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  • Mr. Pid
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    Sorry!
    Haven't even had my coffee yet, it was all I could come up with! Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
  • iknowurider
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    thanxs folks
    Grate way to start off a Friday :) I'd like to tell a joke too, but I always F up the punchline.. PEACE
  • GratefulGigi
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    Thanks Stu!!
    Always a blonde joke in there right?Ha!
  • Mr. Pid
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    Five blondes
    walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it... Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
  • MarkintheDark
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    Good job there, g-mom and johnman
    Better threads get started with bartender jokes. Cheers, MarkintheDark ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
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    ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
    you people are just plain wrong............i've tried 3 times to get past "wharf, wharf" without chokin'....and i just can't do it!!................how many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?.............don't be ridiculous,everyone knows they screw in vw buses!!..........thanx mark and gigi for shining a little light on my otherwise shitty life....i can start this day with a smile and a little hope!!!!
  • GratefulGigi
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    Happy Friday!
    Glad you liked it!!TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a grateful day!! Peace,Gigi
  • pkpotter
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    Happy Friday!
    So good to start it off with that Gigi!
  • GratefulGigi
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    Here we go.....
    A Deadhead and his dog walked into a bar. The Deadhead said to the bartender, "Can I have a beer? I don’t have any money, but I have this talking dog." The bartender said, "If your dog can really talk, I’ll give you a beer on the house." The Deadhead said to the dog, "Hey, what’s your favorite Dead song?" The dog barked, "Wharf, Wharf, Wharf." The bartender, furious, threw the Deadhead and the dog out of the bar. Once outside, the dog turned to the Deadhead and said, "Maybe I should have said Dark Star." HeeHee! QUACK! Peace,Gigi
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    Couldn't type the best one
    It involves a blue whale and a sound effect. Doesn't translate to print. ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
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continuing the free-form from where we left it...
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I'm not one of them, I just pointed out that they ALL aren'tracist right wingnuts.
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and Lilly, you didn't really expect a "straight" answer to your question, didja?? these days I might be feeling a bit "bent" but my old lady is helping me `getting it all straightened out' ( -: hey now GIGI!! been missing you and everyone, time I should be heading back into David's VDO land... missing riding with you and the Bus et al. see ya on the other side of the rabbit hole, my sister. hope to catch up sooner rather than later. one day at a tiime, keep on keeping on. p.s. RIO 2016!!! capoeira y samba mucho gusto! the kids they dance and shake their..... love & peace.
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Rider and Bus sightings here few and far between nowadays. Iknow the lady has her hands full nowadays. Bus parks only over yonder now.********************************** Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. Mark Twain
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thanks for the potato song again - Dark HalR, just had some great ones for supper. Just shared the song with my wife. But actually I live in Washington which is now the onion state. Am about 30 miles from the Idaho border. But we do grow yummy potatoes here. Ate my Washington potato with Washington onions. The Walla Walla sweet onion was designated our state vegetable in 2007. The potato growers wanted it to be the potato and the potato and onion farmer's lobbies each lobbied at the state house to have their vegetables made the official state vegetable. It was a close call but the Walla Walla sweet won. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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the thought of potato farmers and onion farmers duking it out in the state house for the right to be state vegetable. So funny it brings tears to my eyes! heheh
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that our state dance is the square dance. I can just see it now, next time at the Gorge when the Dead play, thousands of Washington Deadheads square dancing away. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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that our state fossil is the Columbian Mammoth? banana slug, lol If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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that our state saint is Jimi Hendrix? If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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bytheby, hal. giving credit where it is due, the title, "Dark Hal R" was an original idea come up by the Badger. hope your wife dug it. meanwhile, since i only got re-runs left inside of me here, I'll do a bit of one-up-manship with the badger: Cosmic Badger Cosmic Badger what's up with you You travel so far, that's what you do To 'WhereverthefuckitisStan' you flew Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you Cooking up a pot of badger stew Light the fire -- put it under you Out the window a Great Tit flew Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you Now you have just one more chance We all wanna see the Badger dance Trippin out and in a trance Poke my eyes, with a lance Meeting you in an airport bar Looking at the sky we see Dark Star Drinking beers all during the day My ears are clogged, 'what did you say?' You said you're a badger or are you a skunk Don't really know but there's a funk Is it you or is it me? Don't know, but CC's gotta pee CC Joe, the cops are on to you You are taking so damn long in the loo What you got there in your hand? What comes out is dry like sand You're feeling that 'itch' aren't you? Your old lady knows what you wanna do Poor old CC, please don't feel blue Turning her back she's just stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Maybe later, she says with a sigh Old CC is starting to cry No worries, mate. She's joking with you Get in bed, she says to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you KIND TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love a good food fight during Farm Aid.
