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  • deadheadkid
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    ok settle down guys
    heres a joke for ya to calm down with.so a man and a woman statue are in this park for about 50 years, modeled as a pair of young lovers. and so one day, and angel comes down and brings them to life. He says to em "since you have been such good statues, i have decided to grant you an hour of life. The statues approach each other slowly, smile, and make a mad dash for the bushes. After half an hour of much shaking and giggling coming form the bushes, they both emerge, looking rather dissheveled, but all smiles. The angel gives them a kind look and says, you know, you still have half and hour left. They turn to each other, and the female statue says, "alright, now you hold down the pigeon and ill shit on its head." Peace, The Kid
  • pkpotter
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    Holy peanuts batman!!!!!
    Ok, now I see what the uproar is about! The store ran out of the Egypt Blanket! The blanket! You can't run out of the blanket!!! It's winter!! Linus would not be happy with this. I will chalk it up to overwhelming demand for products representing the Gratest Band in the Land! Still think Linus is not happy. ;((
  • MarkintheDark
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    Devil's back for a short nose-rubbing visit
    First off, note the time of the posts, I'm back in like two minutes - well, plus typing time, and deleting foul language. Googled "Grateful Dead Onesie" and the first stinkin' hit is SunshineJoy, and they have *lots* of onesies. They have all five that the deadnetstore have, err had, plus six others. No irritating "out of inventory" signs, and fifty cents cheaper each (that's just 3% cheaper, but still...). Doggonit. That's the only drawback, they have so many it's going to take me forever to decide which I like best. So many choices! doggonit. I feel like I'm cheating on a girlfriend. But it's cheating on a girlfriend that won't put out ;^D ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
  • MarkintheDark
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    Angel on the left shoulder, devil on the right...
    And the angel on the left says "tell jokes, be positive, enjoy life!" while the devil on the right says "well, that's all fine but don't forget the DEADNETSTORE SUCKS!" Sometimes, the devil is right. Hypothetical situation: say you have a friend who has just had a baby, and you thought it would be cool to send the new baby a gift, and say you thought it would be cool if that gift was, oh, I don't know, maybe a Grateful Dead themed onesie. Let's also say you would like to buy this through the deadnetstore because maybe some tiny percentage of the profits supports this fine website. I am here to tell you the odds are four out of five you will be disappointed. Five onesies shown on the Babies and Kids apparel page, and four of them are of course "currently out of inventory" (and, of course, you have to open each individual page to find this out). Both the youth tees shown are also out of inventory. The one allegedly available Moon Jerry onesie is cute enough; I refuse to buy it just because its the only one there; it's my least favorite of the choices they used to have so I will look elsewhere. I don't know the deal is with the store, if operation of the store is something that is contracted out or not. If so, the contractor is costing Dead, Inc. business and should be replaced. I'm all about not tying up cash in a lot of inventory, but if you're going to show it on the webpage you need to have it in stock, wouldn't be that hard to hide those webpages and take down the thumbnails. Yeah, it would be painfully obvious that the shelves are empty but c'mon, the shelves ARE empty. If on the other hand, it is a Dead, Inc operated business, maybe they should consider contracting it out. That thing ain't right. Sure, the people in customer service are all nice and friendly but all the customer service in the world doesn't do any good if you don't have jack shit to sell! Sorry about the negativity, but, you know, SUCKS. Ok, shoo devil. I'd rather tell jokes. (after I get back from any one of those dozens of hippie shops that always seem to have stuff in stock, usually cheaper) ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
  • pkpotter
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    Magic
    Yes, but many times it points to Winterland! ;))
  • starsleeper
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    Magic?
    Like when " the compass always points to Terrapin?"Have a good weekend, peace-out!
  • MarkintheDark
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    You people are so easy to manipulate...
    ...I should start another thread by showing my boobs. Do you know what's brown and sticky? A stick (my daughter thought that was a scream when she was five. My ex-wife didn't get it) ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
  • pkpotter
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    Yeah iknowyourider, we've
    Yeah iknowyourider, we've been around you long enough to know your vocabulary is more colorful than a double rainbow!....and we all know magic happens around double rainbows.;)) I LOVE FRIDAYS!!!!!!!!!
  • grdaed73
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    OH, now theres an idea!
    nice thought, mom!grate jokes.... screw in a light bulb. HA hippie friday all peace nice mouth ride!
  • GratefulGigi
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    Go for Leanne
    Like we never heard or read the F word!!
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continuing the free-form from where we left it...
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& watch out for Nurse Ratched & her minions.... Hope ya'll are having a real good time CCJ! PEACE
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Sending you some healing beams so you get better real soon!! Medication time :)
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thanks for the well wishes, folks. peace.
