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    So 80 shows are only 3.46% of the total number of shows. So 3.46% of 6,594.9 hours of music comes out to 228.2 hours of music or 9 1/2 days of goin down the road feeling bad. Considering Swannie needs to sleep 8 hours a day and lay in a field staring at the sky Sunshine Daydreaming 4 hours a day, the music will never stop for 19 days! Okay, it's gonna take longer the that to travel from Timbuktu by hot air balloon. WE NEED MORE SHOWS!
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    The Grateful Dead performed 2314 shows from 5/5/65 til 7/9/15 with an average duration of 2 hours and 51 minutes excluding noodling tuning set breaks take a step backs and getting everything just exactly perfect.... That figures out to 395,694 minutes or 6594.9 hours of continuous music... Get a humping Swannie! Morning Totes
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    for the Pete's sake
    Okay, he might need to take a hot air balloon part of the way from Timbuktu.......That makes things a bit more complicated. I hope he has a good tail wind.
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    I just provided the question in my edit. lol!!!
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    A day off from the countdown,
    means 2 more days closer to the shows! 5 weeks, 4 days, and 14 hours until Santa Clara! 6 weeks, 3 days, 12 hours until showtime in Chicago! If MadSwan starts humping to the shows a day early (meaning he needs to wear his humping pants today), can he listen to all those shows? Some would say, "Yes, but only if we convert all them there flacs to mp3 so they fit on an iphone." LOL, and they're probably right! This is like one of those math problems I always got wrong in school. If MadSwan has 80 shows and needs to walk from Timbuktu to Santa Clara, how many days until he runs out of Jerry if he walks at 5 mph? Four questions: 1) who is doing the math to see how many days of music that is, 2) how much 'space' is needed to fit all the shows on one portable listening apparatus?, 3) If the bus comes by, will you get on?, and 4) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Yous y'all had better start Patchin' those sails and Shinin' those rails!
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    TY brother !! I was wondering what happened to you and the countdown yesterday. I think there's a app on my iPhone to calculate Swan's required walking speed for his journey - brb with the answer :-) Greets from San Fran !!
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    If the Daydreamers crack this egg of a forum before it hatches, do we all get stuffed Dead50 bear or something as a carnival prize?
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    Perhaps you can hoof it ala Forrest Gump...wear your Walkman If you leave this weekend you'll make it in time....it will also afford you the ability to listen to each show chronologically from 5/5/65 through 7/9/95....
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    GDTRFB :-)
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    I'm canceling my flight to Santa Clara
    I've taken a hard cold look at the factsLooked at the numbers Seriously weighed the time I would need to commit And I just can't make it work. There's just no way to listen to 80+ shows in that amount of time. I'm gonna have to drive from Maryland. Slowly. Thank you gracious donars.
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Just in Time to wet my sometimes working Zone 1. GOOD NIGHT FOLKS. Get your rest, and make sure your humping pants are on the drying line before entering potato land for the night.
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Thanks for the reminder Totes... Just got them out of the dryer.... Coffee is on.... Happy Hump Day to you all..... Now get out there, cause there's nothing left to do but... smile, Smile, SMILE...
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I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every once in a while I get an idea about plumbing, I get an idea about city government, and they come the way they come.-Jerry Garcia 6 weeks, 3 days, and 14 hours until show time in Levi's Stadium. 7 weeks, 2 days, and 12 hours until show time in Soldier Field. 6 weeks, 2 days, and 4 hours until we set up camp at Klang's house for the Sunshine Daybreamer weekend BBQ. Patch those sails and Shine those Rails!
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Hey totes.... You bring the guitar I'll bring the wine Try my guacamole one more time.... Gonna do that Klang Face boogie Be ready Mr Mayor....we found your address and we are coming All Dreamers feel free to RSVP, and each of us is free to bring 10 additional guests....Klangs supplying lobster and porterhouse steaks... Large dogs welcome...small dogs too Hell...bring your cats,camels, llamas, frogs, fish turtles and aardvarks... Tin foil hats optional.... Harley and Magic bus parking on the front lawn.... Klang will valet...
