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    Oh Sarge, can you use your tail as a rudder? Or maybe a propeller? It's waggin like crazy! In the summertime when the weather is high You can stretch right up and touch the sky When the weather's fine You got women, you got women on your mind Have a drink, have a drive Go out and see what you can find If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel Speed along the lane Do a turn or return the twenty-five When the sun goes down You can make it, make it good and really fine We're not bad people, we're not dirty, we're not mean We love everybody, but we do as we please When the weather's fine We go fishing or go swimming in the sea We're always happy Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy Sing along with us, dee-dee dee-dee dee Da doo da-da da, yeah, we're hap-pap-py Da da da, dee da doo dee da doo da doo da Da doo da-da da, dee da da dee da da When the winter's here, yeah, it's party time Bring your bottle, wear your bright clothes 'cause it will soon be summertime And we'll sing again We'll go driving or maybe we'll settle down If she's rich, if she's nice Bring your friends and we'll all go into town In the summertime when the weather is high You can stretch right up and touch the sky When the weather's fine You got women, you got women on your mind Have a drink, have a drive Go out and see what you can find If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel Speed along the lane Do a turn or return the twenty-five When the sun goes down You can make it, make it good and really fine We're not bad people, we're not dirty, we're not mean We love everybody, but we do as we please When the weather's fine We go fishing or go swimming in the sea We're always happy Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy Sing along with us, dee-dee dee-dee dee Da doo da-da da, yeah, we're hap-pap-py Da da da, dee da doo dee da doo da doo da Da doo da-da da, dee da da dee da da
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    @warm today, but hot tamale!
    Sarge is just happy to see you....... (Bom-bom-bom-bom) (Ba-ba-do-do-do) (Bom-bom-bom) (Ba-ba-do-do-do) (Bom-bom-bom) (Ba-ba-do-do-do) (Bom-bom-bom) (Ba-ba-do-do-do) Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm-hm Now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Um-hm-hm-hm Known for meetin' brand new fellas And takin' other folk's girl Well now, they often call me Speedo 'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time Umm-hm-hm Well, they often call me Speedo 'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time Umm-hm-hm Well, I'm known some pretty women And that's caused them to change their minds Umm-hm-hm Well now, some may call me, Joe Some may call me, Moe Just remember Speedo He don't never take it slow Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm Well now, some may call me, Moe Some may call me, Joe Just remember Speedo He don't never take it slow Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm And now they got to call me Speedo 'Till they call off makin' pretty girls Umm-hm-hm Um-hm-hm-hm Hm-hm-hm-hm Hm-hm-hm-hm Hm-hm-hm-hm.
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    @ taco, burrito, what's that in your speedo?
    Sarge looks like a polar bear in the photo...think cool thoughts... I'm down on the water (I'm down on the water) I don't know so I don't bother. (I don't know so I don't bother) Looking out the window of my dad's old Chevy. (Lookin' out the window of my dad's old Chevy.) Eats a lot of gas cause it's that more heavy. (Eats a lot of gas cause it's that more heavy.) I'm down on the county line and, (We're all down on the county line.) We're all screamin' Carolina. (We're all screamin' Carolina.) I'm down on the water. (I'm down on the water) We don't like what we just saw but... (We don't like what we just saw but...) I can't swim so I dog paddle. (I can't swim so I dog paddle.) I can't swim so I dog paddle. I eat? (?) inside it feels like murder. I can't swim so I dog paddle. I can't swim so I DOG PADDLE. I'm down on the water. (I'm down on the water) I don't know so I don't bother. (We don't got no meat to swallow.) Lookin' out the window of my dad's old Chevy. (I can't swim so I dog paddle.) Eats a lot of gas cause it's that more heavy. (...(?)... inside it feels like murder) I'm down on the county line and. We're all singin Carolina. (I can't swim so I dog paddle [repeated]) We're down on the county line again. We're all screaming Caroline again. What you say and what you want again. You can't get it cuz you don't get it. No. (i'm down on the water..)
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    Up Schitt's Creek.....with a doggie paddle..
