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  • Totem
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    Today's Countdown brought to you by....
    Unicorns and Dolphins! Don't worry about how long it is to the shows, we'll get there eventually if we just stop and just smell the cow patties. Peace and Love and Harmony and My Little Ponies. (actually the new My Little Ponies rocks! I watch it with my 4-year old everyday). P.S. The above is just a box of satirical humor. Believe it if you need it, if you don't just pass on sending a PM. P.S.S. Love will see you through, but laughter will get you here! P.S.S.S What would Jerry say?
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    Blended Baby Blue Bugs Blood Blotches, Chapter 4
    As it rained, the windshield wipers made a merry mess of our late friends, the Blue Bugs, and we rolled down the highways with the Blue Meanies on one side and Sargent Peppers on the other...tunes blasting out and we are all singing along...guess what? The rain washed off the bugs, the windshield cleared, the rain stopped, the skies parted and a rainbow appeared on the horizon. We had made it safely through yet another moment in time, magical as it was... The Moral my friends? If you are traveling down life's highways and something starts bugging you, and it gets thick, and you can't see through the haze, much like our Blended Baby Blue Bugs Blood Blotches did to us, just slow down, let it rain, continue on the journey and embrace it with song. Let the spirit of the adventure be greater than the blending of the blotches. Let the rain wash down and clear you thoughts as it cleared our windshield... Let that rain represent the love of friends and family; the raining down of good thoughts, prayers, chants and best wishes. Let the music wrap you like the arms of a lost friend or lover, and be soothed. For soon you will be through the swarm, you will see clearly once again with a rainbow in front, a majestic sunset painting the sky and peaceful breezes of a pleasant evening around you. Peace, best wishes to all...look! A Butterfly! g
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    I though the moral of the story was going to be avoid the bugs if you can, and if you can't, make sure you have extra windshield wiper fluid on the dus. You don't have Love Bugs where you live do you? lol! Watch out for those unicorns in the road! Put down the coffee and pass me one those Genny Screamers.....Vroooom.
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    "Blended Baby Blue Bugs Blood Blotches"
    Great story NEOGEO. You are a great storyteller! Happy Friday peeps! It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, bright Sunshiney Day... Expecting 105 degrees today here in paradise. Shine those sails and patch those rails, the circus is coming to town...
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    "Da Bugs" Epilogue
    ...never did get busted in that bus, and Brad and I haven't seen each other in decades...perhaps you have a like story, a happenstance you might relate too...perhaps you've driven the bus, ridden the bus, built the bus, or maybe almost got hit by da bus, This Dus has a cool and creative Briver, and He never seems to be concerned if you take the wheel. What brives us actually is you, and you, and me, and thou, and we are all in this together. The Blue Meanies may be TM, the bugs may be the flurry of emotions. We all have our ups and downs, and we all need a break once in awhile or a hug or a good word. You deserve a break as much as our friend smiling right over there with the whipped cream on his chin. Have another, Rich... And have a good day...
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    Nothin' left to do....
    but smile, Smile, SMILE !!!
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    "Da Bugs", Chapter 3
    It was about sunset just before twilight but after the hot sun had made it's trip across the southern sky, and we were rounding a curve not unlike that one rjrrrjrjrrr took at 80 plus where we all held on and sang Ripple together... Brad and I suddenly found ourselves in the swarm of a cloud of bugs, and they hit our windshield like so many spattering raindrops. Were we high? Hah! What do you think...two college kids in a cool vdub bus racing through the countryside on summer's eve? We slowed a bit and hit the windshield wipers a bit and that made a real mess of things. The bugs were blue. Blue Bugs..."They looked like little Baby Bugs", he said; I said Baby Blue Bugs" and that's what started it all: "Look at all the Baby Blue Bug Blotches" "Look, we're covered with Blended Baby Blue Bug Blotches" It started to rain, the windshield wipers were swishing back and forth, soon we had a windshield covered with what we termed forever and ever: "Blended Baby Blue Bugs Blood Blotches" Did we ever get a kick out of that. We sang that phrase every chance we got, as more bugs and rain and sloppy blue who-knows-what covered things, and a cloud of some type of smoke enveloped the bus. Singing, laughing and cutting up....all over a bunch of bugs...and that is the moral to this story friends...
