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  • MarkintheDark
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    I've become overwhelmed by an irrepressible urge...
    Pirate walks into a bar, with a large oddly shaped bulge in his pantaloons. Bartender says "excuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice - is that a ship's wheel in your pants?" and the pirate says "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts" Chinese guy walks into a bar with a large brightly colored parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says "well, there's something you don't see every day. Where did you get that, then?" and the parrot says "China, there's like a billion of them over there" A priest, a rabbi, an elephant and an S&M fetishist walk into a bar and the bartender says "What is this, some kinda joke?" A dog walks into a bar, strolls up to the bartender, rears up on his hind legs and says "Hey, looky here, I'm a talking dog. That's pretty impressive isn't it, don't you think I deserve a free drink?" and the bartender says "Sure, the toilet's down the hall and to your left" Now to separate the philosophy majors from the boys: Rene Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "So Rene, would you like a drink?" Descartes replies "I think not"...and disappears. Je pense donc je suis, dudes! ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
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    I was taught the fable years ago...
    ...and finally got around to typing it up. This seemed like an appropriate place, it seems to bring out the (barely repressed) weirdness in me. Words of wisdom, no doubt. Glad you enjoyed it, kid! MitD ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
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    i LOVE that story. me want more. MORE. will give cookies for more.Peace, The Kid
  • MarkintheDark
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    Hey, where did my sweet Tour Cheer go?
    Coulda sworn I hit "post". Hmm ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
  • MarkintheDark
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    I'm just saying, johnman...
    That Phooey porn is some hot stuff. Wicked hot. I've dropped a cookie myself, but the dog got to it before I could pick it up and dust it off. Pretty fast for a fat old yellow dog. Cheers, dude! MarkintheDark ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
  • johnman
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    still can't
    believe ya think i'd drop a cookie..........damn!
  • johnman
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    so now
    the band is adding wood to the fire, so to speak......still bet they don't hit washington state!!
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    I dated a woman in Spokane whose father is a retired police officer. It's a stat passed on by word of mouth. No scientific study here. Hey did you see my post that I saw Mickey Hart on television, yesterday. He said the band may get together for a tour next year.
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    Does anybody besides me find that fricking bizarre? In relation to what the news article is about, does it really matter whether Popper is chubby or thin or peg-legged or an albino or anything else like that? Just struck me weird, but perhaps is me. ********************************** Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you will still exist, but you have ceased to live. Samuel Clemens
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    drop a cookie???
    surely you jest!! might drop a pizza, even a beer (shudder!!) but a cookie? wouldn't happen, man! not on my watch. hey unbrknchain, would like to know where you got that info on the number of police in washington state. i live in Tacoma and i think cali prolly has us beat tho i do believe king county has an excessive amount.........just curious
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continuing the free-form from where we left it...
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& watch out for Nurse Ratched & her minions.... Hope ya'll are having a real good time CCJ! PEACE
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Sending you some healing beams so you get better real soon!! Medication time :)
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thanks for the well wishes, folks. peace.
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hearing the opening licks to Cumberland Blues in this tune... yuk yuk yuk ( -; at the end, the Isaan lady says something like: "Why'd you turn the music off?? I'm still dancin'!"