    Sarge, get on your speedo....stay close to the raft...haven't eaten in the last 30 minutes? Good....put on some sunscreen..... Ooh, I go swimming, swimming in the water Swimming in the river, swimming in the sea I go swimming I go swimming, swimming in the water Swimming in the pool, swimming is cool I go swimming The sun is burning, I am yearning For the water flow (water flow) Next to my skin I, like to begin a water flow (water flow) Letting off steam I float in a dream, I can't let go (can't let go) Follow my wishes, follow the fishes Down below (down below) I go swimming I need water, water to drink Water on my brain, water sustain, Water over me I want water, water I need Water to think, water to drink Water over me The sun is burning, I am yearning For the water flow (water flow) Next to my skin I, like to begin a water flow (water flow) Letting off steam I float in a dream, I can't let go (can't let go) Follow my wishes, follow the fishes Down below (down below) I go swimming I go swimming, I go swimming Swimming in water, swimming in water, swimming in water Water all over me Swimming in water, swimming in water, swimming in water I go swimming, I go swimming I go swimming, I go swimming Swimming, I go swimming Oh I go swimming, I go swimming Water all over me Swimming in water, swimming in water, swimming in water Water all over me Swimming in water, swimming in water, swimming in water Water all over me Swimming in water, swimming in water, swimming in water Water all over me
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    And if I had a boatI'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat If I were Roy Rogers I'd sure enough be single I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale It'd just be me and Trigger We'd go ridin' through them movies Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat Now the mystery masked man was smart He got himself a Tonto 'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free But Tonto he was smarter And one day said kemo sabe Kiss my ass I bought a boat I'm going out to sea And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on my boat And if I were like lightning I wouldn't need no sneakers Well I'd come and go whenever I would please And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree And I'd scare 'em by the light pole But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat, I said me upon my pony on my boat
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    Had to post this one for the nautical theme we got going: Let me sail, let me sail, let the orinoco flow, Let me reach, let me beach On the shores of Tripoli. Let me sail, let me sail, Let me crash upon your shore, Let me reach, let me beach Far beyond the Yellow Sea. From Bissau to Palau - in the shade of Avalon, From Fiji to Tiree and the Isles of Ebony, From Peru to Cebu hear the power of Babylon, From Bali to Cali - far beneath the Coral Sea. From the North to the South, Ebudc into Khartoum, From the deep sea of Clouds To the island of the moon, Carry me on the waves To the lands I've never been, Carry me on the waves To the lands I've never seen. We can sail, we can sail... We can steer, we can near With Rob Dickins at the wheel, We can sigh, say goodbye Ross and his dependencies We can sail, we can sail... And Good Morning to all, tomorrow is Friday!
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    ahoy, matey !
    I sailed an ocean, unsettled ocean Through restful waters and deep commotion Often frightened, unenlightened Sail on, sail on sailor I wrest the waters, fight Neptune's waters Sail through the sorrows of life's marauders Unrepenting, often empty Sail on, sail on sailor Caught like a sewer rat alone but I sail Bought like a crust of bread, but oh do I wail Seldom stumble, never crumble Try to tumble, life's a rumble Feel the stinging I've been given Never ending, unrelenting Heartbreak searing, always fearing Never caring, persevering Sail on, sail on, sailor I work the seaways, the gale-swept seaways Past shipwrecked daughters of wicked waters Uninspired, drenched and tired Wail on, wail on, sailor Always needing, even bleeding Never feeding all my feelings Damn the thunder, must I blunder There's no wonder all I'm under Stop the crying and the lying And the sighing and my dying Sail on, sail on sailor ...
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    @Hey Hey My My.....
    What a beautiful Thursday....humidity supposed to break.... Coffee is on and we have a nice tailwind.... Sing it Sarge.... Sailing on, sailing on I can hear sweet voices singing Hear sweet music playing Sailing on, sailing on I wish you were here with me while I'm sailing on Well the spring, summer, autumn, and winter All I know, you're gonna lay your head on my pillow Morning, noon, and night; spring, summer, autumn, winter All I know, you're gonna tell me what you prefer Sailing on, Sailing on I wish you were here with me while I'm sailing on Everybody clap your hands Sailing on, sailing on I wish you could be with me when I... Sailing on Everybody clap your hands
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    @pant pant pant......
    ;-) ok you win.....
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    shall we toast goodnight...
    with a glass of pink champagne? g'night, pretty Puppers. Who's a good boy?
