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    Oh Sarge, can you use your tail as a rudder? Or maybe a propeller? It's waggin like crazy! In the summertime when the weather is high You can stretch right up and touch the sky When the weather's fine You got women, you got women on your mind Have a drink, have a drive Go out and see what you can find If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel Speed along the lane Do a turn or return the twenty-five When the sun goes down You can make it, make it good and really fine We're not bad people, we're not dirty, we're not mean We love everybody, but we do as we please When the weather's fine We go fishing or go swimming in the sea We're always happy Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy Sing along with us, dee-dee dee-dee dee Da doo da-da da, yeah, we're hap-pap-py Da da da, dee da doo dee da doo da doo da Da doo da-da da, dee da da dee da da When the winter's here, yeah, it's party time Bring your bottle, wear your bright clothes 'cause it will soon be summertime And we'll sing again We'll go driving or maybe we'll settle down If she's rich, if she's nice Bring your friends and we'll all go into town In the summertime when the weather is high You can stretch right up and touch the sky When the weather's fine You got women, you got women on your mind Have a drink, have a drive Go out and see what you can find If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel Speed along the lane Do a turn or return the twenty-five When the sun goes down You can make it, make it good and really fine We're not bad people, we're not dirty, we're not mean We love everybody, but we do as we please When the weather's fine We go fishing or go swimming in the sea We're always happy Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy Sing along with us, dee-dee dee-dee dee Da doo da-da da, yeah, we're hap-pap-py Da da da, dee da doo dee da doo da doo da Da doo da-da da, dee da da dee da da
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    Sarge is just happy to see you....... (Bom-bom-bom-bom) (Ba-ba-do-do-do) (Bom-bom-bom) (Ba-ba-do-do-do) (Bom-bom-bom) (Ba-ba-do-do-do) (Bom-bom-bom) (Ba-ba-do-do-do) Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm-hm Now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Um-hm-hm-hm Known for meetin' brand new fellas And takin' other folk's girl Well now, they often call me Speedo 'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time Umm-hm-hm Well, they often call me Speedo 'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time Umm-hm-hm Well, I'm known some pretty women And that's caused them to change their minds Umm-hm-hm Well now, some may call me, Joe Some may call me, Moe Just remember Speedo He don't never take it slow Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm Well now, some may call me, Moe Some may call me, Joe Just remember Speedo He don't never take it slow Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm Well now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mr. Earl Umm-hm-hm And now they got to call me Speedo 'Till they call off makin' pretty girls Umm-hm-hm Um-hm-hm-hm Hm-hm-hm-hm Hm-hm-hm-hm Hm-hm-hm-hm.
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    @ taco, burrito, what's that in your speedo?
    Sarge looks like a polar bear in the photo...think cool thoughts... I'm down on the water (I'm down on the water) I don't know so I don't bother. (I don't know so I don't bother) Looking out the window of my dad's old Chevy. (Lookin' out the window of my dad's old Chevy.) Eats a lot of gas cause it's that more heavy. (Eats a lot of gas cause it's that more heavy.) I'm down on the county line and, (We're all down on the county line.) We're all screamin' Carolina. (We're all screamin' Carolina.) I'm down on the water. (I'm down on the water) We don't like what we just saw but... (We don't like what we just saw but...) I can't swim so I dog paddle. (I can't swim so I dog paddle.) I can't swim so I dog paddle. I eat? (?) inside it feels like murder. I can't swim so I dog paddle. I can't swim so I DOG PADDLE. I'm down on the water. (I'm down on the water) I don't know so I don't bother. (We don't got no meat to swallow.) Lookin' out the window of my dad's old Chevy. (I can't swim so I dog paddle.) Eats a lot of gas cause it's that more heavy. (...(?)... inside it feels like murder) I'm down on the county line and. We're all singin Carolina. (I can't swim so I dog paddle [repeated]) We're down on the county line again. We're all screaming Caroline again. What you say and what you want again. You can't get it cuz you don't get it. No. (i'm down on the water..)
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    Up Schitt's Creek.....with a doggie paddle..
