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  • Richard Vigeant
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    Shit happens
    to everyone of us whith kids. Happens to me tonight. And I'll love them forever!
  • noonie
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    OUCH!!!
    i have been there myself....i think the worst are the action figures
  • johnman
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    aha!!
    i knew you'd find yer way home.....done cavorting with the mogsters?
  • Hal R
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    good storyat our place it is cat toys that send us flying across the room in the middle of the night If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
  • cosmicbadger
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    hey rider
    is great to see you back here. Its been a while. Maybe those painful foot experiences were a secret message for you to come and see us all here again :-) Happy healing!
  • marye
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    nice to see you, but ow ow ow!
  • GratefulGigi
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    Hey Rider!!
    I hope your foot gets better soon!!Thanks for the story I'll remember that!! I miss you!! Peace & Love,Gigi
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    glad to see you back home, rider!! watch yer step! **** iknowurider (slightly updated version) iknowurider's, gonna drink a cuppa tea iknowurider's, gonna drink a hot cuppa tea Gotta teabag with sugar, baby, please pour herbal for cc Heard her last scream last night, Lord, you know her floor was a mess Heard her last scream last night, Lord, you know her floor was a mess Got that rider foot fetish, baby, I must confess iknowurider said WHAT THE FUCK DID I STEP ON!!??! iknowurider said WHAT THE FUCK DID I STEP ON!??! Goshnab stubbed her toe, gonna keep limping on Stepped in poo last night, Lord, you know she was pissed Scrapped the doo doo off, Lord, being done dog down dissed This ain't no crunch club baby, I just wanna get kissed > > iknowurider's, gonna put her fishnets on > iknowurider's, gonna put her slit skirt on > Gonna put on her garter belt, gonna keep turning me on > > Saw her last night, Lord, you know she looks the best > Chatted last night, Lord, she’s unlike all the rest > My heart was thumping baby, she put my wedding vows to the test > > iknowurider, gonna put your fishnets on > iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on > Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on > > The walls of the ‘love shack’ are shakin' again today > The windows of the ‘love shack’ are all shatterin' today > Some lucky someones are really getting blown away > > iknowurider, has her fishnets on > iknowurider, has her slit skirt on > Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on > > I wish I could see you try your garter belt on > I wish I could see you try that slit skirt on > I'd leave my old lady; and that ain’t no con > > iknowurider's, gonna put those fishnets on > iknowurider's, gonna put that slit skirt on > Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on > > I wish we was on tour, not working on this farm > I wish we was on tour, not working on this farm > I’d get a tattoo of you, my baby, and put it on my arm > > iknowurider, gonna put your fishnets on > iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on > Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on > > I wish you’d let me come in out from the rain > I wish you’d let me come in from out the rain > Cause right now, baby, my heart is in real pain > > iknowurider, gonna put those fishnets on > iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on > Cause in your “love shack” baby, I know what’s going on > > iknowurider says "I’m gonna put my fishnets on" > iknowurider says "I’m gonna put my slit skirt on" > "Gonna put on my garter belt, as soon as CC Joe stops drooling on > on on ON ON ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" love&peace&peace&love
  • iknowurider
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    FUCK SORRY, The Game of Sweet Revenge...
