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    We don't need no stinkin room!!!!! Hot in..... So hot in herre..... So hot in..... [Nelly] I was like, good gracious ass bodacious Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know) Lookin for the right time to flash them keys Then um I'm leavin, please believin Me and the rest of my heathens Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin I need you to get up up on the dance floor Give that man what he askin for Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use [Hook x2] (I said) Its gettin hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off [Nelly] Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint VOKAL tanktop, on at this point Your with a winner so baby you cant loose I got secrets cant leave Cancun So take it off like your home alone You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend, like "girl I think my butt gettin big" [Hook x2] (Nelly hang all out) Mix a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) Give a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (Nelly hang all out) With a little bit a ah, ah And a sprinkle a that ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) I like it when ya ah, ah Girl, Baby make it ah, ah [Nelly] Stop placin, time wastin I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement (What?) I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh) Unless you gon' do it Extra, extra eh, spread the news Nelly took a trip from the Lunner to Neptune Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms [Hook x4] (Nelly hang all out) Mix a little bit of ah, ah With a little bit of ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) Give a little bit of ah, ah With a little bit of ah, ah (Nelly hang all out) With a little bit of ah, ah And a sprinkle of that ah, ah (Nelly just fall out) I like it when ya ah, ah Girl, Baby make it ah, ah TGIF...and its 5 o'clock somewhere....
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    OOOH turn it up Sarge, thats my Jam I came for you! Didn't you think I knew that you were born with the power of a locomotive. Hit it Sarge! In the shuffling madness Of the locomotive breath, Runs the all-time loser, Headlong to his death. He feels the piston scraping -- Steam breaking on his brow -- Thank God, he stole the handle and The train won't stop going -- No way to slow down. He sees his children jumping off At the stations -- one by one. His woman and his best friend -- In bed and having fun. He's crawling down the corridor On his hands and knees -- Old Charlie stole the handle and The train won't stop going -- No way to slow down. He hears the silence howling -- Catches angels as they fall. And the all-time winner Has got him by the balls. He picks up Gideon's Bible -- Open at page one -- God stole the handle and The train won't stop going -- No way to slow down.
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    Princess cards she sends me with her regards Barroom eyes shine vacancy, to see her you gotta look hard Wounded deep in battle, I stand stuffed like some soldier undaunted To her Cheshire smile, I'll stand on file, she's all I ever wanted But you let your blue walls get in the way of these facts Honey, get your carpetbaggers off my back You wouldn't even give me time to cover my tracks You said, "Here's your mirror and your ball and jacks" But they're not what I came for, and I'm sure you see that too [CHORUS] I came for you, for you, I came for you But you did not need my urgency I came for you, for you, I came for you But your life was one long emergency And your cloud line urges me And my electric surges free Crawl into my ambulance, your pulse is getting weak Reveal yourself all now to me, girl, while you've got the strength to speak 'Cause they're waiting for you at Bellevue with their oxygen masks But I could give it all to you now, if only you could ask And don't call for your surgeon, even he says it's too late It's not your lungs this time, it's your heart that holds your fate Don't give me my money, honey, I don't want it back You and your pony face and your Union Jack Well, take your local joker and teach him how to act I swear I was never that way, even when I really cracked Didn't you think I knew that you were born with the power of a locomotive Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? And your Chelsea suicide with no apparent motive You could laugh and cry in a single sound And your strength is devastating in the face of all these odds Remember how I kept you waiting when it was my turn to be the god? You were not quite half so proud when I found you broken on the beach Remember how I poured salt on your tongue and hung just out of reach And the band, they played the homecoming theme as I caressed your cheek That ragged, jagged melody, she still clings to me like a leech But that medal you wore on your chest always got in the way Like a little girl with a trophy so soft to buy her way We were both hitchhikers but you had your ear tuned to the roar Of some metal-tempered engine on an alien, distant shore So you left to find a better reason than the one we were living for And it's not that nursery mouth that I came back for It's not the way you're stretched out on the floor 'Cause I've broken all your windows and I've rammed through all your doors And who am I to ask you to lick my sores? And you should know that's true Let's get done being douchey? K????
