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    We don't need no stinkin room!!!!! Hot in..... So hot in herre..... So hot in..... [Nelly] I was like, good gracious ass bodacious Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know) Lookin for the right time to flash them keys Then um I'm leavin, please believin Me and the rest of my heathens Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin I need you to get up up on the dance floor Give that man what he askin for Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use [Hook x2] (I said) Its gettin hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off [Nelly] Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint VOKAL tanktop, on at this point Your with a winner so baby you cant loose I got secrets cant leave Cancun So take it off like your home alone You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend, like "girl I think my butt gettin big" [Hook x2] (Nelly hang all out) Mix a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) Give a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (Nelly hang all out) With a little bit a ah, ah And a sprinkle a that ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) I like it when ya ah, ah Girl, Baby make it ah, ah [Nelly] Stop placin, time wastin I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement (What?) I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh) Unless you gon' do it Extra, extra eh, spread the news Nelly took a trip from the Lunner to Neptune Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms [Hook x4] (Nelly hang all out) Mix a little bit of ah, ah With a little bit of ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) Give a little bit of ah, ah With a little bit of ah, ah (Nelly hang all out) With a little bit of ah, ah And a sprinkle of that ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) I like it when ya ah, ah Girl, Baby make it ah, ah TGIF...and its 5 o'clock somewhere....
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    @ and you should know thats true
    OOOH turn it up Sarge, thats my Jam I came for you! Didn't you think I knew that you were born with the power of a locomotive. Hit it Sarge! In the shuffling madness Of the locomotive breath, Runs the all-time loser, Headlong to his death. He feels the piston scraping -- Steam breaking on his brow -- Thank God, he stole the handle and The train won't stop going -- No way to slow down. He sees his children jumping off At the stations -- one by one. His woman and his best friend -- In bed and having fun. He's crawling down the corridor On his hands and knees -- Old Charlie stole the handle and The train won't stop going -- No way to slow down. He hears the silence howling -- Catches angels as they fall. And the all-time winner Has got him by the balls. He picks up Gideon's Bible -- Open at page one -- God stole the handle and The train won't stop going -- No way to slow down.
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    Princess cards she sends me with her regards Barroom eyes shine vacancy, to see her you gotta look hard Wounded deep in battle, I stand stuffed like some soldier undaunted To her Cheshire smile, I'll stand on file, she's all I ever wanted But you let your blue walls get in the way of these facts Honey, get your carpetbaggers off my back You wouldn't even give me time to cover my tracks You said, "Here's your mirror and your ball and jacks" But they're not what I came for, and I'm sure you see that too [CHORUS] I came for you, for you, I came for you But you did not need my urgency I came for you, for you, I came for you But your life was one long emergency And your cloud line urges me And my electric surges free Crawl into my ambulance, your pulse is getting weak Reveal yourself all now to me, girl, while you've got the strength to speak 'Cause they're waiting for you at Bellevue with their oxygen masks But I could give it all to you now, if only you could ask And don't call for your surgeon, even he says it's too late It's not your lungs this time, it's your heart that holds your fate Don't give me my money, honey, I don't want it back You and your pony face and your Union Jack Well, take your local joker and teach him how to act I swear I was never that way, even when I really cracked Didn't you think I knew that you were born with the power of a locomotive Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? And your Chelsea suicide with no apparent motive You could laugh and cry in a single sound And your strength is devastating in the face of all these odds Remember how I kept you waiting when it was my turn to be the god? You were not quite half so proud when I found you broken on the beach Remember how I poured salt on your tongue and hung just out of reach And the band, they played the homecoming theme as I caressed your cheek That ragged, jagged melody, she still clings to me like a leech But that medal you wore on your chest always got in the way Like a little girl with a trophy so soft to buy her way We were both hitchhikers but you had your ear tuned to the roar Of some metal-tempered engine on an alien, distant shore So you left to find a better reason than the one we were living for And it's not that nursery mouth that I came back for It's not the way you're stretched out on the floor 'Cause I've broken all your windows and I've rammed through all your doors And who am I to ask you to lick my sores? And you should know that's true Let's get done being douchey? K????
