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  • deadheadkid
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    daddy is going to go drink some scotch and have a cigar. cookies are on top of the fridge. if you can reach em, you can have em.Oh, and dont come crying to me when you get a bellyache form eating too many of em. Peace, The Kid
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    the availability of cake and/or cookies. sorry...but..............ah, well
  • MarkintheDark
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    Three reasons why today didn't suck so much
    In spite of what you may have read, I try to maintain a positive attitude. Here are three reasons why today didn't suck so much. In no particular order: 1. I discovered that the Indian-operated Chevron gas station a few blocks from my apartment has an interesting selection of incense, quite of few of which appear to be authentically Indian and including nag champa - now I don't have to drive all the way to Electric Ladyland (a local headshop) to score smells. (this does have a big drawback, in that the employees at the headshop tend to be cute li'l alt.coeds; Raji at the gas station, although friendly, I do not find attractive) 2. I don't particularly care for either team playing Monday Night Football, so I won't be disappointed by whoever wins/loses (unlike most of Sunday's games) 3. My copy of Road Trips Vol. 2, No. 1 arrived today! Cheers! MarkintheDark ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
  • deadheadkid
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    best of luck and good vibes rene.mark, thats a great joke Peace, The Kid
  • GratefulGigi
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    Hey Rene'.......QUACK!
    Sending you moving vibes, I hope all goes GRATE for you!!QUACK QUACK!! and all good things in all good time!
  • Sunshine-daydr…
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    Best of Luck Lil
    TigerLily has moved back to Germany i wish her the best of luck, and hope everything goes well. I am now alone in South of spain Bob - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Spanish Jam
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    ohhhhhhhhh.......
    damn, mark...
  • johnman
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    now THAT, kid,
    is the funniest joke i have heard (heard?) in quite sometime. thank you, i really needed that
  • MarkintheDark
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    I always liked the statue joke!
    Good job, kid. So this woman took her toddler son to the zoo for the first time. They walk by the elephant pen, and there's a big bull elephant there munching away on some hay. "Mama, what kind of critter is that?" the boy asks. "That's a big boy elephant" replies the mother. The boy points at the elephant's trunk and asks "Mama, what's that thing the elephant is picking up the hay with?" and Mama says "why, that's the elephant's trunk. It's his big long nose that he picks up things with, and sometimes he uses it to give himself a shower." "Wow", says the boy, "and what are those big flappy things on the side of it's head?". "Why, those are his ears that he hears with, and sometimes he flaps them around to cool off." "Wow" says the boy again. The boy then points down between the bull elephant's legs at the large, you know, bull elephant thing hanging down there. "Mama, what's that thing hanging down there?" "Oh, son" replies Mama, "that's not anything. Now lets go get some ice cream." A few weeks later the boy's father takes him to the zoo, and like children do the boy asked his father the same questions (to see if they can't get different answers, sneaky little imps). They walk by the elephant pen and the bull elephant is there, munching away on hay. The boy begins with the questions. He asks his father about the elephant's trunk, and his father give the same answer as the mother had. The boy asks his father about the elephant's ears, and again the father gives the same answer as the mother had. The boy then points down between the elephant's legs and asks "Papa, what's that thing hanging down there?" and the father answers "Why son, that's the elephant's penis, which he uses to pee pee with, and to help the girl elephants make baby elephants". "But Papa, Mama said that's not anything." The father chuckles and says "Well, son, I kinda spoil your mother." ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
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    Kid your Quacking me up :)
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continuing the free-form from where we left it...
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very nice CC. god if wong sees that this place is gonna be censored like that. *snaps fingers* i gotta riddle for yall.whance that april withe the shoore soote..... finish the quote Peace, The Kid
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hath perced to the rooteand bathed every vein in swich liquer of which vertu engendered is the fleur after that it's all garbled.
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You got it girl!!