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    "The Bugs", Chapter 2
    Turn down the music you over there...hi Rgrrrgrrr...may I continue? Great to see you here...this little snack has your name on it. Extra whipped cream on top and don't ask for a cherry cause we gave them to the squirrels cause they're cute. My story continues... "Let's paint da Bus!" he said...cool, i said..Rok Bagget was an artist, we could do a wrap around montage all running together, what will be the display. My Brother Steve pitched in to pencil out a design and away we went: "Let's be Sargent Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band" Cool. With the Sun rising in front, large as life band members on one side, the big long glove chasing Blue Meanies on the other side, and rainbows and butterflies on the back. We'll use the bright acrylics and do it up right. It'll be perfect for going back and forth to the University of Alabama down in Tuscaloosa. Better put a Jesus Saves bumper sticker on the back, just for insurance from being stopped by The Man. So we spent a creative weekend painting up Da Bus and had many an adventure traveling through the south in it. The story continues one spring weekend as we were making yet another journey from home to college in the righteously cool bus...
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    feels like a freaking funeral around here... It's just dead space thank you all from my heart for all the well wishes...you are all family... Grab some coffee...it's like this place goes to pot without a briver... If we don't get this jalopy movin soon, you all will be late for the shows! Sarge crank up the old juke box to 11...Puppers choice.... Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove. Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing, gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting. Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away. ....you are such a dog! Lazarus out....
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    Story time as we bounce along...."The Bugs", Chapter 1
    Good morning all. Rgrggrrr is taking a much needed break, the engine needs to cool, and the twins in back are getting restless. Before Rgrggrrr stepped off, he said I could tell you guys a story...well, he didn't say no, and matter of fact I didn't ask, but if I did, and he said yes, I could, but since i didn't and he didn't, he didn't actually say no, so that gives me a green light tell one anyway...This is entitled "The Bugs", so grab one of those croissants and the Java Joe and let's enjoy a bit of time together. Back in the Day as they say, in Northern Alabama, we had a grand time being newly minted hippies in a wild underground scene, running around trying to be cool and hip and bohemian all at the same time. It was the late 60's and early 70's, rock and roll was here to stay, Everything was happening allatonce. Long hair cropped up, tie-dye was being worn, and in the South, George Wallace and Lester Maddox were at odds with the new wave of more progressive thought. There were fabled stories of happenings out west and up north, little head-shops sprouting up here and there, it was scandalous and downright frightening to think about lighting up a dube in public. We were one false step away from a wrong turn and the law.Conservative society clashed with liberal youth, and the waning years of an unpopular war was still very real and present in everyone's mind. This Alabama boy was trying to sort it all out and hop on board the right bus...which way to turn, what to see, where to land; it was a time of turmoil, experimentation, joy and wonder for all of us who were coming of age at that time. In 1970 or so that bus took the shape of a brand spanking new Volkswagen camper bus, complete with a cool pop-up which belonged to my long haired red-head friend Brad. Just the vehicle we needed at the perfect time and place. In my family's driveway in Huntsville, in a nice middle class American subdivision, our story begins. I was 18 or 19 at the time, and Brad and I had a plan....
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Just in Time to wet my sometimes working Zone 1. GOOD NIGHT FOLKS. Get your rest, and make sure your humping pants are on the drying line before entering potato land for the night.
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Thanks for the reminder Totes... Just got them out of the dryer.... Coffee is on.... Happy Hump Day to you all..... Now get out there, cause there's nothing left to do but... smile, Smile, SMILE...
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I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every once in a while I get an idea about plumbing, I get an idea about city government, and they come the way they come.-Jerry Garcia 6 weeks, 3 days, and 14 hours until show time in Levi's Stadium. 7 weeks, 2 days, and 12 hours until show time in Soldier Field. 6 weeks, 2 days, and 4 hours until we set up camp at Klang's house for the Sunshine Daybreamer weekend BBQ. Patch those sails and Shine those Rails!