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If you can Feel it, you can FEEL IT :) Right on ! PEACE
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It's a new book I bought about the Tao of activism and leadership. It uses and explains references from the Tao te Ching, one of the most important historical works of ancient Chinese philosophy, and inspires readers to become more involved in different ways and explains how the Tao can be used in today's world. I just started it and can't put it down! ~littlebri
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jezz feels like its been 4ever since i been on here. thanks 4 the well wishes. nice vids by the way.radio show is gonna start next week so ill post a link so yall can listen once i archive em. Peace, The Kid
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nice 2 c u agin! how's skool, glad yer fellin better!!!peace git back 2 dem books
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was wondering where you've been hiding.Guess what my Pop and I jarred 50 quarts of tomatos!! Hope your feeling better now :)
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i been hidin amongst the branches of the trees.very nice, 50 qts. we did 120 ish. Peace, The Kid
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Glad to see you posting-had been wondering where you got to.********************************** Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you will still exist, but you have ceased to live. Samuel Clemens
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I woke up in the middle of the night with a few of these lines making there way from my sub-concious into my semi-comatse conciousness runiig through my head... Cosmic Badger Cosmic Badger what's up with you You travel so far, that's what you do To 'WhereverthefuckitisStan' you flew Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you Cooking up a pot of badger stew Light the fire -- put it under you Out the window a Great Tit flew Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you Now you have just one more chance We all wanna see the Badger dance Trippin out and in a trance Poke my eyes, with a lance Meeting you in an airport bar Looking at the sky we see Dark Star Drinking beers all during the day My ears are clogged, 'what did you say?' You said you're a badger or are you a skunk Don't really know but there's a funk Is it you or is it me? Don't know, but CC's gotta pee CC Joe, the cops are on to you You are taking so damn long in the loo What you got there in your hand? What comes out is dry like sand You're feeling that 'itch' aren't you? Your old lady knows what you wanna do Poor old CC, please don't feel blue Turning her back she's just stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Maybe later, she says with a sigh Old CC is starting to cry No worries, mate. She's joking with you Get in bed, she says to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you KIND TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Time for reflection For Everyman, Jackson Browne. Turn it up, sit back and listen, really listen, a song for the times. A song for all of us. This is a song for those who weren't fortunate enough to leave on the wooden ships. This is a song of hope. Let's all take a moment and breathe......reflect........and look at the hope in this wonderful world. Hug your friends embrace your enemies, pull this tiny little planet back together. We have the power, for we are the everyman. Believe it if you will. If you will, it will change the beautiful blue ball in space we all call home. peace and love, brothers and sisters. pk
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HERE is the only real, CANDIDATE FOR THE PEOPLE! tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=379346&altf=Kbdl1Tusbx&altl=Gspn1Xjdijub you gotta copy and paste that link into your browser yourself. thankx to 'you know who' for bringing this to our attention in another very special place. peace.
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copy and paste copy and paste.....ahhh!! i ......cant.......do....that..........(grumble $%##*&^&%$#@)
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To those who are unable to copy and paste here is CC's link just because everyone who comes here should see it. Thanks. Joe, that was great! Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
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that was frickin grate vid...... but it left me two wonder who his VP pick is..... august west???? billy sunday???may b even cowboy neal???.......was thinkin who i was gonna write in on my ballot but now i know....JACK STRAW....
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make sure to write in the 'from wichita' partrambelinbear, or they might think you mean that politician from england. thanks cc and mr p, that was a hoot. vice presidaent or president of vice? i'll go with jed from tennessee for vp, or p of v.
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thankx for making that the easy click on link thang. nice, I appreciate the effort. don't know how to do that myself. that vid, was in FACT brought to our attention by none other than Mr. Robert Hunter (yeah, him!) himself. thankx rh. you can write in Jack Straw from Witchita, but anybody who is anybody, (am I somebody or anybody?) writes in Elvis Presley. Elvis Meets Nixon in one of Elvi's more (ahem) lucid moments, he got it in his head he wanted to go to D.C. and meet the Prez. Elvi (folks in Memphis call him Elvi, didn't you know? -- well, at least my old tour buddy 'Stretch' Alan did) sooo, Elvi wanted to go to D.C. to add to his collection of law enforcement badges. Nixon presented him, irony of irony, with a DEA badge. It IS the TRUTH. the full story which has some really cool links: http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/nsa/elvis/elnix.html this is some trippy shit... http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/nsa/elvis/docs/doc1.pdf one too many percosetts that morning perhaps.... Federal Agent at Large!!! what a hoot! dope smokin' long hairs!!