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    Im so glad admin is OK with the term douche nozzle... I dont like being censored. my sister who incidentally is also named Holly(step sister) used to think in the song blinded by the light that they were saying "wrapped up like a douche" and wouldn't listen to the song. Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Madman drummer bummers Indians in the summer With a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps His way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder Feeling kinda older I tripped a merry-go-round With this very unpleasing Sneezing and wheezing The calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground [Chorus:] But she was blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Some silicone sister With her manager mister Told me I got what it takes She said, I'll turn you on sonny to something strong Play the song with the funky break And go-kart Mozart Was checking out the weather chart To see if it was safe outside And little Early Pearly Came by in his curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride Asked me if I needed a ride [Chorus:] ‘Cause she was blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. She got down but she never got tight She's gonna make it to the night She's gonna make it through the night But mama, that's where the fun is But mama, that's where the fun is [Solo] Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun But mama, that's where the fun is Some brimstone baritone Anticyclone rolling stone Preacher from the east Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone. Hit it in its funny bone. That's where they expect it least." And some new mown chaperone Was standing in the corner Watching the young girls dance And some fresh-sown moonstone Was messing with his frozen zone Reminding him of romance The calliope crashed to the ground But she was blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat) Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (With a boulder on my shoulder feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground) Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (And now Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand And some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers daddy's within earshot save the buckshot turn up the band.) Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night. (Some silicone sister with her manager mister told me I got what it takes She said I'll turn you on sonny to something strong) She got down but she never got tired, She's gonna make it through the night.
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    Sarge, take your protein pills and put your helmet on...strap in! Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Tom Commencing countdown, engines on Check ignition and may God's love be with you Spoken: Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Lift-off This is Ground Control to Major Tom You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most the peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here Am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!) Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear.... Here am I floating 'round my tin can Far above the Moon Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do
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    Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey Mother Earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad Hey Mother Earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea 'round and around and around and around Is just a lot of lunacy (Yeah!) 'round and around and around and around and around (So bring me back down) 'round and around and around and around and around Safe on the ground Hey Mother Earth Better bring me back down Safely to the sea But around and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me, yeah You know I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Say, hey, you Mother Earth You better bring me back down I've taken just as much as I can But around and around and around and around Is the problem of a spaceman
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    Water under bridges..... You were there, I was there, Walton was there...we all were there!!!!!! we don't need no stinkin' douche nozzles!!!!!
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    Just to be clear....Ellie Mae is the Space Captain....me n Sarge are just enjoying the ride......shotgun for now.....Right Sarge? The dude abides, the dude abides......
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    Do you guys know that douche nozzle was at the shows? He fancies himself a huge deadhead... probably went to the shows in his Range Rover with an eternally fat wad... likely was in a box at the top last weekend. However Bill Murray may have cancelled out his presence Damn, Bill Murray!!!
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    OMG dude...chills :-) Hoo-ray for you and your son. Thank you for sharing.
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done ego tripping at the gates of hell...daddy's been working that midnight shift.... peace
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Totes, I was listening to that song on repeat yesterday!!! The less we say about it the better we'll make it up as we go along!
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If you go down to the woods todayYou're sure of a big surprise If you go down to the woods today You better go in disguise For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain because Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic Every teddy bear who's been good Is sure of a treat today There's lots of marvelous things to eat And wonderful games to play Beneath the trees, where nobody sees They'll hide and seek as long as they please 'Cause that's the way the teddy bears have their picnic Picnic time for teddy bears The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today Watch them, catch them unawares And see them picnic on their holiday See them gaily gad about They love, to play and shout, they never have any cares At six o'clock their mommies and daddies Will take them home to bed Because they're tired little teddy bears If you go down in the woods today You better not go alone It's lovely down in the woods today But safer to stay at home For every bear that ever there was Will gather there together because Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic
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...it's a guitarists worst nightmare. Being stuck on bass, because no one else would do it. There are a plethora of bassist jokes out there, but I can't think of a single note... :-)
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Love that album, very psychedelic! You're so very lonely, your 2000 light years from home.
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Crossed the line Mr. Mayor...k you're out and Wolfgang aka Scottsomoxoa is in....had your chance... I get backstage and get to see who's body is really a wonderland... Sleep is overrated....and I'm running on fumes.....
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Get some rest rgr, for you are entering the Gates of Delirium (i.e. the SD thread) Or in this case maybe you are exiting, sometimes it's hard to tell whether we are coming or going.