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Hey totes.... You bring the guitar I'll bring the wine Try my guacamole one more time.... Gonna do that Klang Face boogie Be ready Mr Mayor....we found your address and we are coming All Dreamers feel free to RSVP, and each of us is free to bring 10 additional guests....Klangs supplying lobster and porterhouse steaks... Large dogs welcome...small dogs too Hell...bring your cats,camels, llamas, frogs, fish turtles and aardvarks... Tin foil hats optional.... Harley and Magic bus parking on the front lawn.... Klang will valet...
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Did I hear Harley parking? I'm in !! Mama Bear too. Klang, you're not gonna charge for parking are you? Totes my man - always starting our day with the greatest of countdowns - thank you !! Beautiful, "crisp" AM here in Lexington today....Orange County here I come. Happy hump day SD'ers :-)
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We're all gonna meetAt that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It’s that million dollar bash
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...did I mention I have a small house? Hehe Y'all are welcome to stop by, just not all at once. ;-) AVATAR: Mickey with electrode hat. (plays drums with his MIND) Oh yeah, let that idea stew for a while.
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Nice hat...I prefer the foil variety... Re Klangstock.... Head count so far is at 380 including family and friends...haven't tallied the pets yet....figuring around 70...I hear Miller is bringing his horse and I understand we may have a yak or two representing....
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Sounds like it's going to much bigger. Hope the Mayor has a good safe place to park the Klangmobile. T-Horse has really copped an attitude since getting an agent and doing those commercials for Direct-TV.
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Dockers, not today. Baggy cords, sniff. Acid-washed jeans, still got those? Capris, not this time Bobby. Short shorts, ahem, moving along. Ah, humping pants, that's the ticket. Wednesday morning papers didn't come. Can't have everything. Gotta get geared up for Klangapalooza....
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is that a foil lined hat?
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I'm bringing my troupe of 44 sorta-trained dancing pythons. Please keep the volume down, they're a little skittish
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wink!! rrrggggrrr makes me swoon. Gotta love a man that can spell aardvarks...
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Why hello your Katniss.... Wait til you see my capybara...he likes sarsaparilla.... Your entourage is more than welcome at Klangapalooza..... We will have extra litter boxes....for those in need....10 port a potties being delivered a day in advance... Hi Ho Hi Ho... Back to the minds I go....that's my mine equivalent.... It's a terrible thing to waste...... "They're all Wasted!"
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Right on Boo Boo.... Didn't know it was Mickey until I was told..... How is Rachacha?
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in the air today,but lilacs are in bloom and all is good here. there is an article online with that pic of Mickey, otherwise I'd of thought it was Spock.
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quite a cool environment all around... .....cue the sounds of silence..... carry on.....
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I am dying here! Klangstock klangapalooza Klangspock Mickey=Spock reincarnate! Laughing so hard, tears rolling down hard to breathe.... Breathe Klang breathe!
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Most people don't know this, but Mickey as a child had to have his ears clipped so he could pass as human...
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the beginning, wait till KlangFest for the real fun to begin, gonna have a transporter and one for SC and Chitown, we are all getting in, beam me up indeed!
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Wait til the 478 horse cats/kittens of the Apocalypse descend on your humble abode.... sorry, initial head count was way off..... Not including pets....I understand the rabbits are breeding as I speak....we may be in excess of a thousand.... Be home for the deliveries of the port a potties.... I got the cat litter pans and the litter.... As well as the wine and guac.... Totes is bringing the guitar..... (If lost, just follow your arrow, or the conversation thread here) Klang face boogie...gonna boogie my scruples away... They are long gone children.....
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"Klang" will be a notorious prefix, sort of like "gate" is now as a suffix, except "Klang" will have good connotations the polar opposite of the "gate" suffix. Ex: that was a Klanggood time or what a Klanger of a FTW show or too bad Trey isn't a Klanger.....
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I'm locked in tight... I'm out of range... I used to care..... But.... Things have changed..... Millers horse got a bead on your Ponderosa.... So saddle up the Palomino.... It sure has been a long hard ride......