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And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually Gee, I didn't know Jimi received Washington sainthood? Everyday I eat my favorite apple, the Gala, your state fruit. My habanerro chili contains your state vegetable: a Walla Walla onion. Odds say that the goldfinch will fly over the banana slug, though.
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Farm Aid? Fans or musicians? I'll bet Willie was pissed, or maybe laughing. love the one your with
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as in drunk, or pissed as in perturbed?********************************** Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. Mark Twain
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I was just referring to the virtual food fight occuring in this blog. Oh and by the way, I prefer the term "referring" as in you get high through the kindness of a stranger rather than the one where you point at someone. What would Willie Do?
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between the farmers at Farm Aid. I would want to have apples, peaches and corn on the cob, maybe a few melons. Would be very hard for the rice and wheat farmers to win in a food fight with their grains. But maybe then the wheat farmers would start chasing everyone around with those giant tractors and combines. What Would Wille Do? If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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Willie? he'd smoke and chuckle me thinks. this is actually a prettygood interview, enjoy: peace.
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I meant pissed as in perturbed that people would be fighting at his show, I doubt Willie gets "pissed" as in drunk anymore. Hal R,'s post really cracked me up. All you really need...
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That was irony!********************************** Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. Mark Twain
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everyone seems to be asking "what would Willie do?" I believe he would just light up another & keep on puffing.......
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write a song about it
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*** "I had a hard run" back when I was about 14/15, I ran the NYC marathon... way too hung over from partying the night before, got to the Staten Island side of the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge really late, sparking up to take the edge off... anyways, immediately after the race started I was the last of the runners. It was frigging embarrassing, I was literally fucking LAST coming off the 59th Street bridge, heading up First Ave, all through the Bronx, back down, and into Central Park, I was frigging last. Most of the crowd was actually cheering me on really loudly and supportively, yelling 'yo tie dye go!!' This guy in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me the whole way through the last few miles. With the finish line in sight, this mook says to me: "Hey kid, how does it feel to be last?" . I says: "You want to know?" and I dropped out. ( -; peace. (jojo the fish era)
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that is sweet. really sweet nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
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right on cc!!
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a tale in the category of: don't mess with the hippies freaks. ( -: peace.
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Your president got the Nobel price for Peace. S.V.P. Give him time.From "un voisin du Québec". Richard.
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Happy Birthday to the memory of John Lennon, 9 October 1940 – 8 December 1980. You changed my life and woke me up. Imagine. Give Peace a Chance. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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Thanks Hal for the your post. And thank you, cc for the clips. I never thought that this evening I would be sitting here honoring the memory of John Lennon. Thank you, again.
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Knock Knock . Who's there? . Anita . Anita who ? . . Anita miracle everyday! . ( -: ©2009 cc joe; AKA: CC Giuseppe; AKA: CC Zeppe; AKA: CC Jose; AKA: Jose Carlos Calio Hernandez Leal Delgado Sanz Fernández Luna Galván Los Muertos Agradecidos Pesce Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Pesce; AKA:Jojo the Fish; AKA:Joey Fish; AKA: Joe Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Welcome.
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Knock Knock . Who's there? . Al Most . Al Most who ? . . Al Most 100 pages in this thread! . ( -: ©2009 cc joe; AKA: CC Giuseppe; AKA: CC Zeppe; AKA: CC Jose; AKA: Jose Carlos Calio Hernandez Leal Delgado Sanz Fernández Luna Galván Los Muertos Agradecidos Pesce Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Pesce; AKA:Jojo the Fish; AKA:Joey Fish; AKA: Joe Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Welcome.
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Knock Knock . Who's there? . Anita . Anita who ? . . Anita some new jokes. ) -; . . ©2009 cc joe; AKA: CC Giuseppe; AKA: CC Zeppe; AKA: CC Jose; AKA: Jose Carlos Calio Hernandez Leal Delgado Sanz Fernández Luna Galván Los Muertos Agradecidos Pesce Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Pesce; AKA:Jojo the Fish; AKA:Joey Fish; AKA: Joe Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Welcome.
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Hi! I miss you!! So good to see your funny posts!! :) Keep sharing the LOVE! Peace xo