    Karma?!? You all know I’m a sucker for betting the kids over music, sometimes making them cry on the basketball court( beaten by a Girl ~ a Mom no less), and gloating over the occasional board game. Everyone has finally settled and I’m relaxing in my room, reading The Green Mile. Feeling rather parched ( thank you Noodle! ) I head into the kitchen for a glass of tea~ or should I say cup, seeing as how there’s a shortage of glasses at our house. The only light is coming from the fish tank. Out of nowhere there’s a stabbing, blinding pain radiating from my right foot. Feet that I’ve sworn could walk over hot coals without breaking a sweat; thanks to my grocery store motto. For a few seconds I thought I was going to black out & crash into the aforementioned tank. Hopping on my remaining reliable foot I look down & spot the upright red man on the rug. It all comes back to me in a flash: I heartily knock Kramer’s green man back to start and I can hear myself chanting “SORRY! Victory is mine!” ARGGGH!! I sit down on the floor to make sure there’s no gaping hole in my foot as I wearily eye the red devil. I hurl him in the vicinity of the trash can, miss and mumble a few choice words under my breath. I make it to the fridge and although the tea is welcome, it just doesn’t seem as sweet as before. Waking up this morning, karma far from my mind I plant both feet on the floor and the pain comes flooding back. I’ve stepped on my share of kid toys and that damn Sorry piece was worse than the dreaded Lego and matchbox car put together. So, if your in a similar situation, don’t let the Power of beating your kids go to your head, because it can surely come back to haunt you. I’m starting a petition that all games with choking hazard warnings should also alert the unsuspecting game enthusiast of Stone Bruise Dangers….. Hex on YOU Parker Brothers!! I've missed ya'll !!!! PEACE rider
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    not for the faint of heart: music used for torture: http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2007/03/06/1854460.htm LOL at around :30 seconds of the vid... "Who could ask for more? ( -: peace.
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Welcome home or wherever you are :)Good to hear your songs again :) Keep in touch Peace bro
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I was just thinking, wonder what's up with ol' CC?
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hey now,!!heading west to get to the far east in that juxtaposition of geographical 'sphere' TODAY! love&peace.
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'today' being relative, it is tomorrow now.( -; "I'm living in yesterday's tomorrow." *** "Sail away from yesterday Anywhere except tomorrow Where the people got no heart Only live to lend and borrow I don't really need to know What they've got upon their mind When they're coming on so low Never treat each other kind Hit me easy where I live I'm no victim to the blues I just want to stick around Learn to pick and learn to choose If you help me through the night I will try to treat you right Love me, I will love you too Nothing else I'd rather do" --- Hunter peace.
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and I want to say, to everyone here, there are no words I can think of to express the love&joy I feel being part of this community. y'all was there for me, when I was at my lowest ever, you know. so now... I am "Just looking up to heaven at this crescent in the sky In the sky Standing on the moon with (SOMETHING) left to do" got my head on straight and doing it, (((dead . net))) is a big part of helping me out back on the straight and narrow. the best is yet to come for old cc. AKA: CC Giuseppe; AKA: CC Zeppe; AKA: CC Jose; AKA: Jose Carlos Calio Hernandez Leal Delgado Sanz Fernández Luna Galván Los Muertos Agradecidos Pesce Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Pesce; AKA:Jojo the Fish; AKA:Joey Fish; AKA: Joe Bienvenuto; AKA: Joe Welcome. (((DNC))) ((((HUNTER)))) (((((((EVERYONE))))))))) ((((dead . net))))) love&peace.
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place just wasn't the same without you!
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Got some Tofu Turkeys on ice for ya! Even got a couple of bottles of Vitalis I can spare... Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
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vitalis?? never heard of it. yuk yuk yuk. ( -; peace.
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Why are there some "cultural" milestones that just make me feel older than dirt...or pulverized rock in this case? Have a Yabba-Dabba Do day!
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my
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touch "my" what johnman?? I mean, I like you, but I don't think of you that way... yuk yuk yuk. ( -: not that there's anything wrong with that. peace.
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I said "oh my".....oh dear.....
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saw that about 1 second too late... bad joke. peace.
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rarrarrf!!!......wagwagwagwagwagwagwagwag.....
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'Toast on the Way' As you wait Oh the crust is bursting in flames my finger in pain Like a fool I was sure, no fork!, it's a shame Browned just right, jam spread out jumps like a kite Srings up right, can't fit in the bun Don't jam that bun It can't fit like a bagel in heat, I sigh with defeat What is the loss there are crumbs on the floor, they will get tossed Burn everything Without toast day to day, we can't bing I will play, day by day Anyway, lox, bagel, honey Grinning with glee I burnt toast all morning though yearning to pee Toast on the way Well I know only this, I've got mine today Don't go away 'Cause I spread what I spread and I like it that way I will spread, one more day Just instead, honey for you Making it too... Without toast on the plate breakfast's too few ( -; love&peace.
