITE ANOTHER to adulterate the sacred words of Mr Hunter Apologise now or Santa Claus will not be passing YOUR way this year

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!! :)

Happy Halloween to you and happy hunting too! aaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Werewolves of London aaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

When I was in high school we had a new foreign exchange student from Australia, in class one day she asked another student if she could "borrow his rubber". She was asking for what we call an eraser but for us a rubber was a condom. She didn't even realize what she had said, poor girl, the whole class was in stitches. Then when someone told her what a rubber was and to watch the shocked look on her face as it registered, well the whole class was almost on the floor laughing. She was able to let it just fly off of her after her initial shock and made a quick entry into being a part of the school with this introduction that everyone heard about. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. Wiliam Blake

Adulterate - Shag... very funny: ) And you called me, "Low Brow"? That's no way to get "a head" in the world. Try not to get "a head" of yourself. Happy Halloween, All Saints Day and All Souls Day (Day of the Dead) to everyone! I hope everyone had a fun and safe night of Trick or Treating. We had a beautiful and nearly half moon illuminating the local festivities which included some very scary ghouls and goblins demanding Tricks or Treats. My wife insisted I provide the later so I dressed up like a slightly deranged suburbanite and shelved my true prankster self for another year. She has promised that when the sacred night falls on a night I'm off from work, I can pursue the event with no restraint. Maybe I'll take off next year and get "a head" start. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.

When I was in school, there was an older teacher that would always refer to rain boots as, "rubbers" and, being the sophisticated students to which badger has made reference (at least in my situation), we would howl with laughter. I still chuckle when I think about those times and your story brought back that memory for me. Thanks! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.

Its study right now and were supposed to be working and doing our homework, but i did it all and I didnt take my meds tonight. (ADD) I also have the giggles. everything is making me laugh. maybe the dining hall drugged the turkey that was for dinner.

Does anyone know when Phil & Jerry switched sides of the stage in 1982?

the rumor I heard was that Jerry wanted to be on the 'Ace Freehley' side of the stage and Phil, playing bass, should be on the Gene Simmons side since Jerry was a big KISS fan back in the 70's... believe it if you need it. yuk yuk yuk. ( - ;

damn my eyes. I thought you asked 'why' not when... fuck. sorry 'bout that... ok, as to when: 04/02/82 Cameron Indoor Stadium (Duke University) - Durham, NC cool show! http://www.archive.org/details/gd82-04-02.sbd.clugston.7221.sbeok.shnf peace.

do not adjust your sets, for some reason I can not post in the false alarm thread. trying to put this here, now... peace.

please make your guesses for Round 20 back in the real False Alarm thread, not here. Pretty please with sugar on top please post them in the other thread. I finally could post the vid there. I guess the original network resumed programming. thankx.

Hey now! I came across a sealed vinyl copy of Keith and Donna's album they made in 1975 which I frankly did not know existed. Can anyone shed some light as to the quality of the album as the asking price is pretty high. It looks like it would be a pretty good album, but how come the Dead have not released it on CD? Thanks in advance for the help on this one.. The Estimated Prophet

these the tracks? River Deep, Mountain High (Barry / Greenwich / Spector) Sweet Baby (Keith Godchaux / Donna Godchaux) Woman Make You (Keith Godchaux / Donna Godchaux) When You Start To Move (Keith Godchaux / Donna Godchaux) Showboat (lyrics: Brian Godchaux / music: Keith Godchaux / Donna Godchaux) My Love For You (Keith Godchaux / Donna Godchaux) Farewell Jack (lyrics: Brian Godchaux / music: Keith Godchaux / Donna Godchaux) Who Was John (Traditional) Every Song I Sing (Donna Godchaux / Keith Godchaux) jerry played guitar and did some backing or lead vocals as well, if memory serves... I used to have a tape of this, I liked it. how much is a sealed record worth?? who really can say.

Buy it, its surprisingly good, with a lot of Garcia in it too. For real completists it includes, according to Blair Jackson, Garcia's longest ever studio slide solo! (on the wonderful 'Every Song I Sing') Used to play it a lot, but my old vinyl copy is scratched to hell now; if you don't like it let me know and I might just buy it off you! Would be nice to see it re-released on CD, maybe bundled with some of the Keith and Donna Band with Garcia live material from '75 . You can download some shows in MP3 on http://larscheid.com/?q=keith_and_donna_band_featuring_jerry_garcia_1975

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