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  • Totem
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    Today's Countdown brought to you by....
    Unicorns and Dolphins! Don't worry about how long it is to the shows, we'll get there eventually if we just stop and just smell the cow patties. Peace and Love and Harmony and My Little Ponies. (actually the new My Little Ponies rocks! I watch it with my 4-year old everyday). P.S. The above is just a box of satirical humor. Believe it if you need it, if you don't just pass on sending a PM. P.S.S. Love will see you through, but laughter will get you here! P.S.S.S What would Jerry say?
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    Blended Baby Blue Bugs Blood Blotches, Chapter 4
    As it rained, the windshield wipers made a merry mess of our late friends, the Blue Bugs, and we rolled down the highways with the Blue Meanies on one side and Sargent Peppers on the other...tunes blasting out and we are all singing along...guess what? The rain washed off the bugs, the windshield cleared, the rain stopped, the skies parted and a rainbow appeared on the horizon. We had made it safely through yet another moment in time, magical as it was... The Moral my friends? If you are traveling down life's highways and something starts bugging you, and it gets thick, and you can't see through the haze, much like our Blended Baby Blue Bugs Blood Blotches did to us, just slow down, let it rain, continue on the journey and embrace it with song. Let the spirit of the adventure be greater than the blending of the blotches. Let the rain wash down and clear you thoughts as it cleared our windshield... Let that rain represent the love of friends and family; the raining down of good thoughts, prayers, chants and best wishes. Let the music wrap you like the arms of a lost friend or lover, and be soothed. For soon you will be through the swarm, you will see clearly once again with a rainbow in front, a majestic sunset painting the sky and peaceful breezes of a pleasant evening around you. Peace, best wishes to all...look! A Butterfly! g
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    I though the moral of the story was going to be avoid the bugs if you can, and if you can't, make sure you have extra windshield wiper fluid on the dus. You don't have Love Bugs where you live do you? lol! Watch out for those unicorns in the road! Put down the coffee and pass me one those Genny Screamers.....Vroooom.
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    Great story NEOGEO. You are a great storyteller! Happy Friday peeps! It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, bright Sunshiney Day... Expecting 105 degrees today here in paradise. Shine those sails and patch those rails, the circus is coming to town...
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    "Da Bugs" Epilogue
    ...never did get busted in that bus, and Brad and I haven't seen each other in decades...perhaps you have a like story, a happenstance you might relate too...perhaps you've driven the bus, ridden the bus, built the bus, or maybe almost got hit by da bus, This Dus has a cool and creative Briver, and He never seems to be concerned if you take the wheel. What brives us actually is you, and you, and me, and thou, and we are all in this together. The Blue Meanies may be TM, the bugs may be the flurry of emotions. We all have our ups and downs, and we all need a break once in awhile or a hug or a good word. You deserve a break as much as our friend smiling right over there with the whipped cream on his chin. Have another, Rich... And have a good day...
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    Nothin' left to do....
    but smile, Smile, SMILE !!!
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    "Da Bugs", Chapter 3
    It was about sunset just before twilight but after the hot sun had made it's trip across the southern sky, and we were rounding a curve not unlike that one rjrrrjrjrrr took at 80 plus where we all held on and sang Ripple together... Brad and I suddenly found ourselves in the swarm of a cloud of bugs, and they hit our windshield like so many spattering raindrops. Were we high? Hah! What do you think...two college kids in a cool vdub bus racing through the countryside on summer's eve? We slowed a bit and hit the windshield wipers a bit and that made a real mess of things. The bugs were blue. Blue Bugs..."They looked like little Baby Bugs", he said; I said Baby Blue Bugs" and that's what started it all: "Look at all the Baby Blue Bug Blotches" "Look, we're covered with Blended Baby Blue Bug Blotches" It started to rain, the windshield wipers were swishing back and forth, soon we had a windshield covered with what we termed forever and ever: "Blended Baby Blue Bugs Blood Blotches" Did we ever get a kick out of that. We sang that phrase every chance we got, as more bugs and rain and sloppy blue who-knows-what covered things, and a cloud of some type of smoke enveloped the bus. Singing, laughing and cutting up....all over a bunch of bugs...and that is the moral to this story friends...
