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    @get a room????
    We don't need no stinkin room!!!!! Hot in..... So hot in herre..... So hot in..... [Nelly] I was like, good gracious ass bodacious Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know) Lookin for the right time to flash them keys Then um I'm leavin, please believin Me and the rest of my heathens Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin I need you to get up up on the dance floor Give that man what he askin for Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use [Hook x2] (I said) Its gettin hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off [Nelly] Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint VOKAL tanktop, on at this point Your with a winner so baby you cant loose I got secrets cant leave Cancun So take it off like your home alone You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend, like "girl I think my butt gettin big" [Hook x2] (Nelly hang all out) Mix a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) Give a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (Nelly hang all out) With a little bit a ah, ah And a sprinkle a that ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) I like it when ya ah, ah Girl, Baby make it ah, ah [Nelly] Stop placin, time wastin I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement (What?) I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh) Unless you gon' do it Extra, extra eh, spread the news Nelly took a trip from the Lunner to Neptune Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms [Hook x4] (Nelly hang all out) Mix a little bit of ah, ah With a little bit of ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) Give a little bit of ah, ah With a little bit of ah, ah (Nelly hang all out) With a little bit of ah, ah And a sprinkle of that ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) I like it when ya ah, ah Girl, Baby make it ah, ah TGIF...and its 5 o'clock somewhere....
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    @ and you should know thats true
    OOOH turn it up Sarge, thats my Jam I came for you! Didn't you think I knew that you were born with the power of a locomotive. Hit it Sarge! In the shuffling madness Of the locomotive breath, Runs the all-time loser, Headlong to his death. He feels the piston scraping -- Steam breaking on his brow -- Thank God, he stole the handle and The train won't stop going -- No way to slow down. He sees his children jumping off At the stations -- one by one. His woman and his best friend -- In bed and having fun. He's crawling down the corridor On his hands and knees -- Old Charlie stole the handle and The train won't stop going -- No way to slow down. He hears the silence howling -- Catches angels as they fall. And the all-time winner Has got him by the balls. He picks up Gideon's Bible -- Open at page one -- God stole the handle and The train won't stop going -- No way to slow down.
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    @douche nozzles yet again????
    Princess cards she sends me with her regards Barroom eyes shine vacancy, to see her you gotta look hard Wounded deep in battle, I stand stuffed like some soldier undaunted To her Cheshire smile, I'll stand on file, she's all I ever wanted But you let your blue walls get in the way of these facts Honey, get your carpetbaggers off my back You wouldn't even give me time to cover my tracks You said, "Here's your mirror and your ball and jacks" But they're not what I came for, and I'm sure you see that too [CHORUS] I came for you, for you, I came for you But you did not need my urgency I came for you, for you, I came for you But your life was one long emergency And your cloud line urges me And my electric surges free Crawl into my ambulance, your pulse is getting weak Reveal yourself all now to me, girl, while you've got the strength to speak 'Cause they're waiting for you at Bellevue with their oxygen masks But I could give it all to you now, if only you could ask And don't call for your surgeon, even he says it's too late It's not your lungs this time, it's your heart that holds your fate Don't give me my money, honey, I don't want it back You and your pony face and your Union Jack Well, take your local joker and teach him how to act I swear I was never that way, even when I really cracked Didn't you think I knew that you were born with the power of a locomotive Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? And your Chelsea suicide with no apparent motive You could laugh and cry in a single sound And your strength is devastating in the face of all these odds Remember how I kept you waiting when it was my turn to be the god? You were not quite half so proud when I found you broken on the beach Remember how I poured salt on your tongue and hung just out of reach And the band, they played the homecoming theme as I caressed your cheek That ragged, jagged melody, she still clings to me like a leech But that medal you wore on your chest always got in the way Like a little girl with a trophy so soft to buy her way We were both hitchhikers but you had your ear tuned to the roar Of some metal-tempered engine on an alien, distant shore So you left to find a better reason than the one we were living for And it's not that nursery mouth that I came back for It's not the way you're stretched out on the floor 'Cause I've broken all your windows and I've rammed through all your doors And who am I to ask you to lick my sores? And you should know that's true Let's get done being douchey? K????