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Summer's here, I'm for that. Got my rubber sandals, got my straw hat.Got my cold beer, I'm just glad that I'm here. Summer's here, that suits me fine. It may rain today but I don't mind. It's my favorite time of the year and I'm glad that I'm here. Old man wintertime, he goes so slow. It's ten degrees below, you know. You can take your ice and snow and let my balmy breezes blow. Yeah, the water's cold but I've been in. Baby, lose the laundry and jump on in. I mean all God's children got skin and it's summer again. Old man wintertime, he goes so slow. It's ten degrees below, you know. You can take your ice and snow and let my balmy breezes blow. Summer's here, I'm for that. Got my rubber sandals, got my straw hat. Drinking cold beer, man, I'm just glad that I'm here. It's my favorite time of the year and I'm glad that I'm here, yeah. And me n Warren....we will sleep when we're dead....
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If you are in the area, tonight Seldom Scene, tomorrow night Peter Rowan, good times for all.
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The Northern lights visible here tonight....in da Buff.... The northern lights are in my mind They guide me back to you The northern lights are in my eyes They guide me back to you Desination outward bound I turn to see the northern lights behind the wing Horizons seem to beckon me Learned how to cry too young So now I live to sing The northern lights are in my mind They guide me back to you Horizons seem to beckon me Learned how to cry too young So now I live to sing Though it's hard away from you Travelling roads and just passing through It's not for money and it's not for fame I just can't explain, sometimes it's lonely Marking the space between the days Early hours pass away I sing to you of northern lights I sing for you of northern nights Past or future, here or there Shelter comes in words from you, so talk to me I hear your voice, it comforts me In morning dreams I take your hand You walk with me The northern lights are in my mind They guide me back to you Peace enfolds the still night air Home again I look for you and find you there Desintation homeward now Take the easy way, bring me down Making the hard way now I see Hard to be really free, I'm missing you near me Marking the space between the days Early hours pass away I sing to you of northern lights I sing for you of northern nights The northern lights are in my mind They guide me back to you The northern nights are in my eyes They guide me back to you
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YAY!Super excited! Matt and I got a miracle for the fourth of July!!! We'll be in the nosebleeds but we don't care! Soldier Field here we come!
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Congrats to you 2!
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congratulations to you n Matt.......and be ready for a real good time.... Hope you like deep dish pizza and Reese's Oreos?...or Smoreos? If not just roll yer own....
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It hasn't fully sunk in yet...I'm still a little dumbstruck. I've never gotten a better call at work than this news. Now I'll never be able to sleep until Chicago! MIRACLE for my first Dead show, how cool.
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I know.... Now go celebrate.... I'm getting ready for a night in the mines.... Hi ho...Hi ho....
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I'm kicking it off with a new copy of Dick's vol 29picked this up used but it looks like new fat sleeve and all.
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For the summertime blues... Coffee is on.... Let's all sing.... There's a party goin' on right here A celebration to last throughout the years So bring your good times And your laughter too We gonna celebrate your party with you Come on now (Celebration) Let's all celebrate and have a good time (Celebration) We gonna celebrate and have a good time It's time to come together It's up to you What's your pleasure Everyone around the world Come on
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good morning to you all , just wanting to say I awoke this morning think where has the time gone. When I first heard of ftw I had to go some way some how. I fretted that I would not get tickets I sat and waited for an email but none came . My friend got one and I still had not. Late before bed I check for one last time , nothing , disappointed I laid in bed. At 5 am I checked again and there it was the miracle .I found a bus to ride with a bunch of merry pranksters drinking coffee , herding cats , polishing rails , and singing songs .We had nothing to eat but the talk of pie , cookies , and deep dish pizza . It been fun on this bus but I been informed we need to park it for a couple days refuel , and stretch are legs . Then on to chitown , may each of you enjoy the stop over , dance till you drop , and smile to your face hurts .Don't worry we will get this bus back on the road and in to town if the creek don't rise and gob is willing . Our driver is the best , and when he busy we have many capable pranksters on board to take the wheel and keep on trucking
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now on K DED going out to all of the fantastic folks on dis dere dus... A lost little kid named Frank and the Mothers of Invention for your listening pleasure.... Hit it Sarge.... Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long Say oo-wee-oo-oo Oo-wee-oo-oo You can say that! Oo-wee-oo-oo One more time! Oo-wee-oo-oo Oh, well Ride my... Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long On board! Oo-wee-oo-oo The plane is leaving soon Oo-wee-oo-oo You must be on board for the ticket Oo-wee-oo-oo Will that be an isle or a window? Ride my... Ride my face Ride my face Ride my face Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long Say oo-wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-wee Oo-wee-oo-oo Oo-wee-wee-oo-wee-wee-oo-wee-wee Oo-wee-oo-oo Tell 'em what they're winning, aha! Oo-wee-oo-oo Ride my... Ride my face Ride my face Barking fishermen Ride my face Ride my face Fishermen Ride my face Ride my face Ride my face Ride by! You know it's gonna get stranger.... All aboard!