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Klang being from Boston I will be bring my lobster boat and my 4 pet lobsters Jerry, phil , bobby and of course pig pen you do have a pool for them to play in i hope and a place to moor the boat
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ouch...even from Da Buff...ouch dude.... Gotta hurt....it hurts me too... The Bills make me wanna shout.... even though we got Tfonts horse.... LeSean McCoy aka Shady.... running for the roses.... Aka Lombardi Trophy.....
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We get you Klang, and your sense of humor too. I for one am just trying to plan what to pack for Klangapalooza. Like, will the port-potties be the good kind with pedal-push running water inside??
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looks like he might miss the KlangBeatdown the Bills will show the Patsies, it will be a Klanggood time
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One night only, Lake Wassapamani. Meet-up with Daydreamers and various and sundry Klang-ons.
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Who am I kidding. This week is dragging by.... Coffee is on.... Out to the car, get gas, and then earn my keep.... Let's make today count kids....
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Jerry Jerry all day.East Coast sails are furled, rails are shining, and this ship's weighing anchor! Beautiful sunny day here. Its all just exactly perfect. . 12hrs, 28min until my summer trifecta begins. I'm so freaking happy right now. And I miss Jerry.
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I know....
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Tinfoil. Meeting your psychonaut needs for over 50 years. 6 weeks, 2 days, and 12 hours until showtime in Levi's Stadium. 7 weeks, 1 day, and 10 hours until showtime in Soldier Field. Thomas Edison recorded Mary had a Little Lamb on tin in 1877. He immediately realized tin makes an awfully flimsy record. He promptly fashioned the recording into a tinfoil hat and placed it on his head. He then began reciting Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary instead. He jumped so high, he touched the sky. Never got back until the fourth of July. True story. Really..... Patch those Sails and Shine those Rails!
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King of the road... Well, there's no pool but there's a pond. OK it's more like a swamp but it should do for the shellfish in a temporary capacity.
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The porta-potties will be of the utmost modern type with full running water and flushability. Unfortunately, they will be paypotties. $1 a splash. Sorry, it's a sign of the times.
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We don't need no stinking portapotties..We can fertilize the Mayors lawn for free.... I got 5 kegs of beer coming.. and 400 red plastic cups
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I just got word I'm playing the midnight set Klangstock!
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Duck hunting season starts on Saturday.
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Duck Duck Goose..... Isn't that the team owned by a mouse..... Mr. Kane will be up for the challenge! Carry on Adam..... Will have some Frank in the air to you this afternoon.... Have a bitchin' boot from da Buff circa 1984 at Shea's Theater.... Also a Halloween show from NYC.....
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Thanks in advance for those. Streamed 7/4/89 Rich Stadium the other night on the big screen. It was a good night in '89 and the other night. Timeless.
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To quote Peter Gabriel...it's In The Air! .....the beat goes on but I'm so wrong..... You're an Italian.....what you're Jewish? Love your nails...... I miss Frank Zappa..... .....
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Two years and nary a trip down the cookie aisle. A serendipitous left turn led me to this sugar wonderland, past the Mint Milanos and directly to Oreo cookie land, with sights, sounds (OK, maybe the sounds were my own) and flavor combinations heretofore unimaginable. There, sitting by its lonesome, was a single package of Reese's Oreos. Fueled by promises of (ahem) oral pleasure, I rescued that package, and as dog is my witness, consummated our bond on the NSFW drive home. Alas, it may be a spring fling, but for one night, the sugar and chemicals flowed. Edison has his pretty maids all in a row but pb and chocolate is where it's at. Spill the wine and take that pearl! Patching and shining and ready to set sail over the mountains in six weeks--have a grateful day, dreamers!
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There's good music in the clouds. I also miss Zappa. Gracias.
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The mere report of your experience with said canine and consumables has left me a bit Verklempt.... Like a Penthouse forum flashback...but I digress... I need a moment and a Reeses Oreo...or 3.... Oh yeah, a smoke when I'm done.... On a more serious note.....I can not wait for Chicago.... And goddammit I'm a deadhead and I miss Jerry..... Wish I could be in Maryland....but life goes on..... rrrrrgjonesinforJerrymeisterrrrrr out......