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    "The Bugs", Chapter 2
    Turn down the music you over there...hi Rgrrrgrrr...may I continue? Great to see you here...this little snack has your name on it. Extra whipped cream on top and don't ask for a cherry cause we gave them to the squirrels cause they're cute. My story continues... "Let's paint da Bus!" he said...cool, i said..Rok Bagget was an artist, we could do a wrap around montage all running together, what will be the display. My Brother Steve pitched in to pencil out a design and away we went: "Let's be Sargent Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band" Cool. With the Sun rising in front, large as life band members on one side, the big long glove chasing Blue Meanies on the other side, and rainbows and butterflies on the back. We'll use the bright acrylics and do it up right. It'll be perfect for going back and forth to the University of Alabama down in Tuscaloosa. Better put a Jesus Saves bumper sticker on the back, just for insurance from being stopped by The Man. So we spent a creative weekend painting up Da Bus and had many an adventure traveling through the south in it. The story continues one spring weekend as we were making yet another journey from home to college in the righteously cool bus...
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    feels like a freaking funeral around here... It's just dead space thank you all from my heart for all the well wishes...you are all family... Grab some coffee...it's like this place goes to pot without a briver... If we don't get this jalopy movin soon, you all will be late for the shows! Sarge crank up the old juke box to 11...Puppers choice.... Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove. Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing, gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting. Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away. ....you are such a dog! Lazarus out....
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    Story time as we bounce along...."The Bugs", Chapter 1
    Good morning all. Rgrggrrr is taking a much needed break, the engine needs to cool, and the twins in back are getting restless. Before Rgrggrrr stepped off, he said I could tell you guys a story...well, he didn't say no, and matter of fact I didn't ask, but if I did, and he said yes, I could, but since i didn't and he didn't, he didn't actually say no, so that gives me a green light tell one anyway...This is entitled "The Bugs", so grab one of those croissants and the Java Joe and let's enjoy a bit of time together. Back in the Day as they say, in Northern Alabama, we had a grand time being newly minted hippies in a wild underground scene, running around trying to be cool and hip and bohemian all at the same time. It was the late 60's and early 70's, rock and roll was here to stay, Everything was happening allatonce. Long hair cropped up, tie-dye was being worn, and in the South, George Wallace and Lester Maddox were at odds with the new wave of more progressive thought. There were fabled stories of happenings out west and up north, little head-shops sprouting up here and there, it was scandalous and downright frightening to think about lighting up a dube in public. We were one false step away from a wrong turn and the law.Conservative society clashed with liberal youth, and the waning years of an unpopular war was still very real and present in everyone's mind. This Alabama boy was trying to sort it all out and hop on board the right bus...which way to turn, what to see, where to land; it was a time of turmoil, experimentation, joy and wonder for all of us who were coming of age at that time. In 1970 or so that bus took the shape of a brand spanking new Volkswagen camper bus, complete with a cool pop-up which belonged to my long haired red-head friend Brad. Just the vehicle we needed at the perfect time and place. In my family's driveway in Huntsville, in a nice middle class American subdivision, our story begins. I was 18 or 19 at the time, and Brad and I had a plan....
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done ego tripping at the gates of hell...daddy's been working that midnight shift.... peace
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Totes, I was listening to that song on repeat yesterday!!! The less we say about it the better we'll make it up as we go along!
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If you go down to the woods todayYou're sure of a big surprise If you go down to the woods today You better go in disguise For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain because Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic Every teddy bear who's been good Is sure of a treat today There's lots of marvelous things to eat And wonderful games to play Beneath the trees, where nobody sees They'll hide and seek as long as they please 'Cause that's the way the teddy bears have their picnic Picnic time for teddy bears The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today Watch them, catch them unawares And see them picnic on their holiday See them gaily gad about They love, to play and shout, they never have any cares At six o'clock their mommies and daddies Will take them home to bed Because they're tired little teddy bears If you go down in the woods today You better not go alone It's lovely down in the woods today But safer to stay at home For every bear that ever there was Will gather there together because Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic
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...it's a guitarists worst nightmare. Being stuck on bass, because no one else would do it. There are a plethora of bassist jokes out there, but I can't think of a single note... :-)
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Love that album, very psychedelic! You're so very lonely, your 2000 light years from home.
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Crossed the line Mr. Mayor...k you're out and Wolfgang aka Scottsomoxoa is in....had your chance... I get backstage and get to see who's body is really a wonderland... Sleep is overrated....and I'm running on fumes.....