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$30 per show...wow, not cheap Time Warner has it as well
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I dont want to cause no fussbut can I ride your magic bus? I want it I want it I want it I want it.... Also, Anybody missin a little kid named Frank?
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...you caaaaaaaaan't have it
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Roll upRoll up for the mystery tour Zappa: not for unstrange Steve: you are the King of the Road It's OK because... ...summer's here, the time is right for dancin' in the street dancin'...d-d-dancin' in the street!
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Flight of the seabirdsScattered like lost words, Wield to the storm and fly. Fare thee well now, let your life proceed by it's own design. Nothing to tell now, let the words be yours, I'm done with mine. Fare thee well now, let your life proceed by it's own design. Nothing to tell now, let the words be yours, I'm done with mine.
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Who's drivin this thang? There's a big bump in the road coming up. Steer clear! Steer, clear?
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Glad your on board this magic bus Holly....Mr. Mayor...Stanley's at the wheel..... I'm trying to figure out who flew out the back window on that last turn..... Hey lead foot....settle down easy..... thanks Stanley.... and now on K DED a little caffeinated aural and oral pleasure.....cigarettes and coffee.... Waitress....pour me another cup...for it is the best in the land.....Sarge put a nickel in the juke box and play me some Otis.... It's early in the morning About a quarter till three I'm sittin' here talkin' with my baby Over cigarettes and coffee, now And to tell you that Darling I've been so satisfied Honey since I met you Baby since I met you, ooh All the places that I've been around And all the good looking girls I've met They just don't seem to fit in Knowing this particularly sad, yeah But it seemed so natural, darling That you and I are here Just talking over cigarettes and drinking coffee, ooh now And whole my heart cries out Love at last I've found you, ooh now And honey won't you let me Just be my whole life around you And while I complete, I complete my whole life would be, yeah If you would take things under consideration And walk down this hour with me And I would love it, yeah People I say it's so early in the morning Oh, it's a quarter till three We're sittin' here talkin' Over cigarettes and drinking coffee, now, lord And I'll like to show you, well I've known nothing but good old joy Since I met you, darling Honey since I've met you, baby yeah I would love to have another drink of coffee, now And please, darling, help me smoke this one more cigarette, now I don't want no cream and sugar Cause I've got you, now darling But just let me enjoy Help me to enjoy This good time that we'll have, baby It's so early, so early in the morning So early, so early in the morning And I've got you And you've got me And we'll have each other And we don't, we don't want nothing but joy, y'all Nothing but joy
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of course they have to play it but when??? And will they play it every night? Will they play any song every night? What songs will they leave out? Oh we shall see!!!!!
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Wow, you really are excited.... Have a cup of joe.....and smoke 'em if ya got 'em....
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Glad to be on board and ready to travel come what may! Good tunes as always here on KDED. Coffee and cigarettes go together like peas and carrots Too bad cigs cause cancer though, had to quit but actually still miss it sometimes. Have you seen the movie coffee and cigarettes? Damn Bill Murray!!!!
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Yes I did indeed, and Bill Murray rocks.... Very good at what he does....still prefer what about Bob..... 2 kinds of people in the world, those that love Neil Diamond and those that hate him.... I love Neil Diamond....but I still miss Jerry..... and the acceptable and customary response here at Deadheads Anonymous is?
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I'm currently on my third cup.... At work till quittin time/back office kind of day If you dont like my fire then dont come around cause I'm gonna burn one down!
