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please blame a time delay, but you were not online when I posted that.
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good joke
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
'I don't know what to do here,' says the Devil. 'You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves. '
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell.
'No!' George said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long for eternity.'
The devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more rocks appeared.
'No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' thought George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, 'Yeah, I can handle this.'
'The devil smiled and said.... 'Monica, you're free to go!'
yuk yuk yuk... ( -:
peace.
Funny joke....
eojCC you may feel alittle backwards, but it's ok we still love you :)
thanks Mom
thanks Mom.
I'm still walking so I'm sure that I can dance...
but damn it because both hurt and even sitting hurts, I think one hip is shot to hell, and that happens to be on the same side that one of my ankles is fucked up, as well as my shoulder. I am not getting older gracefully, and it really sucks.
but I love you, too; all of you.
love and peace.
hey cc
well glade to hear your heart is okay.yup i too relate to the broken body. i got injured 2 years ago at work.ive done nursing for 16 years ,so my body has takin its toll.and ive been in alot of pain thats why im not really on line as much.its my low back and rt hip.however this week it is going into my lft.as well and the meds and ice only go so far.and i absolutly cant even do my exercisses.including walking.i guess we all need some good healing energy sent our way!!!peace to you as always!!!!take care my achy brother[;
thanks again
thanks again heathaa
and I certainly hope you feel better, too.
I generally shy away from meds, but what do you take?
I will probably go get an MRI of my hip this week, the x-rays didn't show enough.
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Going to Penn's Peak Jim Thrope,PA tonight to see them jam!! I wait It's gonna rock :)
dance a little for me mom!!!
still have not seen them yet. maybe next time.
nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone!
And have a grateful time at DSO, Mom!
"Ultimately a hero is a man who would argue with the gods, and so awakens devils to contest his vision." - Norman Mailer
Thanksgiving present
Happy thanksgiving one and all
This came up on Utube recently. Anyone recognise themselves??
hello hello
times they area changin but im still Les Gibson n would love to hear from some brothers and sisters that i got to know on tour from 89 to 95 and any shows since then love love love it works if you work it...
Thanks Badger!
Thanks Badger! very cool vid!
that IS me, dancing stage right with Madona!
loosely autobiographical story
loosely based on my biography, how I met my old lady and life way back when...
(note the appearances of Spiker Jones and Ace McDanger)
love and peace.
DSO
They're AWESOME! I wish I were there with you, Mom. Glad we were represented. I'd love to see Phil jam with these folks (Hey, I can dream, can't I?) John is an excellent guitar player as are Rob Eaton and Kevin. Lisa, Dino and The Other One (Rob Koritz) are also excellent. In addition to these folks is Barraco on keys! Great band, I've seen them about a dozen times and can't wait to see them again. I need to hit the lotto or something. Work is really interfering with my job!
"Ultimately a hero is a man who would argue with the gods, and so awakens devils to contest his vision." - Norman Mailer
Wish you were there too :)
GRTUD it was a really fun time... maybe next time :)
badger on the road
greetings dear friends from the Black Sea Coast of Romania! Last time i was here it was hard to get a phone connection: now there is wireless in every cowshed. That's progress, but I bet some eurohacker is downloading all my passwords right now!
healthy travels, mate
healthy travels, mate!
hope you have a real good time!!!
stay safe, and enjoy!!!
hey badger!!!
great to hear from you!!have a good time keep us posted on your travels..stay safe,peace
Badger the Impaler
ccjoe
loved the joe namath vid. but part two is no longer viewable. i used to have such a crush on him as a litle kid. also loved the 85 video w/the deadheads. keep diggin up this stuff guys. can't get enuf.
peace to y'all
nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
just pointing out...
his mc club name was CC, the name of the mc club was 'The Heads'
though I never had a 'zebra' hog.
Broadway Joe, just like me...
good looking guy, Namath, just like me
yuk yuk yuk
peace.
Vlad the Impaler
Greetings again from somewhere in Romania
its pouring with rain outside, the hotel bar is full of pushy hookers so I've retreated to my hotel room...Reckoning on the Ipod and a quick bulletin
I've been trekking in Romania's most ancient mountains for the last 2 days, misty autumnal forests of beech, oak, hornbeam and lime on rolling hills (a little like the Adirondacks maybe). We flushed a huge black wild boar from the acorn harvest and watched a vast eagle soaring over the crags. Lungbusting scrambles up leafy slopes to rocky peaks high in the cold wind, with views over the bare forests as the last leaves fall and winter beckons. Heavenly!
