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  • c_c
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    I mean NOT covering his red neck.
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    marye
    marye, yeah, one of his songs says that. long hair covering his redneck... peace.
  • Hal R
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    is who Warren Haynes first toured with back in the 80's. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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    Hollywoodland types
    An ever so typical, rich woman from Hollywoodland purchased the last remaining woodlands in the Malibu hills, intending to level the forest and build a big mansion. There was a really large, very old tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of her newly purchased land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she slipped and slid down the tree to the ground and got a lot of splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest emergincy room. The only doctor available happened to be an old deadhead. She told him how she had bought a big piece of land and then how she got all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and sat and waited and waited for morre than 6 hours before the doctor reapeared. The angry rich woman demanded, What took you so long??!!! The deadhead doc smiled and then told her, "Well, it took some time to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Manegement before I can remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
  • marye
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    well
    I'm going back almost 30 years here, but isn't he the one with the song about how his long hair doesn't cover up his red neck?
  • johnman
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    yes he is indeed
    however...his uncensored album is chock full of racial stuff. i do have several of his records, tho...but not that one
  • marye
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    David Allen Coe!
    A great songwriter indeed.
  • GADEADHEAD
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    Exclusive view of the Empire State building in Tie Dye
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3283/2526160472_f68648e5b1.jpg
  • c_c
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    sorry, didn't mean to post that 911 call here, meant to put this one in:
  • c_c
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    just gotta be in the right frame of mind, and post whatever you want: "When the bowl was finished Johnny said Hey man, that stuff was great But fill your lungs with some of this And prepare to vegetate" ( -: and the other video version for the same tune: everybody sing along: The devil went to jamaica by David Allen Coe The devil went to Jamaica He was looking to sell some weed He was doin' fine They were standin' in line It was excellent weed indeed When he came across a young man Who was likewise peddling pot And the devil slid down the beach to the kid And said boy let me tell you what I guess you kind of figured I'm a reefer head of course And after all this time I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts Now your stuff smells okay But this could tranquilize a horse I'll bet a million in cash against your stash Cause I think mines better than yours The boy said my names Johnny And you ain't smoked nothing yet One hit of this grass will kick your ass You got yourself a bet Johnny roll a ball of hash And make sure it's the bomb Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope But if you can't the devil gets your dope The devil packed a bong With a little Acapulco Gold And resin flew from his finger tips As he fired up his bowl He filled that chamber all the way And he took a mighty hit And as they passed it back and forth It gave them both a coughing fit (coughing) When the bowl was finished Johnny said Hey man, that stuff was great But fill your lungs with some of this And prepare to vegetate Cannibis Sativa, Sweet Maryjane The devils in the backyard frying his brain Zig-Zag filled with the diggity-dank Hold on tight it will hit you like a tank The devil nodded off Because he knew that he was stoned And he asked if he could by an ounce Of the stuff that Johnny owned Johnny said, Devil just come on back If you ever wanna catch a buzz I done told you once You son of a bitch Mine's the best there ever was And they fired up doobies one by one Ain't gonna stop until the bag is done Green as a bullfrog Sticky as glue Granny do you get high, yes I do by David Allen Coe ( -: peace.
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Our beloved freeform topic reborn!
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Did you do the tripping over backpack thing? And all you Grate Northwesteners, I'll be copying and emailing your lists as far south as San Francisco. They will be happy to know they live in Washington. I've been inching my way north of there for some long years now via Hwy 101......and have been as far north as the Columbia River. Just one thing, do they advertise any homes for sale up there with the header "In the Banana Belt"? (Extra one hundred thou for that gem.) Because if they don't, maybe we just feel like we live in Washington.
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ok here goes, cc:robert hunter phil lesh ?? need more time bob weir jerry garcia the grateful dead nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
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grateful dead and grateful dead how did i do?? nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
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yup! well done, Trish!! well done! you get an A+ AND 50 gold stars!!! (do not click on the red box) peace.
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Thanks.
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forgive my poor memory... but who's birthday is it??? ( -; peace.
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it's someones birthday! hey, happy birthday johnman!!
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Hippy Birthday to you!!!!!Have a grateful day!! Peace & Love,Gigi <3
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Johnman ~ May your cookie & beer dreams come true :) Love ya ~ PEACE Leanne
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many happy returns of the day!
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my cup runneth over!!...thanx everyone!!!
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justremember, you're not getting older... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . you're getting more cookies.
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not unless i bake 'em myself....which i'm gonna do in about 15 minutes....bakin' my own cake, too.....homemade chocolate cream cheese frosting. DARK chocolate, sweetened with honey and brown sugar
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hmm, dark chocolatte, brown sugar, honey... sensing a pattern there. ( -: enjoy! dude making this IS an old school deadhead: peace.
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Have a Grate Happy Birthday If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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Happy Birthday/Happy Everything! Thanks for the grate videos cc..especially Brown-Eyed Women :);)
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I just got a very friendly unsolicited PM from a person calling her/himself phoebegoodluck with user name Gloryph. Anyone else? Or am I the lucky one?
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I got it too!!
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Hello dear,Out of many profile in this site( http://www.dead.net/ )i found yours very interesting and I am very happy to write this mail to you.It gives me great joy and happiness to say hi to you . My name is miss phoebe, I will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.I believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address. Remember the distance or color does not matter but love matters a lot in life. Please reply me with my email address here THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN YOURS phoebe. (phoebegoodluck1@yahoo.co.uk)
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Hello dear,Out of many profile in this site( http://www.dead.net/ )i found yours very interesting and I am very happy to write this mail to you.It gives me great joy and happiness to say hi to you . My name is miss phoebe, I will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.I believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address. Remember the distance or color does not matter but love matters a lot in life. Please reply me with my email address here THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN YOURS phoebe. (phoebegoodluck1@yahoo.co.uk) thanks phoebe, but i got no concerns...
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you beat me to it!! grateful minds think alike : )
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I'm looking forward to seeing gloryph's picture! Any eligible bachelors out there?
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for that very friendly pm ********************************** Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. Mark Twain
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sorry guys, gloryph will trouble you no more...
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I must be hotter than you guys. Gloryph sent the solicitation message to me twice .
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no need to boast, i got it twice too!! ; )
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we could get the EbolaMonkeyMan to reply to he/she/it.
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gee there I was thinking I was special... phoebe seemed the luv of my life, now dissapointed she ain't. ) -;
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I got 3 pm's from phoebe... so there!
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Man, I knew Susan Boyle had hit rock bottom, but this is rediculous! Hey CC , you and "Phoebe" should be very happy together. She's got tallent you know. 8-)
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PM from phoebe ... not that I'm complaining.. "I've stayed in every blue-light cheap hotel. Can't win for tryin. Dust off those rusty strings just one more time. Gonna make em shine."
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GADEADHEAD, well well well, we shall see what happens, I sent her YOUR avatar picture, by the way. yuk yuk yuk (-; peace.
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Received it 4 times.
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I sent her GADEADHEAD's and Richard's pic 20 times. yuk yuk yuk. ( -; j’ai plaisanté mon ami. c'est cc voila! rime!
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We're in bizness. Merci pour la partie en français.
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RichERd or RichAARd ( -;
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On the birth of your new son! Let the good times roll!********************************** Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. Mark Twain
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I got 3 pm's from Phoebe....WTF??? is this person a hacker? Gloryph......yeh like I'd answer on my private email....ya gotta be kidding me......haha....."nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile"All this & I was just going to post a funny story....will do it later....xoxox
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i was hoping that someone posted something about this. seems suspect to me for sure. nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile