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  • Day Glo Louisville
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    Arrest made after $2.7 million of Victoria's Secret dirty undees found being sold by George Tutaya, of Rego Park, NY. There was more than $26,000 unsold bras in his home. Who would have thought there was that much $ in the "whites."
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    Popper "popped" in eastern Washington.
    Washington state has more cops per capita than any other state in the land. In the course of one year, I was pulled over for speeding on three different occassions. There are so many cops out there. It's bad bad bad bad baaaahhhd!
  • MarkintheDark
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    Damn.
    Couple of more paragraphs and I'd've had my own page. Heck. And I left out all the Phoo erotica too. Hot stuff, not all ages-appropriate. johnman woulda dropped his cookies. ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
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    The Story of the Island of Phoo
    I will fill this forum with my wisdom, or at least with a lot of my typing. I will create an incredible post, an Uber-post, that marye will have to make into its own forum or delete entirely for the sake of the feeble webservers. I will tell you a story, and you will sit quietly and read with rapt attention. I will tell you the Story of the Island of Phoo **********The Story of the Island of Phoo********** This is the story of the Island of Phoo, an beautiful place populated by a beautiful people, who go by the name of the Phooeys. Now the Phooeys have a lot in common with Deadheads, in that they enjoy spending their days dancing and twirling (naked, of course), plucking on coconut guitars and banging on tree stump drums. Their life is simple and pleasant, with the jungle providing plenty of good fruits, nuts and vegetables, and the ocean providing plenty of fish and shrimp and shellfish to eat, and the springs of the island supply a naturally effervescent water that is sweet and bubbly and that keeps the Phooeys spry and youthful until well into old age. The weather is always wonderful, the air always smells of the tropical flowers, the days are warm and breezy and the nights are lit by stars invisible anywhere else in the world (strangely, there is a constellation the Phooeys have named Popperstaser but nobody knows what it means) Yes, the Island of Phoo is truly a tropical paradise, but this joyous existence comes with a price. Like most tropical islands, the Island of Phoo is volcanic in nature and the highest peak of the island is a dormant (mostly) volcano that has been named by the Phooeys (of course) Mount Phoo. I say dormant (mostly) because occasionally Mount Phoo does erupt, but it erupts in a kind of humorous way, not explosively and violent with lots of dangerous lava, it just kind of burps with a funny fart noise and a little rotten egg smell, and that's all. These infrequent eruptions wouldn't bother the Phooeys a bit, except that it awakens the mighty Phoo Bird, and it is the Phoo Bird that is the only blemish on the Phooey's otherwise idyllic existence. The Phoo Bird is a horrible beast, huge and scaly with great sharp claws and a great sharp beak and with a ravenous appetite for only one thing: Phooeys. Fortunately for the Phooeys, though, the Phoo Bird spends nearly all of its life asleep in its nest at the top of Mount Phoo. Except when Mount Phoo erupts with its fart-noise and bad smell that is, then the Phoo Bird wakes up from its long sleep with its stomach growling from hunger and a tremendous need to empty its gargantuan bowels. The great monster Phoo Bird flies up off the volcano, flies down towards the villages and the beaches, takes a mighty Phoo dump and begins to capture and devour any Phooeys unfortunate enough to catch its eye. Over the course of millenia, however, the Phooeys have learned how to protect themselves from the predations of the Phoo Bird. The Phooeys have learned the one place they can hide and escape the Phoo Bird. They can't hide in the jungle - the Phoo Bird can tear through the trees with its beak and find them. They can't hide in caves - the Phoo Bird uses its great claws and digs them out. They can't hide in the ocean - the Phoo Bird waits patiently until they come up for air and then snatches them out of the water and gobbles them up. The only place the Phooeys can escape from the Phoo Bird is by diving into the huge pile of Phoo droppings the Phoo Bird created soon after the volcano awakens it from its slumber. It sounds nasty, and it is, but the Phooeys have learned this is the price they must pay for their continued life of dancing and twirling and drinking of fizzy spring water. The Phooeys have learned the One True Rule of Life: If the Phoo shits, wear it. ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
  • MarkintheDark
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    yeah, those SUVs are full of little cubbyholes...
    ...but apparently Popper's Benz was a little special. One more clipping and I'll quit, I promise (it's a little amusing towards the end). Here's the Reuters article of the arrest ("Vrroooom!): ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
  • GratefulGigi
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    HeehHee!
    Kid you quack me up! :)
  • deadheadkid
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    ok lets all have some treats
    milk and cookies for everyone! WOO-HOO! just clean up when your done, the last time i let you guys serve yourselves and use the big boy cups yall left a complete mess in here. Daddy needs to go have a drink. a big one.Peace, The Kid
  • johnman
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    wow
    did'nt intend ta start a pissin' contest...........guess i better have TWO cookies. i remember reading about popper being stopped and i don't recall any " secret compartment " just the usual storage nooks ya find in the smaller suv's. in my son's '91 explorer there is an cover not unlike a pull down shade that goes from the back seat to the rear door, effectively covering anything ya have in the back like luggage or a purse or what ever, pick up the floor board and ya find tools for tire change and whatnot..........ok cake for everyone!!
  • deadheadkid
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    ok guys
    everybody just settle. i think we should all just go have a tea break (or coffee if thats your thing, or a smoke) and then ya can come back and yell at each other if you like.just hadnt posted in a while so i decided id drop in. *sigh* guess this is what i get when i leave you kids alone for a few minutes to head out to the packie. JK Peace, The Kid
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    whatever
    for a man of his stature, I say more power to him. Maybe you like being in the dark,Mark, but what the fuck's wrong with protecting yourself against the losers we all know are out there?
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continuing the free-form from where we left it...
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& watch out for Nurse Ratched & her minions.... Hope ya'll are having a real good time CCJ! PEACE
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Sending you some healing beams so you get better real soon!! Medication time :)
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thanks for the well wishes, folks. peace.
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hearing the opening licks to Cumberland Blues in this tune... yuk yuk yuk ( -; at the end, the Isaan lady says something like: "Why'd you turn the music off?? I'm still dancin'!"
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If you can Feel it, you can FEEL IT :) Right on ! PEACE
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It's a new book I bought about the Tao of activism and leadership. It uses and explains references from the Tao te Ching, one of the most important historical works of ancient Chinese philosophy, and inspires readers to become more involved in different ways and explains how the Tao can be used in today's world. I just started it and can't put it down! ~littlebri
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jezz feels like its been 4ever since i been on here. thanks 4 the well wishes. nice vids by the way.radio show is gonna start next week so ill post a link so yall can listen once i archive em. Peace, The Kid
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nice 2 c u agin! how's skool, glad yer fellin better!!!peace git back 2 dem books
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was wondering where you've been hiding.Guess what my Pop and I jarred 50 quarts of tomatos!! Hope your feeling better now :)
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i been hidin amongst the branches of the trees.very nice, 50 qts. we did 120 ish. Peace, The Kid
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Glad to see you posting-had been wondering where you got to.********************************** Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you will still exist, but you have ceased to live. Samuel Clemens
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I woke up in the middle of the night with a few of these lines making there way from my sub-concious into my semi-comatse conciousness runiig through my head... Cosmic Badger Cosmic Badger what's up with you You travel so far, that's what you do To 'WhereverthefuckitisStan' you flew Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you Cooking up a pot of badger stew Light the fire -- put it under you Out the window a Great Tit flew Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you Now you have just one more chance We all wanna see the Badger dance Trippin out and in a trance Poke my eyes, with a lance Meeting you in an airport bar Looking at the sky we see Dark Star Drinking beers all during the day My ears are clogged, 'what did you say?' You said you're a badger or are you a skunk Don't really know but there's a funk Is it you or is it me? Don't know, but CC's gotta pee CC Joe, the cops are on to you You are taking so damn long in the loo What you got there in your hand? What comes out is dry like sand You're feeling that 'itch' aren't you? Your old lady knows what you wanna do Poor old CC, please don't feel blue Turning her back she's just stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Maybe later, she says with a sigh Old CC is starting to cry No worries, mate. She's joking with you Get in bed, she says to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you KIND TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Time for reflection For Everyman, Jackson Browne. Turn it up, sit back and listen, really listen, a song for the times. A song for all of us. This is a song for those who weren't fortunate enough to leave on the wooden ships. This is a song of hope. Let's all take a moment and breathe......reflect........and look at the hope in this wonderful world. Hug your friends embrace your enemies, pull this tiny little planet back together. We have the power, for we are the everyman. Believe it if you will. If you will, it will change the beautiful blue ball in space we all call home. peace and love, brothers and sisters. pk
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HERE is the only real, CANDIDATE FOR THE PEOPLE! tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=379346&altf=Kbdl1Tusbx&altl=Gspn1Xjdijub you gotta copy and paste that link into your browser yourself. thankx to 'you know who' for bringing this to our attention in another very special place. peace.
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copy and paste copy and paste.....ahhh!! i ......cant.......do....that..........(grumble $%##*&^&%$#@)
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To those who are unable to copy and paste here is CC's link just because everyone who comes here should see it. Thanks. Joe, that was great! Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
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that was frickin grate vid...... but it left me two wonder who his VP pick is..... august west???? billy sunday???may b even cowboy neal???.......was thinkin who i was gonna write in on my ballot but now i know....JACK STRAW....
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make sure to write in the 'from wichita' partrambelinbear, or they might think you mean that politician from england. thanks cc and mr p, that was a hoot. vice presidaent or president of vice? i'll go with jed from tennessee for vp, or p of v.
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thankx for making that the easy click on link thang. nice, I appreciate the effort. don't know how to do that myself. that vid, was in FACT brought to our attention by none other than Mr. Robert Hunter (yeah, him!) himself. thankx rh. you can write in Jack Straw from Witchita, but anybody who is anybody, (am I somebody or anybody?) writes in Elvis Presley. Elvis Meets Nixon in one of Elvi's more (ahem) lucid moments, he got it in his head he wanted to go to D.C. and meet the Prez. Elvi (folks in Memphis call him Elvi, didn't you know? -- well, at least my old tour buddy 'Stretch' Alan did) sooo, Elvi wanted to go to D.C. to add to his collection of law enforcement badges. Nixon presented him, irony of irony, with a DEA badge. It IS the TRUTH. the full story which has some really cool links: http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/nsa/elvis/elnix.html this is some trippy shit... http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/nsa/elvis/docs/doc1.pdf one too many percosetts that morning perhaps.... Federal Agent at Large!!! what a hoot! dope smokin' long hairs!!