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Get some rest rgr, for you are entering the Gates of Delirium (i.e. the SD thread) Or in this case maybe you are exiting, sometimes it's hard to tell whether we are coming or going.
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Summer's here, I'm for that. Got my rubber sandals, got my straw hat.Got my cold beer, I'm just glad that I'm here. Summer's here, that suits me fine. It may rain today but I don't mind. It's my favorite time of the year and I'm glad that I'm here. Old man wintertime, he goes so slow. It's ten degrees below, you know. You can take your ice and snow and let my balmy breezes blow. Yeah, the water's cold but I've been in. Baby, lose the laundry and jump on in. I mean all God's children got skin and it's summer again. Old man wintertime, he goes so slow. It's ten degrees below, you know. You can take your ice and snow and let my balmy breezes blow. Summer's here, I'm for that. Got my rubber sandals, got my straw hat. Drinking cold beer, man, I'm just glad that I'm here. It's my favorite time of the year and I'm glad that I'm here, yeah. And me n Warren....we will sleep when we're dead....
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If you are in the area, tonight Seldom Scene, tomorrow night Peter Rowan, good times for all.
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The Northern lights visible here tonight....in da Buff.... The northern lights are in my mind They guide me back to you The northern lights are in my eyes They guide me back to you Desination outward bound I turn to see the northern lights behind the wing Horizons seem to beckon me Learned how to cry too young So now I live to sing The northern lights are in my mind They guide me back to you Horizons seem to beckon me Learned how to cry too young So now I live to sing Though it's hard away from you Travelling roads and just passing through It's not for money and it's not for fame I just can't explain, sometimes it's lonely Marking the space between the days Early hours pass away I sing to you of northern lights I sing for you of northern nights Past or future, here or there Shelter comes in words from you, so talk to me I hear your voice, it comforts me In morning dreams I take your hand You walk with me The northern lights are in my mind They guide me back to you Peace enfolds the still night air Home again I look for you and find you there Desintation homeward now Take the easy way, bring me down Making the hard way now I see Hard to be really free, I'm missing you near me Marking the space between the days Early hours pass away I sing to you of northern lights I sing for you of northern nights The northern lights are in my mind They guide me back to you The northern nights are in my eyes They guide me back to you
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YAY!Super excited! Matt and I got a miracle for the fourth of July!!! We'll be in the nosebleeds but we don't care! Soldier Field here we come!
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Congrats to you 2!
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congratulations to you n Matt.......and be ready for a real good time.... Hope you like deep dish pizza and Reese's Oreos?...or Smoreos? If not just roll yer own....
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It hasn't fully sunk in yet...I'm still a little dumbstruck. I've never gotten a better call at work than this news. Now I'll never be able to sleep until Chicago! MIRACLE for my first Dead show, how cool.
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I know.... Now go celebrate.... I'm getting ready for a night in the mines.... Hi ho...Hi ho....
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I'm kicking it off with a new copy of Dick's vol 29picked this up used but it looks like new fat sleeve and all.
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For the summertime blues... Coffee is on.... Let's all sing.... There's a party goin' on right here A celebration to last throughout the years So bring your good times And your laughter too We gonna celebrate your party with you Come on now (Celebration) Let's all celebrate and have a good time (Celebration) We gonna celebrate and have a good time It's time to come together It's up to you What's your pleasure Everyone around the world Come on
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good morning to you all , just wanting to say I awoke this morning think where has the time gone. When I first heard of ftw I had to go some way some how. I fretted that I would not get tickets I sat and waited for an email but none came . My friend got one and I still had not. Late before bed I check for one last time , nothing , disappointed I laid in bed. At 5 am I checked again and there it was the miracle .I found a bus to ride with a bunch of merry pranksters drinking coffee , herding cats , polishing rails , and singing songs .We had nothing to eat but the talk of pie , cookies , and deep dish pizza . It been fun on this bus but I been informed we need to park it for a couple days refuel , and stretch are legs . Then on to chitown , may each of you enjoy the stop over , dance till you drop , and smile to your face hurts .Don't worry we will get this bus back on the road and in to town if the creek don't rise and gob is willing . Our driver is the best , and when he busy we have many capable pranksters on board to take the wheel and keep on trucking
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now on K DED going out to all of the fantastic folks on dis dere dus... A lost little kid named Frank and the Mothers of Invention for your listening pleasure.... Hit it Sarge.... Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long Say oo-wee-oo-oo Oo-wee-oo-oo You can say that! Oo-wee-oo-oo One more time! Oo-wee-oo-oo Oh, well Ride my... Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long On board! Oo-wee-oo-oo The plane is leaving soon Oo-wee-oo-oo You must be on board for the ticket Oo-wee-oo-oo Will that be an isle or a window? Ride my... Ride my face Ride my face Ride my face Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long Ride my face to chicago Ride it all night long Say oo-wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-wee Oo-wee-oo-oo Oo-wee-wee-oo-wee-wee-oo-wee-wee Oo-wee-oo-oo Tell 'em what they're winning, aha! Oo-wee-oo-oo Ride my... Ride my face Ride my face Barking fishermen Ride my face Ride my face Fishermen Ride my face Ride my face Ride my face Ride by! You know it's gonna get stranger.... All aboard!