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    Im so glad admin is OK with the term douche nozzle... I dont like being censored. my sister who incidentally is also named Holly(step sister) used to think in the song blinded by the light that they were saying "wrapped up like a douche" and wouldn't listen to the song. Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Madman drummer bummers Indians in the summer With a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps His way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder Feeling kinda older I tripped a merry-go-round With this very unpleasing Sneezing and wheezing The calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground [Chorus:] But she was blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Some silicone sister With her manager mister Told me I got what it takes She said, I'll turn you on sonny to something strong Play the song with the funky break And go-kart Mozart Was checking out the weather chart To see if it was safe outside And little Early Pearly Came by in his curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride Asked me if I needed a ride [Chorus:] ‘Cause she was blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. She got down but she never got tight She's gonna make it to the night She's gonna make it through the night But mama, that's where the fun is But mama, that's where the fun is [Solo] Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun But mama, that's where the fun is Some brimstone baritone Anticyclone rolling stone Preacher from the east Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone. Hit it in its funny bone. That's where they expect it least." And some new mown chaperone Was standing in the corner Watching the young girls dance And some fresh-sown moonstone Was messing with his frozen zone Reminding him of romance The calliope crashed to the ground But she was blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat) Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (With a boulder on my shoulder feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground) Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (And now Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand And some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers daddy's within earshot save the buckshot turn up the band.) Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (Some silicone sister with her manager mister told me I got what it takes She said I'll turn you on sonny to something strong) She got down but she never got tired, She's gonna make it through the night.
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    Sarge, take your protein pills and put your helmet on...strap in! Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Tom Commencing countdown, engines on Check ignition and may God's love be with you Spoken: Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Lift-off This is Ground Control to Major Tom You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most the peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here Am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!) Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear.... Here am I floating 'round my tin can Far above the Moon Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do
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    @Major Tom.....its your bus.....drive it
    Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey Mother Earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad Hey Mother Earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea 'round and around and around and around Is just a lot of lunacy (Yeah!) 'round and around and around and around and around (So bring me back down) 'round and around and around and around and around Safe on the ground Hey Mother Earth Better bring me back down Safely to the sea But around and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me, yeah You know I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Say, hey, you Mother Earth You better bring me back down I've taken just as much as I can But around and around and around and around Is the problem of a spaceman
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    Water under bridges..... You were there, I was there, Walton was there...we all were there!!!!!! we don't need no stinkin' douche nozzles!!!!!
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    Just to be clear....Ellie Mae is the Space Captain....me n Sarge are just enjoying the ride......shotgun for now.....Right Sarge? The dude abides, the dude abides......
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    Do you guys know that douche nozzle was at the shows? He fancies himself a huge deadhead... probably went to the shows in his Range Rover with an eternally fat wad... likely was in a box at the top last weekend. However Bill Murray may have cancelled out his presence Damn, Bill Murray!!!
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    OMG dude...chills :-) Hoo-ray for you and your son. Thank you for sharing.
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Just in Time to wet my sometimes working Zone 1. GOOD NIGHT FOLKS. Get your rest, and make sure your humping pants are on the drying line before entering potato land for the night.
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Thanks for the reminder Totes... Just got them out of the dryer.... Coffee is on.... Happy Hump Day to you all..... Now get out there, cause there's nothing left to do but... smile, Smile, SMILE...
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I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every once in a while I get an idea about plumbing, I get an idea about city government, and they come the way they come.-Jerry Garcia 6 weeks, 3 days, and 14 hours until show time in Levi's Stadium. 7 weeks, 2 days, and 12 hours until show time in Soldier Field. 6 weeks, 2 days, and 4 hours until we set up camp at Klang's house for the Sunshine Daybreamer weekend BBQ. Patch those sails and Shine those Rails!