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I've never figured out what "you can tripe my shorts" mean. Maybe it just sounded cool..which it still does
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And I don't dig torts?.. WTF is that......who writes this stuff? But I was buffaloed in Buffalo and entertained in Houston..... New York New Yawk....you gotta choose one...... Just try my guacamole baby.....!!!!! It's actually very good..... Recipe free to all who ask in Chicago...... It's a hype face boogie..... Look Out!!!
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tasteofhome.com/recipes/black-forest-chocolate-torte passing wave y'all - buried in the mines (mainly, where I spend my time.)
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spent last night in the mine....it blows.....that's where I spend my time as well.... Make sure your flashlight has fresh batteries, gets mighty dark.... Back in the day worked 36 hours on 12 hours off month at a time .. ...but the Ramones helped..... Helped me make it through the night.... Thanks for the recipe..... I dig torts, just not the lyric...but it kinda flows......and I miss Lowell too. 20 20 24 hours to go.....I wanna be sedated.....no where to go no way to go home..... I wanna be sedated..... Say hi to sleepy, sneezy, dopey, happy and bashful.....missing a few but doc is in the house...unfortunately but necessarily.... The sun will come out tomorrow.....
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joey ramone vs kris kristofferson my $$ woulda been on joey, but... you know.
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Can't speak for Kris, never met the man......but grew up in Queens, had beers with Joey and their second drummer Marky Bell aka Ramone at CBGB after Tommy left....low maintenance....and chill....did not take themselves seriously at all. In my mind there is no cage match Katniss.... All Gods children sing in the choir, some sing low and some sing higher.... Let's all beat on the brat with a baseball bat with Sunday morning coming down..... I miss Joey, Johnny and Tommy beddie bye Boze time here..... It's a Blitzkrieg Bop....
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it's blocking June and July. Even Joey Ramone would agree.
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oh, thou of a soul gentler and kinder than mine, sleep well.
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Even if the pretty b*tch does have me dragging flats of plants in & out the damn garage. I'm patient for July; I love Spring with her lilacs, sugar-magnolias, green-grass perfume and a driveway overflowing with the spoils of one's greenhouse hunts. Life's too short to wish it away.
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when you put it that way...
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it so close yet so far away , sitting here hoping to hear that GDTS will gives us a little info that they are mailing tickets out. Does anyone know when we might see them or find out?
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Another Wednesday.... Another cup of coffee for the road.... Following last nights thread after I left, I CAN wait for July.... Don't get me wrong, not that I don't wanna be there but I'm not wishing my days away.... .....there were days, there were days.....and there were days between.... Blossoms blooming, Heads all empty and I don't care.... Guess I'll stay right here, cuz these are the Good Old Days...... Carpe Diem kids....get humping....
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Humping pants on.. Ready for a Finneas Fogg redux Around the world in 80 shows . Tail wind's a blowin. Not all who wander are lost.
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Makes a good beat, like a Swiss watch, but where does the time go? 5 weeks, 3 days, 14 hours to go until the show in Santa Clara. 6 weeks, 2 days, 12 hours to go until the show in Chicago! I miss Jerry!
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Taking a break from some heavy humping to say.... Disaffectedly.... I know.....
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I havent checked recently. Last communication was it would be just before the shows. I infer mid June but don't take that as gospel.
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I was told June 10th or thereabouts by GDTSTOO in early March shortly after the TM debacle...they "wanted people to have tickets in hand by mid June" but it's all assumption until one of us gets them
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I'd expect them to send out SC tickets first. But then again ticketing hasn't gone exactly as expected so far...
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Roadking, you're animating! Nice job (I'm still stuck not being able to move and it's getting uncomfortable, leg is cramping up) Klangstone bobblehead? Man, I gotta get me one of those. Happy Wed. all!
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If something comes up or someone cancels or changes plans, please keep me in mind for early Sunday Kimock show (HOB) or Sunday brunch with the Grisman sextet. Thanks 'dreamers!
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Mr. Mayor maybe you need an oil can. Last I saw tin man had it... BTW you do a fine job of Mayoring on ba Dus..... Next stop....Petticoat Junction! Hi Ho Silver....Away!
