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  • deadheadkid
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    daddy is going to go drink some scotch and have a cigar. cookies are on top of the fridge. if you can reach em, you can have em.Oh, and dont come crying to me when you get a bellyache form eating too many of em. Peace, The Kid
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    the availability of cake and/or cookies. sorry...but..............ah, well
  • MarkintheDark
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    Three reasons why today didn't suck so much
    In spite of what you may have read, I try to maintain a positive attitude. Here are three reasons why today didn't suck so much. In no particular order: 1. I discovered that the Indian-operated Chevron gas station a few blocks from my apartment has an interesting selection of incense, quite of few of which appear to be authentically Indian and including nag champa - now I don't have to drive all the way to Electric Ladyland (a local headshop) to score smells. (this does have a big drawback, in that the employees at the headshop tend to be cute li'l alt.coeds; Raji at the gas station, although friendly, I do not find attractive) 2. I don't particularly care for either team playing Monday Night Football, so I won't be disappointed by whoever wins/loses (unlike most of Sunday's games) 3. My copy of Road Trips Vol. 2, No. 1 arrived today! Cheers! MarkintheDark ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
  • deadheadkid
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    best of luck and good vibes rene.mark, thats a great joke Peace, The Kid
  • GratefulGigi
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    Hey Rene'.......QUACK!
    Sending you moving vibes, I hope all goes GRATE for you!!QUACK QUACK!! and all good things in all good time!
  • Sunshine-daydr…
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    Best of Luck Lil
    TigerLily has moved back to Germany i wish her the best of luck, and hope everything goes well. I am now alone in South of spain Bob - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Spanish Jam
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    ohhhhhhhhh.......
    damn, mark...
  • johnman
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    now THAT, kid,
    is the funniest joke i have heard (heard?) in quite sometime. thank you, i really needed that
  • MarkintheDark
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    I always liked the statue joke!
    Good job, kid. So this woman took her toddler son to the zoo for the first time. They walk by the elephant pen, and there's a big bull elephant there munching away on some hay. "Mama, what kind of critter is that?" the boy asks. "That's a big boy elephant" replies the mother. The boy points at the elephant's trunk and asks "Mama, what's that thing the elephant is picking up the hay with?" and Mama says "why, that's the elephant's trunk. It's his big long nose that he picks up things with, and sometimes he uses it to give himself a shower." "Wow", says the boy, "and what are those big flappy things on the side of it's head?". "Why, those are his ears that he hears with, and sometimes he flaps them around to cool off." "Wow" says the boy again. The boy then points down between the bull elephant's legs at the large, you know, bull elephant thing hanging down there. "Mama, what's that thing hanging down there?" "Oh, son" replies Mama, "that's not anything. Now lets go get some ice cream." A few weeks later the boy's father takes him to the zoo, and like children do the boy asked his father the same questions (to see if they can't get different answers, sneaky little imps). They walk by the elephant pen and the bull elephant is there, munching away on hay. The boy begins with the questions. He asks his father about the elephant's trunk, and his father give the same answer as the mother had. The boy asks his father about the elephant's ears, and again the father gives the same answer as the mother had. The boy then points down between the elephant's legs and asks "Papa, what's that thing hanging down there?" and the father answers "Why son, that's the elephant's penis, which he uses to pee pee with, and to help the girl elephants make baby elephants". "But Papa, Mama said that's not anything." The father chuckles and says "Well, son, I kinda spoil your mother." ********************************************* I have a sigfile! --> www.kindveggieburritos.com *********************************************
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    Kid your Quacking me up :)
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continuing the free-form from where we left it...
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I did love Buffalo Springfield... Safe travels, Dewey.
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"I am a child, I'll last awhile"
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There are some really fine photos of the GOGD if you key in "egyptian backdrop" on the search feature on this site. Thank you, dead.net!
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Congrats to Alison and Robert, big winners at the Grammys tonight. (In your face Ne-Yo, nyah nyah nyah Coldplay, neener neener neener Li'l Wayne (bleh), and sorry 'bout your luck Radiohead) Good job T-bone. ********************************************* **************This space for rent***************** *********************************************
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Bob's birthday is today (12th) so I hope you have a Grate day. XXXOOOO********************************** It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
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Hope you have a beutiful day !! Peace & sunshine to all !!