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I like you kid... You got spunk....I like spunk.... Btw, you may be taking the wheel here in awhile.... Stanley's been up all night and needs a cat nap.... And I'm still doing a head count trying to figure out who we lost back there....
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I know. I miss Jerry too! But we're gonna see Bob and the gang!
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Holly was a race car driver.... I drive like I'm from St. Louis, dont know if you've ever heard about us but....Show Me the Gas!!!!!
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A quick learn....like that too.... now on the Commander Cody show a little ditty to cut a rug..... Sarge, on three.... Get out of my way, you small town clown This country boy has come to town With a stolen car I went to Omaha I'm doing my best to stay away from the law But when they finally caught me, here's what they done Threw me in jail for having too much fun Too much fun, that's news to me Too much fun, there must be A whole lotta things that I never done But I ain't never had too much fun She was only seventeen, she was new to L.A. And I was more than willing to show her the way We cruised up Sunset and back down Vine I liked hers and she liked mine But when her daddy caught me, he said look here son You're going to jail for having too much fun Get out of my way, you small town hicks This country boy is out for kicks Stole a car, drove to Kalamazoo I met a gal, she was ugly too When they finally caught me, here's what they done Jail... too much fun Every story's got a moral and mine does too It ain't nobody's business whatever you do All of us got weird notions of time The Lord only knows that I sure got mine I'm public enemy number one All because I wanna have too much fun Oh my....Holly at the wheel.....take it sister.... You know this space is getting hot!
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Well they arrested me and put me in jailand I called my pappy to make my bail and he said Holly, you're gonna drive me to Drinkin if you dont stop drivin that HOT ROD LINCOLN!
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SSIA.... I'm goin out back a second.... Stella, move them feet....thanks... I'm sittin alone, Saturday night, watching the Late Late Show A bottle of wine, some cigarettes, I got no place to go Well, I saw your other man today, he was wearing my brand new shoes And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too Well, I met my old friend Bob today from up in Bowling Green He had the prettiest little gal that I'd ever seen But I couldn't hide my tears at all 'cause she looked just like you And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too Now everybody tells me there's other ways to get high They don't seem to understand, I'm too far gone to try Now these lonely memories, they're all I can't lose And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too Well, my dog died just yesterday and left me all alone The finance company dropped by today and repossessed my home That's just a drop in the bucket compared to losing you And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too Got the down to seeds and stems again blues
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Bob teaches us all we need to know about ourselves..."the simplest way to put it is, I have problems..." That whole movie is everything. I'm going to put my headphones on and watch it from the back here, is that okay? It's a bed coffee kind of morning anyway. One of my mothers went on a trek in Nepal and every morning the sherpas would bring her Bed Tea. BED TEA! Is that not the best? I tried to be good and was a tea-in-the-morning kind of gal for a lot of years. I will be again sometime, when the first outside-task of the day is working in the garden... until then, java in my cup! I like the feeling back here anyhow. Holly at the wheel. Sarge keeping an eye out for bumps. Everyone else singing, mumbling, or snoring away. Perfect way to step into the day. Bed Coffee.
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Hey morning Stellz..... Philz on my doorstep....should have a pot of Silken Splendor on soon.... Hit it Pupper.... She keeps Moët et Chandon In her pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake,' she says Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy For Kruschev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't decline Caviar and cigarettes Well versed in etiquette Extraordinarily nice She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Wanna try? To avoid complications She never kept the same address In conversation She spoke just like a baroness Met a man from China Went down to Geisha Minah Then again incidentally If you're that way inclined Perfume came naturally from Paris For cars she couldn't care less Fastidious and precise She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a pussy cat Then momentarily out of action Temporarily out of gas To absolutely drive you wild, wild.. She's all out to get you She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Wanna try? You wanna try...
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for Commander Cody. I'll bet at least 88% of us know what that's like. Every last thing... but these are better days. We have a place to be and Holly is gonna get us there. Uncle Rrrgrrr, did you figure out who bounced out the back? Maybe it was just that extra luggage we don't need no how - Bobloblaw's gonna teach us all how to travel light. Best for us, gas mileage, running from windows and this gorgeous planet. Be the light. But give me coffee first. <3
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Congrats liketohike.....gonna have us a real good time...... And Queen Jane....looks like it was Stanley.....sooooo tired after driving all night....asleep at the wheel....on Route 66.... .nodded off and out the rear window she flew....sorry Katniss....Pupper brought him back....he's catatonic for the moment...but I got meds for dat.....