As for Bran castle, GRTUD, I went there several years ago, as the two fading marks on my neck will testify!
gypsy
dear, if you cut and paste this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEgJ37HbmUg
or this one:
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?p=r&user=bouttimeWTF&page=5
it will take you directly to the dude who uploaded that biker film's page of vids-- which will give you all of the parts of that movie.
Columbo fans will like this dude's uploads, too.
peace.
Romania
Sounds like a mysterious and beautiful place to visit, badger! Very good description of your adventure, thanks. How are the "political" climates there compared to the UK? US?
"Ultimately a hero is a man who would argue with the gods, and so awakens devils to contest his vision." - Norman Mailer
a couple of weeks back
I mentioned how my old bones have been hurting, and my joints, especially one hip is hurting.
well, no news is good news, or is it?
I had 2 MRIs last week, lumbar and pelvic, and aside from one degenerative disc, they could not find anything. I have been trying to rest more, and sit less, which is when it hurts the most - sitting time.
the fucked up thing is that tight jeans and so on seem to exasberate the condition, so I traded in some of my tight leathers for loose black sweat pants. this seems to help a bit, but damn if I don't look like a schmuck on a hog in sweatpants. ( -;
eojCC
Does this mean you will return to being CCjoe? This inverted thing is making me dizzy man.Or are you going be one of these split type personalities as we observe in GRTUD and his other voice or perhaps it is his higher power. I swear sometime his wife is going to have to glue or sew the two parts together. It must be really strange when she walks into the room and they (GRTUD and Golden Road) are having a discussion. It boggles the mind. Are you at that point eojCC or are you beyond it?
If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.
Wiliam Blake
still not myself
Hi Hal,
My inversion-conversion is a result of physical factors, I'm afraid.
All I can say, is I hope your dizzy feeling is a 'good buzz' or you can get into it. I suggest listening to The Other One when you feel dizzy.
when unable to do all of the things I want to do, for physical reasons, I feel inverted.
this bums me out mentally, but no split personalities or MPD or discussing things with myself and my alter ego (singing in the shower does not count as talking to myself-- even if I sing all of the parts in Jack Straw, I reckon) ( -:
unable to sit for long periods of time, unable to stand for long periods of time, it really sucks. walking hurts, going up and down stairs hurts... Luckily laying down has stopped hurting. so I do that pretty well. ( -;
my right shoulder is still not 'just exactly perfect' which has fucked up my break in playing pool; putting me behind in the rent money, and, if you notice, the avatar is of my old lady dragging me out of the pool hall rather than shooting with the boys.
so when you see my old avatar return, you will probably see my old self get back.
I am doing some physical therapy, and with no identifiable cause seen in either x-rays or the MRIs I have to get more checks/tests, the dreaded "You using the whole fist, doc?"
I am counting the days until I get into a warm, tropical climate again, and that will happen in a month and a half. the old lady is pushing for a permanent move, and I am getting into the swing of that idea. It is the plane rides I fear; having to sit. I got my whoopee cusion, but after 2 or 3 blasts, people cant take a joke any longer. sheesh.
I don't know what it is, but sweat pants seem to help. This is far from a long term solution-- there is only so long I can go on looking like a mook.
peace.
ouch - it is tough getting older
eojCC - Take care man. Peace to you too.
If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.
Wiliam Blake
sweat pants
Hey Joe
no harm in a bit of air circulation from time to time!
How about some of those psychedelic Thai style beach bum pantaloons? Loose, cool and cool (maybe a bit drafty on the hog)
hope things carry on improving
pants
Hey Joe
nothing wrong with a bit of air circulation from time to time ;-)
Why not try some of those Thai style psychedelic beach pantaloons? Loose, cool and cool! Maybe a bit draughty on the hog though!
Anyone else have any fashion tips for poor suffering Joe?
Anyway, I'm glad things are a little better and hope improvements continue.
while I'm here
my first posting of the previous innocent note attracted a message that it was queued for moderator approval. Wonder what triggered that off? Then when I tried to repost I got this chilling and novel message
YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO POST COMMENTS
I had to use the special method to get the post accepted, but it seems that commenting on CCJoes fashion choices may be a no no round here...or am I being punished for previous tasteless (but entirely true) comments about excessively entrepreneurial guest relations officers.......or is it the hand of Dr Evil at work??
once you wear black you never go back
thanks, folks.
the kindness is much appreciated, it really is.
love and peace.
Black sweats
Jerry wore them too eojCC, I'm sure you wear them well :)Feel better!