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hearing the opening licks to Cumberland Blues in this tune... yuk yuk yuk ( -; at the end, the Isaan lady says something like: "Why'd you turn the music off?? I'm still dancin'!"
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If you can Feel it, you can FEEL IT :) Right on ! PEACE
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It's a new book I bought about the Tao of activism and leadership. It uses and explains references from the Tao te Ching, one of the most important historical works of ancient Chinese philosophy, and inspires readers to become more involved in different ways and explains how the Tao can be used in today's world. I just started it and can't put it down! ~littlebri
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jezz feels like its been 4ever since i been on here. thanks 4 the well wishes. nice vids by the way.radio show is gonna start next week so ill post a link so yall can listen once i archive em. Peace, The Kid
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nice 2 c u agin! how's skool, glad yer fellin better!!!peace git back 2 dem books
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was wondering where you've been hiding.Guess what my Pop and I jarred 50 quarts of tomatos!! Hope your feeling better now :)
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i been hidin amongst the branches of the trees.very nice, 50 qts. we did 120 ish. Peace, The Kid
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Glad to see you posting-had been wondering where you got to.********************************** Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you will still exist, but you have ceased to live. Samuel Clemens
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I woke up in the middle of the night with a few of these lines making there way from my sub-concious into my semi-comatse conciousness runiig through my head... Cosmic Badger Cosmic Badger what's up with you You travel so far, that's what you do To 'WhereverthefuckitisStan' you flew Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you Cooking up a pot of badger stew Light the fire -- put it under you Out the window a Great Tit flew Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you Now you have just one more chance We all wanna see the Badger dance Trippin out and in a trance Poke my eyes, with a lance Meeting you in an airport bar Looking at the sky we see Dark Star Drinking beers all during the day My ears are clogged, 'what did you say?' You said you're a badger or are you a skunk Don't really know but there's a funk Is it you or is it me? Don't know, but CC's gotta pee CC Joe, the cops are on to you You are taking so damn long in the loo What you got there in your hand? What comes out is dry like sand You're feeling that 'itch' aren't you? Your old lady knows what you wanna do Poor old CC, please don't feel blue Turning her back she's just stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Maybe later, she says with a sigh Old CC is starting to cry No worries, mate. She's joking with you Get in bed, she says to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you KIND TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Time for reflection For Everyman, Jackson Browne. Turn it up, sit back and listen, really listen, a song for the times. A song for all of us. This is a song for those who weren't fortunate enough to leave on the wooden ships. This is a song of hope. Let's all take a moment and breathe......reflect........and look at the hope in this wonderful world. Hug your friends embrace your enemies, pull this tiny little planet back together. We have the power, for we are the everyman. Believe it if you will. If you will, it will change the beautiful blue ball in space we all call home. peace and love, brothers and sisters. pk
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HERE is the only real, CANDIDATE FOR THE PEOPLE! tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=379346&altf=Kbdl1Tusbx&altl=Gspn1Xjdijub you gotta copy and paste that link into your browser yourself. thankx to 'you know who' for bringing this to our attention in another very special place. peace.
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copy and paste copy and paste.....ahhh!! i ......cant.......do....that..........(grumble $%##*&^&%$#@)
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To those who are unable to copy and paste here is CC's link just because everyone who comes here should see it. Thanks. Joe, that was great! Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
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that was frickin grate vid...... but it left me two wonder who his VP pick is..... august west???? billy sunday???may b even cowboy neal???.......was thinkin who i was gonna write in on my ballot but now i know....JACK STRAW....
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make sure to write in the 'from wichita' partrambelinbear, or they might think you mean that politician from england. thanks cc and mr p, that was a hoot. vice presidaent or president of vice? i'll go with jed from tennessee for vp, or p of v.
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thankx for making that the easy click on link thang. nice, I appreciate the effort. don't know how to do that myself. that vid, was in FACT brought to our attention by none other than Mr. Robert Hunter (yeah, him!) himself. thankx rh. you can write in Jack Straw from Witchita, but anybody who is anybody, (am I somebody or anybody?) writes in Elvis Presley. Elvis Meets Nixon in one of Elvi's more (ahem) lucid moments, he got it in his head he wanted to go to D.C. and meet the Prez. Elvi (folks in Memphis call him Elvi, didn't you know? -- well, at least my old tour buddy 'Stretch' Alan did) sooo, Elvi wanted to go to D.C. to add to his collection of law enforcement badges. Nixon presented him, irony of irony, with a DEA badge. It IS the TRUTH. the full story which has some really cool links: http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/nsa/elvis/elnix.html this is some trippy shit... http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/nsa/elvis/docs/doc1.pdf one too many percosetts that morning perhaps.... Federal Agent at Large!!! what a hoot! dope smokin' long hairs!!