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Goin hundred miles per hour With your radio on! with your radio on! Road runner road runner
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speechless again..... feels like I'm on the 3:10 to Yuma..... you are a worthy dus briver.... Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun Took a shot of cocaine and away I run Made a good run but I run too slow They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico Late in the hot joints takin' the pills In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown You're the dirty heck that shot your woman down Said yes, oh yes my name is Willy Lee If you've got a warrant just a-read it to me Shot her down because she made me slow I thought I was her daddy but she had five more When I was arrested I was dressed in black They put me on a train and they took me back Had no friend for to go my bail They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail Early next mornin' bout a half past nine I spied the sheriff coming down the line Up then he coughed as he cleared his throat He said, "Come on you dirty heck into that district court" Into the courtroom my trial began Where I was handled by twelve honest men Just before the jury started out I saw that little judge commence to look about In about five minutes in walked the man Holding the verdict in his right hand The verdict read in the first degree I hollered, "Lawdy Lawdy, have mercy on me" The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen 99 years in the Folsom pen 99 years underneath that ground I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down Come on you've gotta listen unto me Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be
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Bang bang he shot me down bang bang I hit the ground Bang Bang That mournful sound Bang Bang My baby shot me down.
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Be on my side,I'll be on your side, baby There is no reason for you to hide It's so hard for me staying here all alone When you could be taking me for a ride. Yeah, she could drag me over the rainbow, send me away Down by the river I shot my baby Down by the river, Dead, oh, shot her dead. You take my hand, I'll take your hand Together we may get away This much madness is too much sorrow It's impossible to make it today. Yeah, she could drag me over the rainbow, send me away Down by the river I shot my baby Down by the river, Dead, oh, shot her dead. Be on my side, I'll be on your side, baby There is no reason for you to hide It's so hard for me staying here all alone When you could be taking me for a ride. Yeah, she could drag me over the rainbow, send me away Down by the river I shot my baby Down by the river, Dead, oh, shot her dead.
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Had to step off the bus to give another donation to the common cause... Let's see $1300 tix, $3000 hotel $470 airfare $1000 pizza n stuff....$70 in Oreos....Reese's, Smoreos, plain...and you know who you are ;-) $300 liquor n sundries $79 for webcast.....$200 blu Ray n cd package and $30,000 in coffee..... Bankruptcy is Priceless..... Pupper hit $$$$ I got a little change in my pocket goin' jing-a-ling-a-ling Wants to call you on the telephone baby, a-give you a ring But each time we talk, I get the same old thing Always no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' ring My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself B-B-B-baby baby baby why you wan' treat me this way You know I'm still your lover boy I still feel the same way That's when she told me a story, 'bout free milk and a cow And said no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' vow My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself (Go man go) Hold it here See I wanted her real bad, and I was about to give in But that's when she started talking about true love, Started talking about sin And I said, honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life, She said no hug-ee no kiss-ee until you make me your wife-a My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself Songwriters: BAIRD, DANIEL JOHN n rrrrrgrrrrrr I want royalties....
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Well, your CD collection looks shiny and costly. How much did you pay for your bad Moto Guzi? And how much did you spend on your black leather jacket? Is it you or your parents in this income tax bracket? Now tickets to concerts and drinking at clubs, Sometimes for music that you haven't even heard of. And how much did you pay for your rock'n'roll t-shirt That proves you were there, That you heard of them first? How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? Ah, tell me. How much did you pay for the chunk of his guitar, The one he ruthlessly smashed at the end of the show? And how much will he pay for a brand new guitar, One which he'll ruthlessly smash at the end of another show? And how long will the workers keep building him new ones? As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones. And how long will the workers keep building him new ones? As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones. Aging black leather and hospital bills, Tattoo removal and dozens of pills. Your liver pays dearly now for youthful magic moments, But rock on completely with some brand new components. How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're selling. Your self-destruction doesn't hurt them. Your chaos won't convert them. They're so happy to rebuild it. You'll never really kill it. Yeah, excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're selling. Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking, You're drinking, You're drinking what they're selling.