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Did I hear Harley parking? I'm in !! Mama Bear too. Klang, you're not gonna charge for parking are you? Totes my man - always starting our day with the greatest of countdowns - thank you !! Beautiful, "crisp" AM here in Lexington today....Orange County here I come. Happy hump day SD'ers :-)
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We're all gonna meetAt that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It’s that million dollar bash
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...did I mention I have a small house? Hehe Y'all are welcome to stop by, just not all at once. ;-) AVATAR: Mickey with electrode hat. (plays drums with his MIND) Oh yeah, let that idea stew for a while.
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Nice hat...I prefer the foil variety... Re Klangstock.... Head count so far is at 380 including family and friends...haven't tallied the pets yet....figuring around 70...I hear Miller is bringing his horse and I understand we may have a yak or two representing....
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Sounds like it's going to much bigger. Hope the Mayor has a good safe place to park the Klangmobile. T-Horse has really copped an attitude since getting an agent and doing those commercials for Direct-TV.
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Dockers, not today. Baggy cords, sniff. Acid-washed jeans, still got those? Capris, not this time Bobby. Short shorts, ahem, moving along. Ah, humping pants, that's the ticket. Wednesday morning papers didn't come. Can't have everything. Gotta get geared up for Klangapalooza....
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is that a foil lined hat?
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I'm bringing my troupe of 44 sorta-trained dancing pythons. Please keep the volume down, they're a little skittish
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wink!! rrrggggrrr makes me swoon. Gotta love a man that can spell aardvarks...
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Why hello your Katniss.... Wait til you see my capybara...he likes sarsaparilla.... Your entourage is more than welcome at Klangapalooza..... We will have extra litter boxes....for those in need....10 port a potties being delivered a day in advance... Hi Ho Hi Ho... Back to the minds I go....that's my mine equivalent.... It's a terrible thing to waste...... "They're all Wasted!"
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Right on Boo Boo.... Didn't know it was Mickey until I was told..... How is Rachacha?
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in the air today,but lilacs are in bloom and all is good here. there is an article online with that pic of Mickey, otherwise I'd of thought it was Spock.
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quite a cool environment all around... .....cue the sounds of silence..... carry on.....
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I am dying here! Klangstock klangapalooza Klangspock Mickey=Spock reincarnate! Laughing so hard, tears rolling down hard to breathe.... Breathe Klang breathe!
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Most people don't know this, but Mickey as a child had to have his ears clipped so he could pass as human...
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the beginning, wait till KlangFest for the real fun to begin, gonna have a transporter and one for SC and Chitown, we are all getting in, beam me up indeed!
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Wait til the 478 horse cats/kittens of the Apocalypse descend on your humble abode.... sorry, initial head count was way off..... Not including pets....I understand the rabbits are breeding as I speak....we may be in excess of a thousand.... Be home for the deliveries of the port a potties.... I got the cat litter pans and the litter.... As well as the wine and guac.... Totes is bringing the guitar..... (If lost, just follow your arrow, or the conversation thread here) Klang face boogie...gonna boogie my scruples away... They are long gone children.....
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"Klang" will be a notorious prefix, sort of like "gate" is now as a suffix, except "Klang" will have good connotations the polar opposite of the "gate" suffix. Ex: that was a Klanggood time or what a Klanger of a FTW show or too bad Trey isn't a Klanger.....
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I'm locked in tight... I'm out of range... I used to care..... But.... Things have changed..... Millers horse got a bead on your Ponderosa.... So saddle up the Palomino.... It sure has been a long hard ride......
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Klang being from Boston I will be bring my lobster boat and my 4 pet lobsters Jerry, phil , bobby and of course pig pen you do have a pool for them to play in i hope and a place to moor the boat
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ouch...even from Da Buff...ouch dude.... Gotta hurt....it hurts me too... The Bills make me wanna shout.... even though we got Tfonts horse.... LeSean McCoy aka Shady.... running for the roses.... Aka Lombardi Trophy.....