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open the door and brush off a seat, coffee would be nice, I got my tickets! Not in hand of course, but secured, and I get to see the stage!!!WooooHooo it's hump day
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Glad you flagged me down...coffee is on...ask Uncle Joe to move over...you can scooch in between Betty Jo and Billy Jo....they are enjoying the ride...watch out for Arnold Ziffel he took a shine to Millers horse...next stop Green Acres...they say it's the place to be...
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is the life for me, hope Arnold isn't making his usual mess, he's a friggin pig, where was the last stop, Petticoat Junction? Pull over by the utility pole, gotta make a call
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After the utility pole...gotta make a stop at the General store for some feed n munchies.... Got Reese's Oreos on the list....
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Eb's on the phone again talkin to Ralph and Alph, ah well lets roll before that durned Mr Haney shows up
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This just in! Harvey Schmidlapp was nominated by Oliver Wendell Douglas and his beautiful but ever so spoiled wife Lisa to challenge Mayor Klangstone for his seat in Daydreamer Land government.... results at 11.....
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Hank Patterson is challenging as an independent....Newt Kiley is his campain manager.
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Mayor Klangstone needs to release all his e-mails to the public and give full-disclosure of shady dealings at the Klangstone Foundation. We never have heard anymore about the 75 missing tickets.
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Don't forget all of his dirty laundry....in the back of the bus.... Hear Klang got busted once in Mayberry by Sheriff Andy Taylor......Guess he had contract to put a hit on Gomer, but Goober ratted him out..... Welcome back James... Kiss the horse for me....
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and Otis are drinking buddies...
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feet stomping time , get the grooove on baby , I need that old time music with just a lot of soul
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Gonna put on my hot pants.... And promenade down funky Broadway Til the cows come home.... Ooooh she give me Moonshine Whiskey.... But I'm not the Mayor....and that's Otis.... Lovin' me some Van the man.....
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As Mayor I have only one request from you. Don't wear the hot pants. They didn't go over so well last time. Mr. Haney's ex got just a little bit too excited and the town meeting REALLY got out of hand as a result. We don't want that again, so please...no hot pants. Another election already???? Man time is accelerating at an alarming rate...
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If you want my vote Mr. Mayor....??? Allow your constituents to let our freak flags fly.... And the politicians throwing stones..... Singing ashes ashes, All fall down...... All fall down..... For what it's worth..... Stop, hey, what's that sound..... Shameless Buffalo Springfield reference..... night peeps.....early day in the mines tomorrow.... my brain hurts.....
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Coffee is on..... Hopping off the bus for a few days.... got on my sailing shoes.... be back next week....God willing and the creek don't rise.... We are riding on cruise control...... Make today count.... Safe Memorial Day weekend to all! Carpe Diem kids.....
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5 weeks, 2 days, 14 hours to go to the west coast show! 6 weeks, 1 day, 12 hours to go to the show in Chicago! Hot Pants, Hot Cakes, Hot Coffee, and Hot Damn! Call Mr Haney, Sam Drucker, Eb, and Tennessee Jed! There's some beatnik from the big city playing banjo at the general store. Grab the 'shine, we're having a purty!
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Morning Kyle....how u Bee? Yesterday traded the humping pants for some Hot Pants.... Keep the coffee flowing on ba dus Just ran into Ms. Hathaway at the bank... She dumped Mr. Drysdale.... Gonna lay around the shanty Mama...and get a good buzz on... Come and listen to my story bout a man named Jed.....
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I heard on the news that Mayor Klangstone is supporting legislation making Bumble Bee colored hot pants, tin foil hats, and Sunshine Daydreamer t-shirts the official uniform. He's gone mad.
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Get some buzzin' Zubaz hotpants for your trusty steed.... Hi Ho Silver, Away! Still waiting for results of the election..... Went down to the wire..... Heard Slick Willie Clinton was a last minute write in candidate.... Hope he brings his sax..... btw....while I'm gone, Monica Lewinsky agreed to take the wheel..... She promised she'd keep my seat warm.....
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....thanks for the public service announcement....a good day to you sir....
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that is not the wheel Monica is after, thought you were hitched buddy
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I ain't on ba dus..... I got me some wings..... And I'll get up and fly away..... Gonna get me some Chowdah and Lobstah......hear it's wicked awesome..... Just a warning for our peeps..... but if Slick Willie becomes our Mayor..... no worries..... Cuz he got the driving wheel.....
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no airline joe I hope, that's as bad as Labatt Maple