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$30 per show...wow, not cheap Time Warner has it as well
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I dont want to cause no fussbut can I ride your magic bus? I want it I want it I want it I want it.... Also, Anybody missin a little kid named Frank?
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...you caaaaaaaaan't have it
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Roll upRoll up for the mystery tour Zappa: not for unstrange Steve: you are the King of the Road It's OK because... ...summer's here, the time is right for dancin' in the street dancin'...d-d-dancin' in the street!
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Flight of the seabirdsScattered like lost words, Wield to the storm and fly. Fare thee well now, let your life proceed by it's own design. Nothing to tell now, let the words be yours, I'm done with mine. Fare thee well now, let your life proceed by it's own design. Nothing to tell now, let the words be yours, I'm done with mine.
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Who's drivin this thang? There's a big bump in the road coming up. Steer clear! Steer, clear?
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Glad your on board this magic bus Holly....Mr. Mayor...Stanley's at the wheel..... I'm trying to figure out who flew out the back window on that last turn..... Hey lead foot....settle down easy..... thanks Stanley.... and now on K DED a little caffeinated aural and oral pleasure.....cigarettes and coffee.... Waitress....pour me another cup...for it is the best in the land.....Sarge put a nickel in the juke box and play me some Otis.... It's early in the morning About a quarter till three I'm sittin' here talkin' with my baby Over cigarettes and coffee, now And to tell you that Darling I've been so satisfied Honey since I met you Baby since I met you, ooh All the places that I've been around And all the good looking girls I've met They just don't seem to fit in Knowing this particularly sad, yeah But it seemed so natural, darling That you and I are here Just talking over cigarettes and drinking coffee, ooh now And whole my heart cries out Love at last I've found you, ooh now And honey won't you let me Just be my whole life around you And while I complete, I complete my whole life would be, yeah If you would take things under consideration And walk down this hour with me And I would love it, yeah People I say it's so early in the morning Oh, it's a quarter till three We're sittin' here talkin' Over cigarettes and drinking coffee, now, lord And I'll like to show you, well I've known nothing but good old joy Since I met you, darling Honey since I've met you, baby yeah I would love to have another drink of coffee, now And please, darling, help me smoke this one more cigarette, now I don't want no cream and sugar Cause I've got you, now darling But just let me enjoy Help me to enjoy This good time that we'll have, baby It's so early, so early in the morning So early, so early in the morning And I've got you And you've got me And we'll have each other And we don't, we don't want nothing but joy, y'all Nothing but joy
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of course they have to play it but when??? And will they play it every night? Will they play any song every night? What songs will they leave out? Oh we shall see!!!!!
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Wow, you really are excited.... Have a cup of joe.....and smoke 'em if ya got 'em....
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Glad to be on board and ready to travel come what may! Good tunes as always here on KDED. Coffee and cigarettes go together like peas and carrots Too bad cigs cause cancer though, had to quit but actually still miss it sometimes. Have you seen the movie coffee and cigarettes? Damn Bill Murray!!!!
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Yes I did indeed, and Bill Murray rocks.... Very good at what he does....still prefer what about Bob..... 2 kinds of people in the world, those that love Neil Diamond and those that hate him.... I love Neil Diamond....but I still miss Jerry..... and the acceptable and customary response here at Deadheads Anonymous is?
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I'm currently on my third cup.... At work till quittin time/back office kind of day If you dont like my fire then dont come around cause I'm gonna burn one down!