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watching the peanut butter melt and get runny on a warm slice of toast........drool.....slobber....dang CC, ya gave me the munchies...heeheeee
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Cashew butter and an English muffin. Accompanied by gourmet waffles with blueberry topping! Yes sir! Breakfast of champions.
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I have been fond of warm salted cashews in bars, to accompany my beer, however I am an avowed peanutbutter addict.................heeheeee!! Now, muffins AND waffles I have done and peanut butter goes good on both of those, also.......dang!!....off to the kitchen..
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reckon' it's time, just about 12 days before Christmas depending on your time zone to revive this one: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!! The 12 Daze of Christmas On the first day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: a blotter hit of L-S -D On the second day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Third day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Fourth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Fifth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Sixth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Six hacks a sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Seventh day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Seven cheese-sandwiches a grilling Six hacks a sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Eighth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Eight busses a-running Seven cheese-sandwiches a-grilling Six hacks a-sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Ninth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Nine tie-dyes dyeing Eight busses a-running Seven cheese-sandwiches a-grilling Six hacks a-sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Tenth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Ten tapes playing Nine tie-dyes dyeing Eight busses a-running Seven cheese-sandwiches a-grilling Six hacks a-sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Elevnth day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Eleven buds for smoking Ten tapes playing Nine tie-dyes dyeing Eight busses a-running Seven cheese-sandwiches a-grilling Six hacks a-sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D On the Twelfh day of Christmas a deadhead gave to me: Twelve heads smiling Eleven buds for smoking Ten tapes playing Nine tie-dyes dyeing Eight busses a-running Seven cheese-sandwiches a-grilling Six hacks a-sacking FIVE MIRACLE TICKETS Four dancing hippies 3 Tofu Turkeys 2 veggie burritos and a blotter hit of L-S -D love&peace. beef jerky time! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxJFnv9yaVw&feature=related
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What a wonderful life it would be...yes indeedie! Thanks and I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year too!
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Its not the same without your version of 12 Daze of Christmas!!Jerry Christmas, Hippy New Weir & May God Lesh You! :)
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Was anyone there at Phil's 70th? How heavy is security? what can you and cant do inside? they search you and everything? thanks!
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a certain story about one of our beloved brothers who visits here,as i heard it he had a problem with security and spent the night in the local jail so i beleive security was tough.Saying that i wasnt there so ill leave it to others to fill you in mr charlie.
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Yay Walt! And a happy Solstice to you, CC, and all! Enjoy the lunar eclipse and the growing light from here on in...
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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good nite. ( -; love&peace.
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Dude it's totally laid back. Been to the last 3 Furthur shows there ... no worries... "It's got no signs or dividing line and very few rules to guide"
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Thanks Tiger Lilly for sharing the recording of your tribute to your dad. Is today a holiday in Germany honoring St. Stephen's feast?
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No, but the 26th is a holiday. Though was unfortunately a Sunday-so folks kinda cheated out of one day off :)********************************** I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde
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just stopped by to say hope all is well with the family here and that everyone had a grate holiday season. my new weir resolution is to check in more often in 2011. peace to all nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
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did anybody see a dog with a CD player and a tie dye in his mouth run through here? Just a minute ago......
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been trying to ignore this spam epidemic, but it is really irking me! Our Superheroine Marye to the rescue! :) ********************************** I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde
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Spunami (SPam + tsUNAMI)!
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good one Dean!!!!!********************************** I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde
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oi don' loik spem
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it was a determined little outburst, but should be gone now.
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warm blessings to you and toss another log on for the teller
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I think it's about time we had this
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Love the Python, Badger! When I was a youngin' in Boy Scouts, we had an assistant Scoutmaster who always brought Spam on camping trips. He quickly became known as "Spam" in our scout troop. And his son, also in our troop? Well, yes of course, "Son of Spam."