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You and Abe, what a day. Have a grate one. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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Have a wonderful birthday! Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
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Thanks everybody yesterday was Charles Darwin's birthday also Bob - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Spanish Jam
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hi, does anybody out there know if the Grateful Dead's banner still hangs in the rafters at Madison Square Garden. I used to go to N.Y. Ranger hockey games there when I was a little kid and started seeing concerts there when I was about 12. I think I was at the shows when the banner went up and was never so proud to be a "deadhead" and see it hanging up there with all the great Ranger and Knicks teams.
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Happiest of days to you all !!!!To a wonderful family of friends, may your day be full of peace and love.
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I decided what I want to be when I grow up.....a Bartender!So I just enrolled in Bartending school to get some more experience! Wish me luck I start school monday!!! Who needs a drink....coming right up!! he he!! cheers!! Peace,Gigi
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make mine a rum sour golden rum and easy on the sugar. No cherry please! and have one for yourself too :-)
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that sounds like a fun job....i'll have a pint of guinness and my wife wants a margerita straight up no salt with cuervo...good luck at school
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MSG? from the wilds of the arid rice fields of Issaan.... still seeking 2 tix for MSG, please. anywhere. I'll pay face plus fees or shipping whatever. please email to spamisbadkarma@yahoo.com peace.
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that i really CAN get a ticket for shoreline.........oh please terp....the miracle!! ha?
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Hi! ************************************** *The white zone is for loading and unloading only* **************************************
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Hi! Twenty hours, couldn't post, now I can't remember what I was going to say. Dang. ************************************** *The white zone is for loading and unloading only* **************************************
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Good move on the bartendin. Bartenders make pretty good money in tips and it is alot of fun once you get your regulars. I myself delivered pizzaz for Papa Johns and Pizza Hut for ten years.LOTS OF FUN!!!"You can never stop learning," P.S. Always tip your pizza driver! Phatmoye
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hey bella, still got the shop/deli,? still gonna send you the venetian mask when is done. hope you are well. rock on mom.
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mom, you do mail order on veggie sandwiches? ahhh, fuck it! I'll have a gabba goul, onion, and sun dried tomato, and my old lady will have the buffalo mozzarel and fresh tomato. ahh, just cut 'em in half and we'll share. Something that would NOT happen at Mom's Grateful deli! peace.
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Thanks I should be bar tending really soon I'll let you know where I work!!!! I graduate next week I hope!! Mail order a sandwich hehehee, it might get cold! Peace,Gigi <3
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i know there is some awards or something topic somewhere, but I forgot where and I'm too lazy to look... BUT I nominate our very own Cosmic Badger for crreating the BEST POST EVER and FRIGGING FUNNIEST POST EVER award!!!! re-printed here WITHOUT permission: On March 18th, 2009 cosmicbadger said: "making the perfect Martini ......the thing is that when Galileo decided that the earth went round the sun he was thinking in the same way that Timothy Leary did except in a different dimension many years later..this thought occurred to me while I was inventing a new recipe for beef stroganoff during the brief period that I worked as a sous-chef under the Great Escoffier. I tend to find that I have many thoughts like this especially when I am in the presence of the many great people who have crossed my path during their lives..but I digress. I think it may be something to do with my genes that, as the great Darwin said, ensure that only the fittest survive...but of course that depends on what you mean by survival..it could be in the literal sense, but me personally, I like to consider survival as a metaphysical extension of my id..in that way I suppose that I am a sort of renaissance man but transported somehow to the present day. In this way I can very much relate to that wonderful Grateful Dead song ..how does it go...'my time coming any day don’t worry ‘bout me no’ ..of course I met the great John Perry Barlow once, or rather my Albanian nephew met someone who knew him on a chairlift on a skiing holiday in Venezuela..talking of which, that Hugo Chavez is quite a dude I should say..sticking it to Uncle Sam the way he does, but as for myself I have been rereading the writings of Sir Oswald Mosely; if you read his words carefully as I have done you might find that he has more truths to share with us all than some would have you think. Well as I have always said “you can’t have too much of a good thing” so I ‘ll be sure to let you know some more of my thoughts on this and other matters real soon. Peace y’all." On March 18th, 2009 cosmicbadger said this!!! just thinking of the title makes me laugh. thanks man, I'm gonna Cheerfully Chuckle all night. peace.