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I like you kid... You got spunk....I like spunk.... Btw, you may be taking the wheel here in awhile.... Stanley's been up all night and needs a cat nap.... And I'm still doing a head count trying to figure out who we lost back there....
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I know. I miss Jerry too! But we're gonna see Bob and the gang!
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Holly was a race car driver.... I drive like I'm from St. Louis, dont know if you've ever heard about us but....Show Me the Gas!!!!!
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A quick learn....like that too.... now on the Commander Cody show a little ditty to cut a rug..... Sarge, on three.... Get out of my way, you small town clown This country boy has come to town With a stolen car I went to Omaha I'm doing my best to stay away from the law But when they finally caught me, here's what they done Threw me in jail for having too much fun Too much fun, that's news to me Too much fun, there must be A whole lotta things that I never done But I ain't never had too much fun She was only seventeen, she was new to L.A. And I was more than willing to show her the way We cruised up Sunset and back down Vine I liked hers and she liked mine But when her daddy caught me, he said look here son You're going to jail for having too much fun Get out of my way, you small town hicks This country boy is out for kicks Stole a car, drove to Kalamazoo I met a gal, she was ugly too When they finally caught me, here's what they done Jail... too much fun Every story's got a moral and mine does too It ain't nobody's business whatever you do All of us got weird notions of time The Lord only knows that I sure got mine I'm public enemy number one All because I wanna have too much fun Oh my....Holly at the wheel.....take it sister.... You know this space is getting hot!
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Well they arrested me and put me in jailand I called my pappy to make my bail and he said Holly, you're gonna drive me to Drinkin if you dont stop drivin that HOT ROD LINCOLN!
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SSIA.... I'm goin out back a second.... Stella, move them feet....thanks... I'm sittin alone, Saturday night, watching the Late Late Show A bottle of wine, some cigarettes, I got no place to go Well, I saw your other man today, he was wearing my brand new shoes And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too Well, I met my old friend Bob today from up in Bowling Green He had the prettiest little gal that I'd ever seen But I couldn't hide my tears at all 'cause she looked just like you And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too Now everybody tells me there's other ways to get high They don't seem to understand, I'm too far gone to try Now these lonely memories, they're all I can't lose And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too Well, my dog died just yesterday and left me all alone The finance company dropped by today and repossessed my home That's just a drop in the bucket compared to losing you And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too Got the down to seeds and stems again blues
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Bob teaches us all we need to know about ourselves..."the simplest way to put it is, I have problems..." That whole movie is everything. I'm going to put my headphones on and watch it from the back here, is that okay? It's a bed coffee kind of morning anyway. One of my mothers went on a trek in Nepal and every morning the sherpas would bring her Bed Tea. BED TEA! Is that not the best? I tried to be good and was a tea-in-the-morning kind of gal for a lot of years. I will be again sometime, when the first outside-task of the day is working in the garden... until then, java in my cup! I like the feeling back here anyhow. Holly at the wheel. Sarge keeping an eye out for bumps. Everyone else singing, mumbling, or snoring away. Perfect way to step into the day. Bed Coffee.
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Hey morning Stellz..... Philz on my doorstep....should have a pot of Silken Splendor on soon.... Hit it Pupper.... She keeps Moët et Chandon In her pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake,' she says Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy For Kruschev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't decline Caviar and cigarettes Well versed in etiquette Extraordinarily nice She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Wanna try? To avoid complications She never kept the same address In conversation She spoke just like a baroness Met a man from China Went down to Geisha Minah Then again incidentally If you're that way inclined Perfume came naturally from Paris For cars she couldn't care less Fastidious and precise She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Drop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a pussy cat Then momentarily out of action Temporarily out of gas To absolutely drive you wild, wild.. She's all out to get you She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime Recommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Wanna try? You wanna try...
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for Commander Cody. I'll bet at least 88% of us know what that's like. Every last thing... but these are better days. We have a place to be and Holly is gonna get us there. Uncle Rrrgrrr, did you figure out who bounced out the back? Maybe it was just that extra luggage we don't need no how - Bobloblaw's gonna teach us all how to travel light. Best for us, gas mileage, running from windows and this gorgeous planet. Be the light. But give me coffee first. <3
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Congrats liketohike.....gonna have us a real good time...... And Queen Jane....looks like it was Stanley.....sooooo tired after driving all night....asleep at the wheel....on Route 66.... .nodded off and out the rear window she flew....sorry Katniss....Pupper brought him back....he's catatonic for the moment...but I got meds for dat.....