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    Im so glad admin is OK with the term douche nozzle... I dont like being censored. my sister who incidentally is also named Holly(step sister) used to think in the song blinded by the light that they were saying "wrapped up like a douche" and wouldn't listen to the song. Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Madman drummer bummers Indians in the summer With a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps His way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder Feeling kinda older I tripped a merry-go-round With this very unpleasing Sneezing and wheezing The calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground [Chorus:] But she was blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Some silicone sister With her manager mister Told me I got what it takes She said, I'll turn you on sonny to something strong Play the song with the funky break And go-kart Mozart Was checking out the weather chart To see if it was safe outside And little Early Pearly Came by in his curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride Asked me if I needed a ride [Chorus:] ‘Cause she was blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. She got down but she never got tight She's gonna make it to the night She's gonna make it through the night But mama, that's where the fun is But mama, that's where the fun is [Solo] Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun But mama, that's where the fun is Some brimstone baritone Anticyclone rolling stone Preacher from the east Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone. Hit it in its funny bone. That's where they expect it least." And some new mown chaperone Was standing in the corner Watching the young girls dance And some fresh-sown moonstone Was messing with his frozen zone Reminding him of romance The calliope crashed to the ground But she was blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat) Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (With a boulder on my shoulder feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground) Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (And now Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand And some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers daddy's within earshot save the buckshot turn up the band.) Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (Some silicone sister with her manager mister told me I got what it takes She said I'll turn you on sonny to something strong) She got down but she never got tired, She's gonna make it through the night.
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    Sarge, take your protein pills and put your helmet on...strap in! Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Tom Commencing countdown, engines on Check ignition and may God's love be with you Spoken: Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Lift-off This is Ground Control to Major Tom You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most the peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here Am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!) Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear.... Here am I floating 'round my tin can Far above the Moon Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do
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    Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey Mother Earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad Hey Mother Earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea 'round and around and around and around Is just a lot of lunacy (Yeah!) 'round and around and around and around and around (So bring me back down) 'round and around and around and around and around Safe on the ground Hey Mother Earth Better bring me back down Safely to the sea But around and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me, yeah You know I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Say, hey, you Mother Earth You better bring me back down I've taken just as much as I can But around and around and around and around Is the problem of a spaceman
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    Water under bridges..... You were there, I was there, Walton was there...we all were there!!!!!! we don't need no stinkin' douche nozzles!!!!!
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    @Mr. Kotter!!!!! Oooooo oooooo!!!!
    Just to be clear....Ellie Mae is the Space Captain....me n Sarge are just enjoying the ride......shotgun for now.....Right Sarge? The dude abides, the dude abides......
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    Do you guys know that douche nozzle was at the shows? He fancies himself a huge deadhead... probably went to the shows in his Range Rover with an eternally fat wad... likely was in a box at the top last weekend. However Bill Murray may have cancelled out his presence Damn, Bill Murray!!!
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    OMG dude...chills :-) Hoo-ray for you and your son. Thank you for sharing.
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I've never figured out what "you can tripe my shorts" mean. Maybe it just sounded cool..which it still does
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And I don't dig torts?.. WTF is that......who writes this stuff? But I was buffaloed in Buffalo and entertained in Houston..... New York New Yawk....you gotta choose one...... Just try my guacamole baby.....!!!!! It's actually very good..... Recipe free to all who ask in Chicago...... It's a hype face boogie..... Look Out!!!
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tasteofhome.com/recipes/black-forest-chocolate-torte passing wave y'all - buried in the mines (mainly, where I spend my time.)
