Grateful Dead

Yeah, I know what you're talkin' aboutahh, There was a time when man did live in caves as we all know These people were known as cave men, neanderthal men or troglodytes What we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time. When the only people that existed were troglodytes... cave men... Cave women... Neanderthal... troglodytes. Let's take the average Cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he'd get up, Try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this: "Dance... dance". When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look In the mirror: "Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a Woman gotta find a woman". He'd go down to the lake where all the Woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He'd look Around and just reach in and grab one. "Come here... come here". He'd grab her by the hair. You can't do that today, fellas, cause It might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'd Be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there, Wet and frightened. He said: "Move... move". She got up. She was a Big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one Of the Butt sisters. He didn't care. He looked up at her and said: "Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!". She looked down on him. She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said (Falsetto): "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". He said: "Wha?". She said (falsetto): "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". You know what he said? He started it way Back then. I wouldn't lie to you. When she said (falsetto) "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" he said "Right on! Right on! Hotpants! Hotpants! Ugh... ugh... ugh".

Al-Anon, where's my cookie? Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga I can't stop this feeling Deep inside of me Girl, you just don't realize What you do to me When you hold me In your arms so tight You let me know Everything's all right I'm hooked on a feeling I'm high on believing That you're in love with me Lips as sweet as candy Its taste is on my mind Girl, you got me thirsty For another cup o' wine Got a bug from you girl But I don't need no cure I'll just stay a victim If I can for sure All the good love When we're all alone Keep it up girl Yeah, you turn me on I'm hooked on a feeling I'm high on believing That you're in love with me All the good love When we're all alone Keep it up girl Yeah, you turn me on I'm hooked on a feeling I'm high on believing That you're in love with me I'm hooked on a feeling And I'm high on believing That you're in love with me I said I'm hooked on a feeling And I'm high on believing That you're in love with me I'm hooked on a feeling

a little AA humor...... ;-) My favorite song on addiction of any kind.....kinda hits the nail on the head..... Got to get some food I'm so hungry all the time I don't know how to stop I don't know how to stop Got to get some sleep I'm so nervous in the night I don't know how to stop No, I don't know how to stop I don't know how to stop I don't know how to stop Got to pick up the phone I will call any number I will talk to anyone I know I'm gone too far Much too far I gone this time And I don't want to think what I've done I don't know how to stop No, I don't know how to stop There are always hidden silences Waiting behind the chair They come out when the coast is clear They eat anything that moves I go shaky at the knees Lights go out, stars come down Like a swarm of bees No self-control You know I hate to hurt you I hate to see your pain But I don't know how to stop No, I don't know how to stop Street after street Night after night I walk on through the rain I walk on through the rain I don't know how to stop

Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problemShe's always on my mind Her memory goes round and round I've tried to quit a thousand times Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem Fill the glass up to the top I'll start with loving her But I don't know when to stop I wake up and right away Her name is on my lips Once the memories start to flow I can't stop with just one sip Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem She's always on my mind Her memory goes round and round I've tried to quit a thousand times Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem Fill the glass up to the top I'll start with loving her But I don't know when to stop I keep on remembering How good it used to be Gettin' stoned all alone On my favorite memory Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem She's always on my mind Her memory goes round and round I've tried to quit a thousand times Yes, I admit I've got a thinkin' problem Fill the glass up to the top I'll start with loving her But I don't know when to stop I'll start with lovin' her But I don't know when to stop

She pulls me back in...... I'm tired of putting up With your sober ways Tired of looking at you Through an alcoholic haze You better change I'm begging you please 'cause if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave I wake up in the morning I'm under the roof But I get no sympathy Baby you're too aloof You better change Yes, I'm begging you please 'cause if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave Budweiser, Budweiser, Miller Lite Take a little nip baby it's alright All a fellow wants is company Come on baby have a taste with me Yeah, you say it's alright baby You don't care But as soon as I indulge I get that icy stare You better change I'm begging you please 'cause if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave Don't give me no lectures 'Bout stress and strife So-ber-i-ety Just ain't my way of life You better change Yes, I'm begging you please 'cause if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave Yeah, Budweiser, Budweiser, Miller Lite Take a little nip baby it's alright All a fellow wants is company Come on baby have some fun with me Yeah, you say it's alright baby You don't care But as soon as I indulge I get that icy stare You better change I'm begging you please 'cause if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave Well, if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave Yes, if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave

well if you insist... As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains. I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'. I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier. I said stand o'er and deliver or the devil he may take ya. Musha ring dumb a do dumb a da. Whack for my daddy-o, Whack for my daddy-o. There's whiskey in the jar-o. I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny. I took all of his money and I brought it home to Molly. She swore that she'd love me, never would she leave me. But the devil take that woman for you know she tricked me easy. Musha ring dumb a do dumb a da. Whack for my daddy-o, Whack for my daddy-o. There's whiskey in the jar-o. Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber. Takin' my money with me and I never knew the danger. For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell. I jumped up, fired off my pistols and I shot him with both barrels. Musha ring dumb a do dumb a da. Whack for my daddy-o, Whack for my daddy-o. There's whiskey in the jar-o. Now some men like the fishin' and some men like the fowlin', And some men like ta hear a cannon ball a roarin'. Me? I like sleepin' specially in my Molly's chamber. But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain, yeah. Musha ring dumb a do dumb a da. Whack for my daddy-o, Whack for my daddy-o. There's whiskey in the jar-o. And I got drunk on whiskey-o And I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love my Molly-o.