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Hey totes.... You bring the guitar I'll bring the wine Try my guacamole one more time.... Gonna do that Klang Face boogie Be ready Mr Mayor....we found your address and we are coming All Dreamers feel free to RSVP, and each of us is free to bring 10 additional guests....Klangs supplying lobster and porterhouse steaks... Large dogs welcome...small dogs too Hell...bring your cats,camels, llamas, frogs, fish turtles and aardvarks... Tin foil hats optional.... Harley and Magic bus parking on the front lawn.... Klang will valet...
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Did I hear Harley parking? I'm in !! Mama Bear too. Klang, you're not gonna charge for parking are you? Totes my man - always starting our day with the greatest of countdowns - thank you !! Beautiful, "crisp" AM here in Lexington today....Orange County here I come. Happy hump day SD'ers :-)
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We're all gonna meetAt that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It’s that million dollar bash
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...did I mention I have a small house? Hehe Y'all are welcome to stop by, just not all at once. ;-) AVATAR: Mickey with electrode hat. (plays drums with his MIND) Oh yeah, let that idea stew for a while.
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Nice hat...I prefer the foil variety... Re Klangstock.... Head count so far is at 380 including family and friends...haven't tallied the pets yet....figuring around 70...I hear Miller is bringing his horse and I understand we may have a yak or two representing....
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Sounds like it's going to much bigger. Hope the Mayor has a good safe place to park the Klangmobile. T-Horse has really copped an attitude since getting an agent and doing those commercials for Direct-TV.
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Dockers, not today. Baggy cords, sniff. Acid-washed jeans, still got those? Capris, not this time Bobby. Short shorts, ahem, moving along. Ah, humping pants, that's the ticket. Wednesday morning papers didn't come. Can't have everything. Gotta get geared up for Klangapalooza....
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is that a foil lined hat?
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I'm bringing my troupe of 44 sorta-trained dancing pythons. Please keep the volume down, they're a little skittish
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wink!! rrrggggrrr makes me swoon. Gotta love a man that can spell aardvarks...
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Why hello your Katniss.... Wait til you see my capybara...he likes sarsaparilla.... Your entourage is more than welcome at Klangapalooza..... We will have extra litter boxes....for those in need....10 port a potties being delivered a day in advance... Hi Ho Hi Ho... Back to the minds I go....that's my mine equivalent.... It's a terrible thing to waste...... "They're all Wasted!"
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Right on Boo Boo.... Didn't know it was Mickey until I was told..... How is Rachacha?
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in the air today,but lilacs are in bloom and all is good here. there is an article online with that pic of Mickey, otherwise I'd of thought it was Spock.
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quite a cool environment all around... .....cue the sounds of silence..... carry on.....
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I am dying here! Klangstock klangapalooza Klangspock Mickey=Spock reincarnate! Laughing so hard, tears rolling down hard to breathe.... Breathe Klang breathe!
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Most people don't know this, but Mickey as a child had to have his ears clipped so he could pass as human...
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the beginning, wait till KlangFest for the real fun to begin, gonna have a transporter and one for SC and Chitown, we are all getting in, beam me up indeed!
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Wait til the 478 horse cats/kittens of the Apocalypse descend on your humble abode.... sorry, initial head count was way off..... Not including pets....I understand the rabbits are breeding as I speak....we may be in excess of a thousand.... Be home for the deliveries of the port a potties.... I got the cat litter pans and the litter.... As well as the wine and guac.... Totes is bringing the guitar..... (If lost, just follow your arrow, or the conversation thread here) Klang face boogie...gonna boogie my scruples away... They are long gone children.....
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"Klang" will be a notorious prefix, sort of like "gate" is now as a suffix, except "Klang" will have good connotations the polar opposite of the "gate" suffix. Ex: that was a Klanggood time or what a Klanger of a FTW show or too bad Trey isn't a Klanger.....
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I'm locked in tight... I'm out of range... I used to care..... But.... Things have changed..... Millers horse got a bead on your Ponderosa.... So saddle up the Palomino.... It sure has been a long hard ride......