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Goin hundred miles per hour With your radio on! with your radio on! Road runner road runner
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speechless again..... feels like I'm on the 3:10 to Yuma..... you are a worthy dus briver.... Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun Took a shot of cocaine and away I run Made a good run but I run too slow They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico Late in the hot joints takin' the pills In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown You're the dirty heck that shot your woman down Said yes, oh yes my name is Willy Lee If you've got a warrant just a-read it to me Shot her down because she made me slow I thought I was her daddy but she had five more When I was arrested I was dressed in black They put me on a train and they took me back Had no friend for to go my bail They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail Early next mornin' bout a half past nine I spied the sheriff coming down the line Up then he coughed as he cleared his throat He said, "Come on you dirty heck into that district court" Into the courtroom my trial began Where I was handled by twelve honest men Just before the jury started out I saw that little judge commence to look about In about five minutes in walked the man Holding the verdict in his right hand The verdict read in the first degree I hollered, "Lawdy Lawdy, have mercy on me" The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen 99 years in the Folsom pen 99 years underneath that ground I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down Come on you've gotta listen unto me Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be
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Bang bang he shot me down bang bang I hit the ground Bang Bang That mournful sound Bang Bang My baby shot me down.
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Be on my side,I'll be on your side, baby There is no reason for you to hide It's so hard for me staying here all alone When you could be taking me for a ride. Yeah, she could drag me over the rainbow, send me away Down by the river I shot my baby Down by the river, Dead, oh, shot her dead. You take my hand, I'll take your hand Together we may get away This much madness is too much sorrow It's impossible to make it today. Yeah, she could drag me over the rainbow, send me away Down by the river I shot my baby Down by the river, Dead, oh, shot her dead. Be on my side, I'll be on your side, baby There is no reason for you to hide It's so hard for me staying here all alone When you could be taking me for a ride. Yeah, she could drag me over the rainbow, send me away Down by the river I shot my baby Down by the river, Dead, oh, shot her dead.
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Had to step off the bus to give another donation to the common cause... Let's see $1300 tix, $3000 hotel $470 airfare $1000 pizza n stuff....$70 in Oreos....Reese's, Smoreos, plain...and you know who you are ;-) $300 liquor n sundries $79 for webcast.....$200 blu Ray n cd package and $30,000 in coffee..... Bankruptcy is Priceless..... Pupper hit $$$$ I got a little change in my pocket goin' jing-a-ling-a-ling Wants to call you on the telephone baby, a-give you a ring But each time we talk, I get the same old thing Always no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' ring My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself B-B-B-baby baby baby why you wan' treat me this way You know I'm still your lover boy I still feel the same way That's when she told me a story, 'bout free milk and a cow And said no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' vow My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself (Go man go) Hold it here See I wanted her real bad, and I was about to give in But that's when she started talking about true love, Started talking about sin And I said, honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life, She said no hug-ee no kiss-ee until you make me your wife-a My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself Songwriters: BAIRD, DANIEL JOHN n rrrrrgrrrrrr I want royalties....
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Well, your CD collection looks shiny and costly. How much did you pay for your bad Moto Guzi? And how much did you spend on your black leather jacket? Is it you or your parents in this income tax bracket? Now tickets to concerts and drinking at clubs, Sometimes for music that you haven't even heard of. And how much did you pay for your rock'n'roll t-shirt That proves you were there, That you heard of them first? How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? Ah, tell me. How much did you pay for the chunk of his guitar, The one he ruthlessly smashed at the end of the show? And how much will he pay for a brand new guitar, One which he'll ruthlessly smash at the end of another show? And how long will the workers keep building him new ones? As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones. And how long will the workers keep building him new ones? As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones. Aging black leather and hospital bills, Tattoo removal and dozens of pills. Your liver pays dearly now for youthful magic moments, But rock on completely with some brand new components. How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle? Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're selling. Your self-destruction doesn't hurt them. Your chaos won't convert them. They're so happy to rebuild it. You'll never really kill it. Yeah, excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking what they're selling. Excess ain't rebellion. You're drinking, You're drinking, You're drinking what they're selling.