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hmmm his title could have been: 'I was drinking perfect martinis all night in KL...."
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should we count how many times he said "I" in that masterpiece? The writing style is vaguel familiar somehow********************************** It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
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is "guffaw" spelled with two f's?.....i read the post when it went up and considering what it followed......heeheehee
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You were correct! Thinking of Cosmicbager as Comicbadger today :-) ********************************** It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
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in all cases and in all spellings, johnman is correct. caroline
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Cuz it's Cosmicbadger's big special birthday today! 3 cheers for Badger!! Health and happiness to you 50 times over, Brother Badger. ********************************** It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
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What DID happen to the Pure Jerry aisle in the store? It was there for a few hours, then disappeared. Teasing us again? And Happy Birthday Badger! I remember 50....nuff said!
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Special birthday greetings to Badger, and happy Equinox to everyone else, Vernal or Autumnal as appropriate for your hemisphere. And for those living on the Equator, whichever way your pleasure tends! Conversation is always more interesting than recitation, so speak your mind and not someone else's.
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He who must not be named can put THAT in their Castle & smoke it :) Happy Birthday Badger :) & CONGRATS to StaggerGigi ~ the Coolest Bartender Evah !! PEACE
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badger badger.....i was fifty for a whole year...i drank beer and everything......
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And he was born into this world. He blessed those he met with his words of wisdom some years later. May you have a glorious day Cosmic! Hippie, Happy, Birthday! _____________________________________________ Will you come with me? Once in awhile you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right!
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Someones gotten older??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!"The older the bull, the stiffer the horn" Peace-
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This is a good time to have been born, the awakening of spring. Welcome to your 2nd half century. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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Happy birthday Badger!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cosmic Badger Cosmic Badger what's up with you You travel so far, that's what you do To 'WhereverthefuckitisStan' you flew Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you Cooking up a pot of badger stew Light the fire -- put it under you Out the window a Great Tit flew Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you Now you have just one more chance We all wanna see the Badger dance Trippin out and in a trance Poke my eyes, with a lance Meeting you in an airport bar Looking at the sky we see Dark Star Drinking beers all during the day My ears are clogged, 'what did you say?' You said you're a badger or are you a skunk Don't really know but there's a funk Is it you or is it me? Don't know, but CC's gotta pee CC Joe, the cops are on to you You are taking so damn long in the loo What you got there in your hand? What comes out is dry like sand You're feeling that 'itch' aren't you? Your old lady knows what you wanna do Poor old CC, please don't feel blue Turning her back she's just stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Stalling you Maybe later, she says with a sigh Old CC is starting to cry No worries, mate. She's joking with you Get in bed, she says to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you Get in bed, she'll be kind to you KIND TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! here's to another 50 years! image hosted by ImageVenue.com
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the ugliest badger I have ever seen and I have seen quite a few having lived in Wisconsin for years. I think cosmicbadger may still be recovering from the culture shock when I had him look at all sorts of youtube videos of Wisconsin Badger fans and their alternate ego's as Packer Cheeseheads. Made him listen to lots of bad polka. I think it gave him a better understanding of my upbringing and outlook on life and allowed him to truly explore his deep hidden essense. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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to badger may the next 50 be as much fun as the last 50
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from this: to this: ultimately to this: quite a jump there, hal... glad you made it to the other side of the rabbit hole so to speak. I went from this: to this: ultimately to this: troubled, disjointed, jumbled youth I had... peace.
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another geezer trying to capture those daze of yore:
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ahh, I fucked up my vid placement again... this should have been hal's last vid: and this should have been my first: I wish we could edit. loses the effect when I screw these things up. peace.
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for the Birthday wishes and fun. As for being 50 well I don't feel any older or wiser, but I feel have a better excuse for being forgetful and going on about how things used to be :-) you are all great!