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We get you Klang, and your sense of humor too. I for one am just trying to plan what to pack for Klangapalooza. Like, will the port-potties be the good kind with pedal-push running water inside??
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looks like he might miss the KlangBeatdown the Bills will show the Patsies, it will be a Klanggood time
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One night only, Lake Wassapamani. Meet-up with Daydreamers and various and sundry Klang-ons.
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Who am I kidding. This week is dragging by.... Coffee is on.... Out to the car, get gas, and then earn my keep.... Let's make today count kids....
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Jerry Jerry all day.East Coast sails are furled, rails are shining, and this ship's weighing anchor! Beautiful sunny day here. Its all just exactly perfect. . 12hrs, 28min until my summer trifecta begins. I'm so freaking happy right now. And I miss Jerry.
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I know....
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Tinfoil. Meeting your psychonaut needs for over 50 years. 6 weeks, 2 days, and 12 hours until showtime in Levi's Stadium. 7 weeks, 1 day, and 10 hours until showtime in Soldier Field. Thomas Edison recorded Mary had a Little Lamb on tin in 1877. He immediately realized tin makes an awfully flimsy record. He promptly fashioned the recording into a tinfoil hat and placed it on his head. He then began reciting Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary instead. He jumped so high, he touched the sky. Never got back until the fourth of July. True story. Really..... Patch those Sails and Shine those Rails!
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King of the road... Well, there's no pool but there's a pond. OK it's more like a swamp but it should do for the shellfish in a temporary capacity.
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The porta-potties will be of the utmost modern type with full running water and flushability. Unfortunately, they will be paypotties. $1 a splash. Sorry, it's a sign of the times.
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We don't need no stinking portapotties..We can fertilize the Mayors lawn for free.... I got 5 kegs of beer coming.. and 400 red plastic cups
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I just got word I'm playing the midnight set Klangstock!
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Duck hunting season starts on Saturday.
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Duck Duck Goose..... Isn't that the team owned by a mouse..... Mr. Kane will be up for the challenge! Carry on Adam..... Will have some Frank in the air to you this afternoon.... Have a bitchin' boot from da Buff circa 1984 at Shea's Theater.... Also a Halloween show from NYC.....
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Thanks in advance for those. Streamed 7/4/89 Rich Stadium the other night on the big screen. It was a good night in '89 and the other night. Timeless.
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To quote Peter Gabriel...it's In The Air! .....the beat goes on but I'm so wrong..... You're an Italian.....what you're Jewish? Love your nails...... I miss Frank Zappa..... .....
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Two years and nary a trip down the cookie aisle. A serendipitous left turn led me to this sugar wonderland, past the Mint Milanos and directly to Oreo cookie land, with sights, sounds (OK, maybe the sounds were my own) and flavor combinations heretofore unimaginable. There, sitting by its lonesome, was a single package of Reese's Oreos. Fueled by promises of (ahem) oral pleasure, I rescued that package, and as dog is my witness, consummated our bond on the NSFW drive home. Alas, it may be a spring fling, but for one night, the sugar and chemicals flowed. Edison has his pretty maids all in a row but pb and chocolate is where it's at. Spill the wine and take that pearl! Patching and shining and ready to set sail over the mountains in six weeks--have a grateful day, dreamers!
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There's good music in the clouds. I also miss Zappa. Gracias.
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The mere report of your experience with said canine and consumables has left me a bit Verklempt.... Like a Penthouse forum flashback...but I digress... I need a moment and a Reeses Oreo...or 3.... Oh yeah, a smoke when I'm done.... On a more serious note.....I can not wait for Chicago.... And goddammit I'm a deadhead and I miss Jerry..... Wish I could be in Maryland....but life goes on..... rrrrrgjonesinforJerrymeisterrrrrr out......