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spent last night in the mine....it blows.....that's where I spend my time as well.... Make sure your flashlight has fresh batteries, gets mighty dark.... Back in the day worked 36 hours on 12 hours off month at a time .. ...but the Ramones helped..... Helped me make it through the night.... Thanks for the recipe..... I dig torts, just not the lyric...but it kinda flows......and I miss Lowell too. 20 20 24 hours to go.....I wanna be sedated.....no where to go no way to go home..... I wanna be sedated..... Say hi to sleepy, sneezy, dopey, happy and bashful.....missing a few but doc is in the house...unfortunately but necessarily.... The sun will come out tomorrow.....
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joey ramone vs kris kristofferson my $$ woulda been on joey, but... you know.
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Can't speak for Kris, never met the man......but grew up in Queens, had beers with Joey and their second drummer Marky Bell aka Ramone at CBGB after Tommy left....low maintenance....and chill....did not take themselves seriously at all. In my mind there is no cage match Katniss.... All Gods children sing in the choir, some sing low and some sing higher.... Let's all beat on the brat with a baseball bat with Sunday morning coming down..... I miss Joey, Johnny and Tommy beddie bye Boze time here..... It's a Blitzkrieg Bop....
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it's blocking June and July. Even Joey Ramone would agree.
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oh, thou of a soul gentler and kinder than mine, sleep well.
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Even if the pretty b*tch does have me dragging flats of plants in & out the damn garage. I'm patient for July; I love Spring with her lilacs, sugar-magnolias, green-grass perfume and a driveway overflowing with the spoils of one's greenhouse hunts. Life's too short to wish it away.
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when you put it that way...
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it so close yet so far away , sitting here hoping to hear that GDTS will gives us a little info that they are mailing tickets out. Does anyone know when we might see them or find out?
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Another Wednesday.... Another cup of coffee for the road.... Following last nights thread after I left, I CAN wait for July.... Don't get me wrong, not that I don't wanna be there but I'm not wishing my days away.... .....there were days, there were days.....and there were days between.... Blossoms blooming, Heads all empty and I don't care.... Guess I'll stay right here, cuz these are the Good Old Days...... Carpe Diem kids....get humping....
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Humping pants on.. Ready for a Finneas Fogg redux Around the world in 80 shows . Tail wind's a blowin. Not all who wander are lost.
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Makes a good beat, like a Swiss watch, but where does the time go? 5 weeks, 3 days, 14 hours to go until the show in Santa Clara. 6 weeks, 2 days, 12 hours to go until the show in Chicago! I miss Jerry!
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Taking a break from some heavy humping to say.... Disaffectedly.... I know.....
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I havent checked recently. Last communication was it would be just before the shows. I infer mid June but don't take that as gospel.
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I was told June 10th or thereabouts by GDTSTOO in early March shortly after the TM debacle...they "wanted people to have tickets in hand by mid June" but it's all assumption until one of us gets them
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I'd expect them to send out SC tickets first. But then again ticketing hasn't gone exactly as expected so far...
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Roadking, you're animating! Nice job (I'm still stuck not being able to move and it's getting uncomfortable, leg is cramping up) Klangstone bobblehead? Man, I gotta get me one of those. Happy Wed. all!
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If something comes up or someone cancels or changes plans, please keep me in mind for early Sunday Kimock show (HOB) or Sunday brunch with the Grisman sextet. Thanks 'dreamers!
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Mr. Mayor maybe you need an oil can. Last I saw tin man had it... BTW you do a fine job of Mayoring on ba Dus..... Next stop....Petticoat Junction! Hi Ho Silver....Away!
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open the door and brush off a seat, coffee would be nice, I got my tickets! Not in hand of course, but secured, and I get to see the stage!!!WooooHooo it's hump day
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Glad you flagged me down...coffee is on...ask Uncle Joe to move over...you can scooch in between Betty Jo and Billy Jo....they are enjoying the ride...watch out for Arnold Ziffel he took a shine to Millers horse...next stop Green Acres...they say it's the place to be...