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Klang being from Boston I will be bring my lobster boat and my 4 pet lobsters Jerry, phil , bobby and of course pig pen you do have a pool for them to play in i hope and a place to moor the boat
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ouch...even from Da Buff...ouch dude.... Gotta hurt....it hurts me too... The Bills make me wanna shout.... even though we got Tfonts horse.... LeSean McCoy aka Shady.... running for the roses.... Aka Lombardi Trophy.....
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We get you Klang, and your sense of humor too. I for one am just trying to plan what to pack for Klangapalooza. Like, will the port-potties be the good kind with pedal-push running water inside??
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looks like he might miss the KlangBeatdown the Bills will show the Patsies, it will be a Klanggood time
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One night only, Lake Wassapamani. Meet-up with Daydreamers and various and sundry Klang-ons.
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Who am I kidding. This week is dragging by.... Coffee is on.... Out to the car, get gas, and then earn my keep.... Let's make today count kids....
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Jerry Jerry all day.East Coast sails are furled, rails are shining, and this ship's weighing anchor! Beautiful sunny day here. Its all just exactly perfect. . 12hrs, 28min until my summer trifecta begins. I'm so freaking happy right now. And I miss Jerry.
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I know....
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Tinfoil. Meeting your psychonaut needs for over 50 years. 6 weeks, 2 days, and 12 hours until showtime in Levi's Stadium. 7 weeks, 1 day, and 10 hours until showtime in Soldier Field. Thomas Edison recorded Mary had a Little Lamb on tin in 1877. He immediately realized tin makes an awfully flimsy record. He promptly fashioned the recording into a tinfoil hat and placed it on his head. He then began reciting Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary instead. He jumped so high, he touched the sky. Never got back until the fourth of July. True story. Really..... Patch those Sails and Shine those Rails!
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King of the road... Well, there's no pool but there's a pond. OK it's more like a swamp but it should do for the shellfish in a temporary capacity.
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The porta-potties will be of the utmost modern type with full running water and flushability. Unfortunately, they will be paypotties. $1 a splash. Sorry, it's a sign of the times.
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We don't need no stinking portapotties..We can fertilize the Mayors lawn for free.... I got 5 kegs of beer coming.. and 400 red plastic cups
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I just got word I'm playing the midnight set Klangstock!
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Duck hunting season starts on Saturday.
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Duck Duck Goose..... Isn't that the team owned by a mouse..... Mr. Kane will be up for the challenge! Carry on Adam..... Will have some Frank in the air to you this afternoon.... Have a bitchin' boot from da Buff circa 1984 at Shea's Theater.... Also a Halloween show from NYC.....
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Thanks in advance for those. Streamed 7/4/89 Rich Stadium the other night on the big screen. It was a good night in '89 and the other night. Timeless.
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To quote Peter Gabriel...it's In The Air! .....the beat goes on but I'm so wrong..... You're an Italian.....what you're Jewish? Love your nails...... I miss Frank Zappa..... .....
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Two years and nary a trip down the cookie aisle. A serendipitous left turn led me to this sugar wonderland, past the Mint Milanos and directly to Oreo cookie land, with sights, sounds (OK, maybe the sounds were my own) and flavor combinations heretofore unimaginable. There, sitting by its lonesome, was a single package of Reese's Oreos. Fueled by promises of (ahem) oral pleasure, I rescued that package, and as dog is my witness, consummated our bond on the NSFW drive home. Alas, it may be a spring fling, but for one night, the sugar and chemicals flowed. Edison has his pretty maids all in a row but pb and chocolate is where it's at. Spill the wine and take that pearl! Patching and shining and ready to set sail over the mountains in six weeks--have a grateful day, dreamers!
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There's good music in the clouds. I also miss Zappa. Gracias.
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The mere report of your experience with said canine and consumables has left me a bit Verklempt.... Like a Penthouse forum flashback...but I digress... I need a moment and a Reeses Oreo...or 3.... Oh yeah, a smoke when I'm done.... On a more serious note.....I can not wait for Chicago.... And goddammit I'm a deadhead and I miss Jerry..... Wish I could be in Maryland....but life goes on..... rrrrrgjonesinforJerrymeisterrrrrr out......