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thanx for the link. funny.....i rec'd the same one just hours before from a friend in s.f. with his name in it
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I turn and walk awayThen I come round again Looks as though tomorrow I'll do pretty much the same I must turn down your offer But I'd like to ask a break You know I'm ready to give anything For anything I take Chorus Someone called my name you know I turned around to see It was midnight in the mission and the bells were not for me Come again Walking along in the mission in the rain Come again Walking along in the mission in the rain Ten years ago I walked this street, my dreams were riding tall Tonight I would be thankful Lord, for any dreams at all Some folks would be happy just to have one dream come true But everything you gather is just more that you can lose [chorus] All the things I planned to do, I only did half way Tomorrow will be Sunday, born of rainy Saturday There's some satisfaction in the San Francisco rain No matter what comes down, the mission always looks the same [chorus]
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nice to c your back cc. guys i think yall should check out this site, these kids are doing GREAT work and I think thius is a cause and war that is overlooked by the world at large. some of the dvds have made me cry, the stories they tell. these kids are great and ive met alot of them and have helped them out when i can by donating and fundraising at my school. please check them out.invisiblechildren.com Peace, The Kid
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Happy Birthday, Dear Gigi! Your 21st wasn't it? QUACK! Best wishes for a Grate day, and a wonderful next year. Thanks for helping make it so much fun to hang out here! You're the best, Gigi! Abrazos! ********************************** Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you will still exist, but you have ceased to live. Samuel Clemens
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happy b-day gigi!!Peace, The Kid
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don't forget to have some........cake........and remember, if they're in yer heart, they're never really gone
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have a gr8t b-day, try 2 do all things u've yet 2 do........smile smile smile
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-have a good one 21? Bob - - - - - - - - - - - - - Spanish Jam
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the happiest of birthdays to you. Except of course for all the ones to come!
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes!I love you all xoxoxoxoxox Peace, Gigi :)
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Hope your day is just ducky! Thanks for the spirit you share here.peace,pk
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Happy Birthday, Mom!! many, many, more!! love and peace. (got your present in the works, but it will be a bit late, though...)
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Happy birthday CC's mom, you have a son you can be so proud of. a spark of magic from you to him. He is definitly making the best of it.Happiest of days to your mom cc.
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Hugs on the Way Grateful Mom shakes On the road her engine in flames She feels no pain Drunk as a skunk, the mechanic to blame Poised for a fight, she hitch-hikes - ALL RIGHT! Into the light Unlike some Mom can dance, Mom can shake, all in fun Why are we lost? I can pay, for the gas today, what is the cost? To see Mom dance Without Mom everyday, it's like a trance I will say, day by day Anyway, be who you be Mom's special to me She's dancing again, woooo weeeeeeeeeeee! Hugs on the way Well it's your happy, happy birthday today Don't go away 'Cause we love you so much, I want to say I will say, Happy b-day today! Go your own way, Mom, we love you One of a few Without Mom in the scene we'll all feel blue Hugs on the way Happy Birthday Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ummmm.......thanks, pk, but it is Grateful Mom's b-day, Gigi, that is. (not my bio-illogical mom where ever she may be) ( -; peace.
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I second that, (and would be willing third and fourth that if grdaed73 is busy watching out for iknowyourider who is probably busy cussing up a storm at this very moment!! ;))))More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! ok everybody with me now.... In this world full of misery..More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! More gratefulmom! peace,brother, and sisterhood. pkpotter
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All i can say is opp's wrong planet! Sorry for the faux paux, or something like that. I will go back to knoll in the woods now.
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Thanks so much for the kind birthday wishes everyone!CCjoe your poem makes me smile :) Quack Quack!!!!!!!! Peace & Love, Gigi
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glad you like it, mom. smiles are contagious. I hope you had a grate day and many, many more. sing it to the tune of Help on the Way. love and peace.
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noticed your name is a little different ; ), hate to buy a home signing that a kabillion timesl8r CCW
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bigger hassle with the law when they want to know ALL of my a.k.a. names.... never bought a house, dont know about that. how many zeros in a kabillillion? a google? ( -; peace.
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i like that, better than cutting the hair and shaving in different configurations... always keep em guessing i always say ; )and i don't know how many ,why don't you google it : )
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my head is spinning,maybe from the high altitude of the vines I was just climbing, and it occured to me that I think a nice night ride in the desert is a grate idea.40,000 headmen at my trail.
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a kabillion is two zeroes less than a gazillion
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I do know that a gazillion is a 1 followed by 86430 zeros. My Hero Zero!! peace.
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anyone else anagram fans?? anagram for 'courtesan' "A sore cunt" yuk yuk yuk. ( -: peace.