    Sarge, get on your speedo....stay close to the raft...haven't eaten in the last 30 minutes? Good....put on some sunscreen..... Ooh, I go swimming, swimming in the water Swimming in the river, swimming in the sea I go swimming I go swimming, swimming in the water Swimming in the pool, swimming is cool I go swimming The sun is burning, I am yearning For the water flow (water flow) Next to my skin I, like to begin a water flow (water flow) Letting off steam I float in a dream, I can't let go (can't let go) Follow my wishes, follow the fishes Down below (down below) I go swimming I need water, water to drink Water on my brain, water sustain, Water over me I want water, water I need Water to think, water to drink Water over me The sun is burning, I am yearning For the water flow (water flow) Next to my skin I, like to begin a water flow (water flow) Letting off steam I float in a dream, I can't let go (can't let go) Follow my wishes, follow the fishes Down below (down below) I go swimming I go swimming, I go swimming Swimming in water, swimming in water, swimming in water Water all over me Swimming in water, swimming in water, swimming in water I go swimming, I go swimming I go swimming, I go swimming Swimming, I go swimming Oh I go swimming, I go swimming Water all over me Swimming in water, swimming in water, swimming in water Water all over me Swimming in water, swimming in water, swimming in water Water all over me Swimming in water, swimming in water, swimming in water Water all over me
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    And if I had a boatI'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat If I were Roy Rogers I'd sure enough be single I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale It'd just be me and Trigger We'd go ridin' through them movies Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat Now the mystery masked man was smart He got himself a Tonto 'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free But Tonto he was smarter And one day said kemo sabe Kiss my ass I bought a boat I'm going out to sea And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on my boat And if I were like lightning I wouldn't need no sneakers Well I'd come and go whenever I would please And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree And I'd scare 'em by the light pole But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me upon my pony on my boat, I said me upon my pony on my boat
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    Had to post this one for the nautical theme we got going: Let me sail, let me sail, let the orinoco flow, Let me reach, let me beach On the shores of Tripoli. Let me sail, let me sail, Let me crash upon your shore, Let me reach, let me beach Far beyond the Yellow Sea. From Bissau to Palau - in the shade of Avalon, From Fiji to Tiree and the Isles of Ebony, From Peru to Cebu hear the power of Babylon, From Bali to Cali - far beneath the Coral Sea. From the North to the South, Ebudc into Khartoum, From the deep sea of Clouds To the island of the moon, Carry me on the waves To the lands I've never been, Carry me on the waves To the lands I've never seen. We can sail, we can sail... We can steer, we can near With Rob Dickins at the wheel, We can sigh, say goodbye Ross and his dependencies We can sail, we can sail... And Good Morning to all, tomorrow is Friday!
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    I sailed an ocean, unsettled ocean Through restful waters and deep commotion Often frightened, unenlightened Sail on, sail on sailor I wrest the waters, fight Neptune's waters Sail through the sorrows of life's marauders Unrepenting, often empty Sail on, sail on sailor Caught like a sewer rat alone but I sail Bought like a crust of bread, but oh do I wail Seldom stumble, never crumble Try to tumble, life's a rumble Feel the stinging I've been given Never ending, unrelenting Heartbreak searing, always fearing Never caring, persevering Sail on, sail on, sailor I work the seaways, the gale-swept seaways Past shipwrecked daughters of wicked waters Uninspired, drenched and tired Wail on, wail on, sailor Always needing, even bleeding Never feeding all my feelings Damn the thunder, must I blunder There's no wonder all I'm under Stop the crying and the lying And the sighing and my dying Sail on, sail on sailor ...
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    @Hey Hey My My.....
    What a beautiful Thursday....humidity supposed to break.... Coffee is on and we have a nice tailwind.... Sing it Sarge.... Sailing on, sailing on I can hear sweet voices singing Hear sweet music playing Sailing on, sailing on I wish you were here with me while I'm sailing on Well the spring, summer, autumn, and winter All I know, you're gonna lay your head on my pillow Morning, noon, and night; spring, summer, autumn, winter All I know, you're gonna tell me what you prefer Sailing on, Sailing on I wish you were here with me while I'm sailing on Everybody clap your hands Sailing on, sailing on I wish you could be with me when I... Sailing on Everybody clap your hands
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    ;-) ok you win.....
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    shall we toast goodnight...
    with a glass of pink champagne? g'night, pretty Puppers. Who's a good boy?
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Just in Time to wet my sometimes working Zone 1. GOOD NIGHT FOLKS. Get your rest, and make sure your humping pants are on the drying line before entering potato land for the night.
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Thanks for the reminder Totes... Just got them out of the dryer.... Coffee is on.... Happy Hump Day to you all..... Now get out there, cause there's nothing left to do but... smile, Smile, SMILE...