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thanx for the link. funny.....i rec'd the same one just hours before from a friend in s.f. with his name in it
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I turn and walk awayThen I come round again Looks as though tomorrow I'll do pretty much the same I must turn down your offer But I'd like to ask a break You know I'm ready to give anything For anything I take Chorus Someone called my name you know I turned around to see It was midnight in the mission and the bells were not for me Come again Walking along in the mission in the rain Come again Walking along in the mission in the rain Ten years ago I walked this street, my dreams were riding tall Tonight I would be thankful Lord, for any dreams at all Some folks would be happy just to have one dream come true But everything you gather is just more that you can lose [chorus] All the things I planned to do, I only did half way Tomorrow will be Sunday, born of rainy Saturday There's some satisfaction in the San Francisco rain No matter what comes down, the mission always looks the same [chorus]
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nice to c your back cc. guys i think yall should check out this site, these kids are doing GREAT work and I think thius is a cause and war that is overlooked by the world at large. some of the dvds have made me cry, the stories they tell. these kids are great and ive met alot of them and have helped them out when i can by donating and fundraising at my school. please check them out.invisiblechildren.com Peace, The Kid
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Happy Birthday, Dear Gigi! Your 21st wasn't it? QUACK! Best wishes for a Grate day, and a wonderful next year. Thanks for helping make it so much fun to hang out here! You're the best, Gigi! Abrazos! ********************************** Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you will still exist, but you have ceased to live. Samuel Clemens
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happy b-day gigi!!Peace, The Kid
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don't forget to have some........cake........and remember, if they're in yer heart, they're never really gone
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have a gr8t b-day, try 2 do all things u've yet 2 do........smile smile smile
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-have a good one 21? Bob - - - - - - - - - - - - - Spanish Jam
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the happiest of birthdays to you. Except of course for all the ones to come!
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes!I love you all xoxoxoxoxox Peace, Gigi :)
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Hope your day is just ducky! Thanks for the spirit you share here.peace,pk
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Happy Birthday, Mom!! many, many, more!! love and peace. (got your present in the works, but it will be a bit late, though...)
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Happy birthday CC's mom, you have a son you can be so proud of. a spark of magic from you to him. He is definitly making the best of it.Happiest of days to your mom cc.
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Hugs on the Way Grateful Mom shakes On the road her engine in flames She feels no pain Drunk as a skunk, the mechanic to blame Poised for a fight, she hitch-hikes - ALL RIGHT! Into the light Unlike some Mom can dance, Mom can shake, all in fun Why are we lost? I can pay, for the gas today, what is the cost? To see Mom dance Without Mom everyday, it's like a trance I will say, day by day Anyway, be who you be Mom's special to me She's dancing again, woooo weeeeeeeeeeee! Hugs on the way Well it's your happy, happy birthday today Don't go away 'Cause we love you so much, I want to say I will say, Happy b-day today! Go your own way, Mom, we love you One of a few Without Mom in the scene we'll all feel blue Hugs on the way Happy Birthday Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ummmm.......thanks, pk, but it is Grateful Mom's b-day, Gigi, that is. (not my bio-illogical mom where ever she may be) ( -; peace.
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I second that, (and would be willing third and fourth that if grdaed73 is busy watching out for iknowyourider who is probably busy cussing up a storm at this very moment!! ;))))More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! ok everybody with me now.... In this world full of misery..More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! peace,brother, and sisterhood. pkpotter
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All i can say is opp's wrong planet! Sorry for the faux paux, or something like that. I will go back to knoll in the woods now.
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Thanks so much for the kind birthday wishes everyone!CCjoe your poem makes me smile :) Quack Quack!!!!!!!! Peace & Love, Gigi
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glad you like it, mom. smiles are contagious. I hope you had a grate day and many, many more. sing it to the tune of Help on the Way. love and peace.
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noticed your name is a little different ; ), hate to buy a home signing that a kabillion timesl8r CCW
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bigger hassle with the law when they want to know ALL of my a.k.a. names.... never bought a house, dont know about that. how many zeros in a kabillillion? a google? ( -; peace.
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i like that, better than cutting the hair and shaving in different configurations... always keep em guessing i always say ; )and i don't know how many ,why don't you google it : )
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my head is spinning,maybe from the high altitude of the vines I was just climbing, and it occured to me that I think a nice night ride in the desert is a grate idea.40,000 headmen at my trail.
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a kabillion is two zeroes less than a gazillion
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I do know that a gazillion is a 1 followed by 86430 zeros. My Hero Zero!! peace.
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anyone else anagram fans?? anagram for 'courtesan' "A sore cunt" yuk yuk yuk. ( -: peace.