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is the life for me, hope Arnold isn't making his usual mess, he's a friggin pig, where was the last stop, Petticoat Junction? Pull over by the utility pole, gotta make a call
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After the utility pole...gotta make a stop at the General store for some feed n munchies.... Got Reese's Oreos on the list....
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Eb's on the phone again talkin to Ralph and Alph, ah well lets roll before that durned Mr Haney shows up
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This just in! Harvey Schmidlapp was nominated by Oliver Wendell Douglas and his beautiful but ever so spoiled wife Lisa to challenge Mayor Klangstone for his seat in Daydreamer Land government.... results at 11.....
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Hank Patterson is challenging as an independent....Newt Kiley is his campain manager.
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Mayor Klangstone needs to release all his e-mails to the public and give full-disclosure of shady dealings at the Klangstone Foundation. We never have heard anymore about the 75 missing tickets.
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Don't forget all of his dirty laundry....in the back of the bus.... Hear Klang got busted once in Mayberry by Sheriff Andy Taylor......Guess he had contract to put a hit on Gomer, but Goober ratted him out..... Welcome back James... Kiss the horse for me....
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and Otis are drinking buddies...
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feet stomping time , get the grooove on baby , I need that old time music with just a lot of soul
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Gonna put on my hot pants.... And promenade down funky Broadway Til the cows come home.... Ooooh she give me Moonshine Whiskey.... But I'm not the Mayor....and that's Otis.... Lovin' me some Van the man.....
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As Mayor I have only one request from you. Don't wear the hot pants. They didn't go over so well last time. Mr. Haney's ex got just a little bit too excited and the town meeting REALLY got out of hand as a result. We don't want that again, so please...no hot pants. Another election already???? Man time is accelerating at an alarming rate...
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If you want my vote Mr. Mayor....??? Allow your constituents to let our freak flags fly.... And the politicians throwing stones..... Singing ashes ashes, All fall down...... All fall down..... For what it's worth..... Stop, hey, what's that sound..... Shameless Buffalo Springfield reference..... night peeps.....early day in the mines tomorrow.... my brain hurts.....
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Coffee is on..... Hopping off the bus for a few days.... got on my sailing shoes.... be back next week....God willing and the creek don't rise.... We are riding on cruise control...... Make today count.... Safe Memorial Day weekend to all! Carpe Diem kids.....
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5 weeks, 2 days, 14 hours to go to the west coast show! 6 weeks, 1 day, 12 hours to go to the show in Chicago! Hot Pants, Hot Cakes, Hot Coffee, and Hot Damn! Call Mr Haney, Sam Drucker, Eb, and Tennessee Jed! There's some beatnik from the big city playing banjo at the general store. Grab the 'shine, we're having a purty!
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Morning Kyle....how u Bee? Yesterday traded the humping pants for some Hot Pants.... Keep the coffee flowing on ba dus Just ran into Ms. Hathaway at the bank... She dumped Mr. Drysdale.... Gonna lay around the shanty Mama...and get a good buzz on... Come and listen to my story bout a man named Jed.....
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I heard on the news that Mayor Klangstone is supporting legislation making Bumble Bee colored hot pants, tin foil hats, and Sunshine Daydreamer t-shirts the official uniform. He's gone mad.
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Get some buzzin' Zubaz hotpants for your trusty steed.... Hi Ho Silver, Away! Still waiting for results of the election..... Went down to the wire..... Heard Slick Willie Clinton was a last minute write in candidate.... Hope he brings his sax..... btw....while I'm gone, Monica Lewinsky agreed to take the wheel..... She promised she'd keep my seat warm.....
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....thanks for the public service announcement....a good day to you sir....
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that is not the wheel Monica is after, thought you were hitched buddy
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I ain't on ba dus..... I got me some wings..... And I'll get up and fly away..... Gonna get me some Chowdah and Lobstah......hear it's wicked awesome..... Just a warning for our peeps..... but if Slick Willie becomes our Mayor..... no worries..... Cuz he got the driving wheel.....
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no airline joe I hope, that's as bad as Labatt Maple