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I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every once in a while I get an idea about plumbing, I get an idea about city government, and they come the way they come.-Jerry Garcia 6 weeks, 3 days, and 14 hours until show time in Levi's Stadium. 7 weeks, 2 days, and 12 hours until show time in Soldier Field. 6 weeks, 2 days, and 4 hours until we set up camp at Klang's house for the Sunshine Daybreamer weekend BBQ. Patch those sails and Shine those Rails!
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Hey totes.... You bring the guitar I'll bring the wine Try my guacamole one more time.... Gonna do that Klang Face boogie Be ready Mr Mayor....we found your address and we are coming All Dreamers feel free to RSVP, and each of us is free to bring 10 additional guests....Klangs supplying lobster and porterhouse steaks... Large dogs welcome...small dogs too Hell...bring your cats,camels, llamas, frogs, fish turtles and aardvarks... Tin foil hats optional.... Harley and Magic bus parking on the front lawn.... Klang will valet...
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Did I hear Harley parking? I'm in !! Mama Bear too. Klang, you're not gonna charge for parking are you? Totes my man - always starting our day with the greatest of countdowns - thank you !! Beautiful, "crisp" AM here in Lexington today....Orange County here I come. Happy hump day SD'ers :-)
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We're all gonna meetAt that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It’s that million dollar bash
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...did I mention I have a small house? Hehe Y'all are welcome to stop by, just not all at once. ;-) AVATAR: Mickey with electrode hat. (plays drums with his MIND) Oh yeah, let that idea stew for a while.
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Nice hat...I prefer the foil variety... Re Klangstock.... Head count so far is at 380 including family and friends...haven't tallied the pets yet....figuring around 70...I hear Miller is bringing his horse and I understand we may have a yak or two representing....
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Sounds like it's going to much bigger. Hope the Mayor has a good safe place to park the Klangmobile. T-Horse has really copped an attitude since getting an agent and doing those commercials for Direct-TV.
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Dockers, not today. Baggy cords, sniff. Acid-washed jeans, still got those? Capris, not this time Bobby. Short shorts, ahem, moving along. Ah, humping pants, that's the ticket. Wednesday morning papers didn't come. Can't have everything. Gotta get geared up for Klangapalooza....
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is that a foil lined hat?
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I'm bringing my troupe of 44 sorta-trained dancing pythons. Please keep the volume down, they're a little skittish
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wink!! rrrggggrrr makes me swoon. Gotta love a man that can spell aardvarks...
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Why hello your Katniss.... Wait til you see my capybara...he likes sarsaparilla.... Your entourage is more than welcome at Klangapalooza..... We will have extra litter boxes....for those in need....10 port a potties being delivered a day in advance... Hi Ho Hi Ho... Back to the minds I go....that's my mine equivalent.... It's a terrible thing to waste...... "They're all Wasted!"
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Right on Boo Boo.... Didn't know it was Mickey until I was told..... How is Rachacha?
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in the air today,but lilacs are in bloom and all is good here. there is an article online with that pic of Mickey, otherwise I'd of thought it was Spock.
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quite a cool environment all around... .....cue the sounds of silence..... carry on.....
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I am dying here! Klangstock klangapalooza Klangspock Mickey=Spock reincarnate! Laughing so hard, tears rolling down hard to breathe.... Breathe Klang breathe!
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Most people don't know this, but Mickey as a child had to have his ears clipped so he could pass as human...
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the beginning, wait till KlangFest for the real fun to begin, gonna have a transporter and one for SC and Chitown, we are all getting in, beam me up indeed!
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Wait til the 478 horse cats/kittens of the Apocalypse descend on your humble abode.... sorry, initial head count was way off..... Not including pets....I understand the rabbits are breeding as I speak....we may be in excess of a thousand.... Be home for the deliveries of the port a potties.... I got the cat litter pans and the litter.... As well as the wine and guac.... Totes is bringing the guitar..... (If lost, just follow your arrow, or the conversation thread here) Klang face boogie...gonna boogie my scruples away... They are long gone children.....
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"Klang" will be a notorious prefix, sort of like "gate" is now as a suffix, except "Klang" will have good connotations the polar opposite of the "gate" suffix. Ex: that was a Klanggood time or what a Klanger of a FTW show or too bad Trey isn't a Klanger.....