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very nice. congratulations, you win a fabulous prize! a three year old pit bull.garbled indeedy. Peace, The Kid
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Merl Saunders Washington :: 02/14/34 - 10/24/08 Merl Saunders by Bob Minkin Merl Saunders was born Merl Saunders Washington (he dropped the "Washington" for show biz purposes) in San Mateo, California on February 14, 1934; he passed away early this morning (October 24, 2008) at Kaiser Hospital in San Francisco. Saunders grew up in San Francisco and was a proficient piano player by age 10. He attended Polytechnic High School, Served in the Air Force and Attended University of Mainz in Germany. Saunders married Betty Crenshaw and leaves behind three children (Anthony Saunders, Merl Saunders Jr., Susan Saunders) and a number of grand kids. Saunders became one of the preeminent Hammond B-3 player of his generation; beginning his long strange trip by apprenticing with the great Jimmy Smith. In 1970 Saunders began playing with Jerry Garcia in the Bay Area under bands called Legion of Mary and then Garcia/Saunders. The duo recorded a number of famous albums including Heavy Turbulence, Fire Up, and Live at the Keystone. Their 1990 collaboration, Blues from the Rainforest, was a Billboard Top 10 in the New Age category. Saunders contributed to the Grateful Dead album Grateful Dead (1971), and in the mid-1980s worked with the band as musical director for the "Twilight Zone" television show. He became known as the senior member of the jam band scene having played with Phish, Blues Traveler and Widespread Panic. He was instrumental in allowing young talent to play and record with him, giving first opportunity to the likes of Sheila E, Chris Hayes (Huey Lewis & the News), Bonnie Hayes (Billy Idol) and Bob Steeler (Hot Tuna). In parallel to his rock career, Saunders worked as a jazz trio player, performing and recording with Harry Belafonte, Frank Sinatra, Lionel Hampton, Miles Davis, B.B. King, Bonnie Raitt, and Paul Butterfield. He also contributed to the scores of the films "Heavy Traffic" and "Fritz the Cat." http://www.merlsaunders.com/
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I saw Merl with JGB a few times and spoke with him briefly at the Stone on Broadway in SF. He was a great musician and a wonderfully warm human being. The world was a better place for him having lived in it.
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jeez. thats too bad.Peace, The Kid
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Merl, so sad, what a wonderful man. I am very lucky to have lived in his time. Warm wonderful creative soul. May you go on to the skies and play again with your friends.We will miss you Merl.
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RIP Merl. thankx so much for everything. may the four winds blow you safely home... love and peace.
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look out into the night sky in the next few weeks about two hours before dawn and see the zodiacal lights. once thought to be light reflecting from earths atmosphere, is now known to be light reflected from random particles from one meter to microscopic in size extending from the atmosphere of the sun to the orbit of mars and are spread out along the plane of the ecliptic (the path the sun follows throughout the year). Hence the reason for the name Zodiacal Light is because it is seen projected against the zodiacal constellations.The best time to see the Zodiacal Light is when the ecliptic appears most nearly vertical to the horizon. For those in the Northern Hemisphere, the best morning views in the eastern sky will come during the next few weeks without the interference of bright moonlight. Conversely, for those who live in the Southern Hemisphere, the best views now are in the western evening sky right after sunset A ghostly slanted pyramid,the Zodiacal Light is something you have to see to believe.
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yall wont BELIEVE what happened last night. a tornado touched down down the street from my school, followed the road to the school, and ripped up the fron tlawn before moving on past the school building and into the woods where it dissipated (is thqat the correct word?) it was scary shite (excuse my french) no one was hurt thank god and we regained power and phone service really quickly. Peace, The Kid
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damn
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So glad you are ok!!
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what Gigi said! Glad you are alright, Kid! AM BACK!! ********************************** Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you will still exist, but you have ceased to live. Samuel Clemens
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i will admit, it was REALLY cool. as bad as that sounds, its an interesting experience.Peace, The Kid
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one for the holiday: math teacher: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? cc joe in 6th grade: Pumpkin Pi Happy Halloween!! http://pi.ytmnd.com/ that thing damn near goes on forever.... yuk yuk yuk ( -; peace.
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Have fun with the trick or treaters!! Another good one from CCJoe!!!!
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that's a little too much of the spinnin' spinnin' free!