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thanx for the link. funny.....i rec'd the same one just hours before from a friend in s.f. with his name in it
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I turn and walk awayThen I come round again Looks as though tomorrow I'll do pretty much the same I must turn down your offer But I'd like to ask a break You know I'm ready to give anything For anything I take Chorus Someone called my name you know I turned around to see It was midnight in the mission and the bells were not for me Come again Walking along in the mission in the rain Come again Walking along in the mission in the rain Ten years ago I walked this street, my dreams were riding tall Tonight I would be thankful Lord, for any dreams at all Some folks would be happy just to have one dream come true But everything you gather is just more that you can lose [chorus] All the things I planned to do, I only did half way Tomorrow will be Sunday, born of rainy Saturday There's some satisfaction in the San Francisco rain No matter what comes down, the mission always looks the same [chorus]
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nice to c your back cc. guys i think yall should check out this site, these kids are doing GREAT work and I think thius is a cause and war that is overlooked by the world at large. some of the dvds have made me cry, the stories they tell. these kids are great and ive met alot of them and have helped them out when i can by donating and fundraising at my school. please check them out.invisiblechildren.com Peace, The Kid
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Happy Birthday, Dear Gigi! Your 21st wasn't it? QUACK! Best wishes for a Grate day, and a wonderful next year. Thanks for helping make it so much fun to hang out here! You're the best, Gigi! Abrazos! ********************************** Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you will still exist, but you have ceased to live. Samuel Clemens
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happy b-day gigi!!Peace, The Kid
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don't forget to have some........cake........and remember, if they're in yer heart, they're never really gone
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have a gr8t b-day, try 2 do all things u've yet 2 do........smile smile smile
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-have a good one 21? Bob - - - - - - - - - - - - - Spanish Jam
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the happiest of birthdays to you. Except of course for all the ones to come!
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes!I love you all xoxoxoxoxox Peace, Gigi :)
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Hope your day is just ducky! Thanks for the spirit you share here.peace,pk
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Happy Birthday, Mom!! many, many, more!! love and peace. (got your present in the works, but it will be a bit late, though...)
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Happy birthday CC's mom, you have a son you can be so proud of. a spark of magic from you to him. He is definitly making the best of it.Happiest of days to your mom cc.
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Hugs on the Way Grateful Mom shakes On the road her engine in flames She feels no pain Drunk as a skunk, the mechanic to blame Poised for a fight, she hitch-hikes - ALL RIGHT! Into the light Unlike some Mom can dance, Mom can shake, all in fun Why are we lost? I can pay, for the gas today, what is the cost? To see Mom dance Without Mom everyday, it's like a trance I will say, day by day Anyway, be who you be Mom's special to me She's dancing again, woooo weeeeeeeeeeee! Hugs on the way Well it's your happy, happy birthday today Don't go away 'Cause we love you so much, I want to say I will say, Happy b-day today! Go your own way, Mom, we love you One of a few Without Mom in the scene we'll all feel blue Hugs on the way Happy Birthday Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ummmm.......thanks, pk, but it is Grateful Mom's b-day, Gigi, that is. (not my bio-illogical mom where ever she may be) ( -; peace.
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I second that, (and would be willing third and fourth that if grdaed73 is busy watching out for iknowyourider who is probably busy cussing up a storm at this very moment!! ;))))More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! ok everybody with me now.... In this world full of misery..More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! peace,brother, and sisterhood. pkpotter
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All i can say is opp's wrong planet! Sorry for the faux paux, or something like that. I will go back to knoll in the woods now.
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Thanks so much for the kind birthday wishes everyone!CCjoe your poem makes me smile :) Quack Quack!!!!!!!! Peace & Love, Gigi
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glad you like it, mom. smiles are contagious. I hope you had a grate day and many, many more. sing it to the tune of Help on the Way. love and peace.
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noticed your name is a little different ; ), hate to buy a home signing that a kabillion timesl8r CCW
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bigger hassle with the law when they want to know ALL of my a.k.a. names.... never bought a house, dont know about that. how many zeros in a kabillillion? a google? ( -; peace.
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i like that, better than cutting the hair and shaving in different configurations... always keep em guessing i always say ; )and i don't know how many ,why don't you google it : )
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my head is spinning,maybe from the high altitude of the vines I was just climbing, and it occured to me that I think a nice night ride in the desert is a grate idea.40,000 headmen at my trail.
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a kabillion is two zeroes less than a gazillion
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I do know that a gazillion is a 1 followed by 86430 zeros. My Hero Zero!! peace.
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anyone else anagram fans?? anagram for 'courtesan' "A sore cunt" yuk yuk yuk. ( -: peace.