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I'm locked in tight... I'm out of range... I used to care..... But.... Things have changed..... Millers horse got a bead on your Ponderosa.... So saddle up the Palomino.... It sure has been a long hard ride......
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Klang being from Boston I will be bring my lobster boat and my 4 pet lobsters Jerry, phil , bobby and of course pig pen you do have a pool for them to play in i hope and a place to moor the boat
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ouch...even from Da Buff...ouch dude.... Gotta hurt....it hurts me too... The Bills make me wanna shout.... even though we got Tfonts horse.... LeSean McCoy aka Shady.... running for the roses.... Aka Lombardi Trophy.....
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We get you Klang, and your sense of humor too. I for one am just trying to plan what to pack for Klangapalooza. Like, will the port-potties be the good kind with pedal-push running water inside??
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looks like he might miss the KlangBeatdown the Bills will show the Patsies, it will be a Klanggood time
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One night only, Lake Wassapamani. Meet-up with Daydreamers and various and sundry Klang-ons.
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Who am I kidding. This week is dragging by.... Coffee is on.... Out to the car, get gas, and then earn my keep.... Let's make today count kids....
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Jerry Jerry all day.East Coast sails are furled, rails are shining, and this ship's weighing anchor! Beautiful sunny day here. Its all just exactly perfect. . 12hrs, 28min until my summer trifecta begins. I'm so freaking happy right now. And I miss Jerry.
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I know....
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Tinfoil. Meeting your psychonaut needs for over 50 years. 6 weeks, 2 days, and 12 hours until showtime in Levi's Stadium. 7 weeks, 1 day, and 10 hours until showtime in Soldier Field. Thomas Edison recorded Mary had a Little Lamb on tin in 1877. He immediately realized tin makes an awfully flimsy record. He promptly fashioned the recording into a tinfoil hat and placed it on his head. He then began reciting Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary instead. He jumped so high, he touched the sky. Never got back until the fourth of July. True story. Really..... Patch those Sails and Shine those Rails!
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King of the road... Well, there's no pool but there's a pond. OK it's more like a swamp but it should do for the shellfish in a temporary capacity.
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The porta-potties will be of the utmost modern type with full running water and flushability. Unfortunately, they will be paypotties. $1 a splash. Sorry, it's a sign of the times.
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We don't need no stinking portapotties..We can fertilize the Mayors lawn for free.... I got 5 kegs of beer coming.. and 400 red plastic cups
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I just got word I'm playing the midnight set Klangstock!
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Duck hunting season starts on Saturday.
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Duck Duck Goose..... Isn't that the team owned by a mouse..... Mr. Kane will be up for the challenge! Carry on Adam..... Will have some Frank in the air to you this afternoon.... Have a bitchin' boot from da Buff circa 1984 at Shea's Theater.... Also a Halloween show from NYC.....
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Thanks in advance for those. Streamed 7/4/89 Rich Stadium the other night on the big screen. It was a good night in '89 and the other night. Timeless.
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To quote Peter Gabriel...it's In The Air! .....the beat goes on but I'm so wrong..... You're an Italian.....what you're Jewish? Love your nails...... I miss Frank Zappa..... .....
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Two years and nary a trip down the cookie aisle. A serendipitous left turn led me to this sugar wonderland, past the Mint Milanos and directly to Oreo cookie land, with sights, sounds (OK, maybe the sounds were my own) and flavor combinations heretofore unimaginable. There, sitting by its lonesome, was a single package of Reese's Oreos. Fueled by promises of (ahem) oral pleasure, I rescued that package, and as dog is my witness, consummated our bond on the NSFW drive home. Alas, it may be a spring fling, but for one night, the sugar and chemicals flowed. Edison has his pretty maids all in a row but pb and chocolate is where it's at. Spill the wine and take that pearl! Patching and shining and ready to set sail over the mountains in six weeks--have a grateful day, dreamers!
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There's good music in the clouds. I also miss Zappa. Gracias.
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The mere report of your experience with said canine and consumables has left me a bit Verklempt.... Like a Penthouse forum flashback...but I digress... I need a moment and a Reeses Oreo...or 3.... Oh yeah, a smoke when I'm done.... On a more serious note.....I can not wait for Chicago.... And goddammit I'm a deadhead and I miss Jerry..... Wish I could be in Maryland....but life goes on..... rrrrrgjonesinforJerrymeisterrrrrr out......