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happy halloween to all of ya out there!Peace, The Kid
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Nailin Pailin, Riding Biden, etc.... continue an old porn industry tradition. who remembers the 8mm classic 'Getting it down Pat' from the Nixon years? (snare drum and high hat - ba da dum) ( -: yuk yuk yuk ( -; peace.
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and to think all i wanted was a slice of cake........
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wif frosting!!!
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Hi. I'm not sure if this is the right place for this question but....Did anyone see the Feb 14th 1970 video of Dark Star that was on youtube?? The video (yes video not Aud) went for 10 minutes and looked like it was taken from the front row or so. And it def was of the Feb 14th dark Star as I have this on tape and double checked. If so, it would have to be the earliest Dark Star on video. Who posted it???and does anyone have a copy of that???? I even emailed the bear and he seemed to think it was a fake, but i have no doubt about it.. Cheers
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can't find it on youtube. please post up the link or embed it into a post. to do that, simply copy and paste the embedded link into your post. peace.
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Hi. Nope it was taken down a few months ago. It was posted by someone called Username99999 or something like that whose account has since "been suspended". I'm telling you it was the exact Dark Star, and this guy posted absolutely heaps of GD stuff. He wrote at the time a detailed account of how it was recorded etc. and transferred. I tried to copy it to a cd but it didnt work. I also added it to my list of favourites but was taken off youtube. I wrote about it to my yahoo group dead_heads. Anyone else there saw it???????????
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run it backwards from 5:06 -- back to 5:01, Jerry clearly says "I am the walrus" ( -;
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nice vid. the play im in opens on thursday, so wish me luck every one! My role isnt major, but the scene im in is a train wreck so far. Peace, The Kid
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break a leg ; )
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ok, kid.......so what is the play called, and why won't they give you top billing?? don't take no for an answer!!
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trippy thought of the day: The sentence I am writing now is the sentence you are reading now. When is "now"? ( - :
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yesterdays tomorrow.thats where i'm at!
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Good Luck Kid :) CCJ ~ Maybe "Now" is a dream we dreamed some afternoon long ago ??? PEACE
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is tomorow's day before yesterday
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oh well, what else is new? thanks for the wishes of good luck yall. play is called Approaching Zanzibar by Tina Howe. its a good play, a comedy, but its not what i voted for in regards to play. oh well...OBAMA WON!!!!!!! WOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, just had to get that out. Peace, The Kid
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Now is whenever you are. Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
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now is the time! now spelt backwards is 'won' I'm also living in yesterday's tomorrow. peace.
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my dearest duckie, is yesterdays tomorrow! quack quack quack!! yesterday is past us and tomorrow never comes(glad i'm not tomorrow)hi jer! peace!
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" Tomorrow never happens, It's all the same fucking day, man. " ~ Janis Joplin I thought she said " as we discovered on the Terrain" but I've read in several place "on the train" ???? PEACE
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yes, it's the train. it's a reference to the train tour across canada, rider. u quacked me up!!! Great North Special, were you on board? You can't find a ride like that no more Night the chariot swung down low Ninety nine children had a chance to go One long party from front to end Tune to the whistle going round the bend No big hurry, what do you say Might as well travel the elegant way oh well , might as well peace2U
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"Don't worry about tomorrow, Lord, you'll know it when it comes When the rocking, rolling music meets the rising, shining sun" - Weir "All the things I planned to do, I only did half way Tomorrow will be Sunday, born of rainy Saturday There's some satisfaction in the San Francisco rain No matter what comes down, the mission always looks the same" --Hunter/Garcia
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that play on Mission and mission. (for non-Bay Areans, the Mission is a nabe in SF, and I guess Hunter was walking there one rainy day and the rest is history.)
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keeps the flyin' monkeys down....that way they don't steal yer beer
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on a visit to your city(across the bay)on a rainy day, thinkin bout what hunter was thinkin and gettin a feel for where jerry got the feelin... Ten years ago I walked this street, my dreams were riding tall Tonight I would be thankful Lord, for any dreams at all Some folks would be happy just to have one dream come true But everything you gather is just more that you can lose flying monkeys in washington, damn invisible floresent orange snakes in arizona, wheres my attorney, it's getting weird again! time to turn pro