Sorry, caught up in nostalgic music.... This one is dedicated to Katniss and her 4 pm happy hours..... Crack open a cold one Sarge....make it two.... I dropped into a tavern Where I saw some friends of mine The party was gettin' underway And the truth was really flyin' And I got loaded, I got loaded I got loaded man, I sure got high I told my pretty baby That I wouldn't stay out no more You know every time I tried to leave I fell down on the floor I got loaded, I got loaded I got loaded man, I sure got high It made me feel so happy baby While it was goin' down I took a sip every trip That bottle went around And I got loaded, I got loaded I got loaded man, I sure got high Last thing I remember I heard somebody say Doggone my soul Let's really roll until the break of day I got loaded, I got loaded I got loaded man, I sure got high If you see my baby Please tell her this from me I didn't mean to stay so long But the drinks down there were free! I got loaded, I got loaded I got loaded man, I sure got high

Nothin New Under the Sun... Howdy folks on this fine Friday. music is best when shared Love it babe. Love it babe. [repeat] Baby you don't know,what you do to me. Between me and you, I feel a chemistry. Won't let no one come and take your place. Cause the love you give can't be replaced. See no one else love me like you do. That's why I don't mind to spend my life with you. Wanna please you in anyway I can. Wanna share my world don't you understand. Your love is a one in a million it goes on and on and on you give me a really good feelin all day long. Your love is a one in a million it goes on and on and on you give me a really good feelin all day long. Turn me inside out make my heart speak. Don't want no one else you are all I need. Personality(ty) in everything you do(do) Makes me love everything bout you. Your smile your style so fly I can't deny I got a crush on you and that's true indeed. I'm digging you your making me believe. Your love is a one in a million it goes on and on and on you give me a really good feelin all day long. Your love is a one in a million it goes on and on and on you give me a really good feelin all day long. I'll give you anything you want from me anything you want anything you need anything your soul desires I'll give you anything you want from me anything you want anything you need anything your soul desires Your love is a one in a million it goes on and on and on You give me a really good feelin all day long.[fades] Love it babe.[echo] love it babe. love it babe [repeat]

everybody limbo ..... 3, 6, 9 damn you're fine move it so you can sock it to me one mo time Get low, get low To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall) To the sweat drop down my balls (my balls) To all these bitches crawl (crawl) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (god damn) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (god damn) Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo Panty line club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now She getting crunk in the club I mean she working Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off buckey naked ATL. Hoe don’t disrespect it Pa pop your pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this bitch Lil Jon and the East side boys with me and we all like to see ass and titties Now bring your ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this thug Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if your ass wanna act you can keep your ass where you at we interrupt this fine piece of music for a musical history lesson on KDED.... Jerry and Bobby and the boys can thank this Smokey Woods and the Modern Mountaineers 1937 recording for the inspiration of one of their biggest hits....actually went to number one in Turlock, California in 1971....the old Commander released a version on his 1973 LP Country Casanova....but it was banned....great tune....gets ya movin'...modern rap can learn a lot from the classics... Gotta see it to believe it..... Time to foxtrot..... A one, and a two and a three.... http://youtu.be/sJsKEUwo4fo

Oh wait rrrgrrr sold da dus, anyway...its time to get live! Ah ha, hush that fuss Everybody move to the back of the bus Do you wanna bump and slump with us We the type of people make the club get crunk [Verse 1:(Big Boi)] Many a day has passed, the night has gone by But still I find the time to put that bump off in your eye Total chaos, for these playas, thought we was absent We takin another route to represent the Dungeon Family Like Great Day, me and my nigga decide to take the back way We stabbing every city then we headed to that bat cave A-T-L, Georgia, what we do for ya Bull doggin hoes like them Georgetown Hoyas Boy you sounding silly, thank my Brougham aint sittin pretty Doing doughnuts round you suckas like then circles around titties Damn we the committee gone burn it down But us gone bust you in the mouth with the chorus now [Hook] I met a gypsy and she hipped me to some life game To stimulate then activate the left and right brain Said baby boy you only funky as your last cut You focus on the past your ass'll be a has what Thats one to live by or either that one to die to I try to just throw it at you determine your own adventure Andre, got to her station here's my destination She got off the bus, the conversation lingered in my head for hours Took a shower kinda sour cause my favorite group ain't comin with it But I'm witcha you cause you probably goin through it anyway But anyhow when in doubt went on out and bought it Cause I thought it would be jammin but examine all the flawsky-wawsky Awfully, it's sad and it's costly, but that's all she wrote And I hope I never have to float in that boat Up shit creek it's weak is the last quote That I want to hear when I'm goin down when all's said and done And we got a new joe in town When the record player get to skippin and slowin down All yawl can say is them niggas earned that crown but until then... [Hook] [Harmonica Solo] [Hook til fade]