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  • #361
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    @ Weather Underground
    Yes lets hope the weather holds and we dont have another Woodstock 94' kind of scene... Billy, he's down by the railroad tracks Sittin' low in the back seat of his Cadillac Diamond Jackie, she's so intact She falls so softly beneath him Jackie's heels are stacked, Billy's got cleats on his boots Together they're gonna boogaloo down Broadway and come back home with the loot It's midnight in Manhattan, this is no time to get cute It's a mad dog's promenade So walk tall, or baby, don't walk at all Fish lady, fish lady, fish lady, she baits them tenement walls She won't take corner boys, ain't got no money and they're so easy I said, "Hey baby, won't you take my hand, walk me down Broadway I'm a young man and I talk real loud, yeah baby, walk real proud for you So shake it away, so shake away your street life And hook up to the train Hook up to the night train Hook it up, hook up to the, hook up to the train" But I know that she won't take the train No, she won't take the train No, she won't take the train No, she won't take the train She's afraid them tracks are gonna slow her down And when she turns, this boy'll be gone So long, sometimes you just gotta walk on Hey vibes man, hey jazz man, play me your serenade Any deeper blue and you're playin' in your grave Save your notes, don't spend 'em on the blues boy Save your notes, don't spend 'em on the darlin' yearlin' sharp boy Straight for the church note ringin', vibes man sting a trash can Listen to your junk man Listen to your junk man Listen to your junk man Listen to your junk man He's singin', singin', singin', singin' All dressed up in satin, walkin' past the alley Watch out for your junk man Watch out for your junk man Watch out for your junk man
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    Fridays are always good especially after a four day work week....Scotty and Ramble made it to Lockn...hoping the weather holds... All aboard.... I hear the train a comin' It's rolling round the bend And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when, I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on But that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Antone.. When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son, Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns. But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry.. I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars. Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free But those people keep a movin' And that's what tortures me... Well if they freed me from this prison, If that railroad train was mine I bet I'd move it on a little farther down the line Far from Folsom prison, that's where I want to stay And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away.....
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    recent news has put a great big smile on this lady! dis dus is bound for glory! This train don't carry no gamblers, this train. This train don't carry no gamblers, this train. This train don't carry no gamblers, No crap shooters, no midnight ramblers, This train don't carry no gamblers, this train. This train, don't carry no jokers, well, this train. This train, don't carry no jokers, well, this train. This train, don't carry no jokers, No high-tone women, no cigar smokers, well This train, don't carry no jokers, well, this train. This train, done carried my mother, well, this train. This train, done carried my mother, well, this train. This train, done carried my mother, My mother, my father, my sister and my brother, This train, done carried my mother, well this train. This train, she's bound for glory, well, this train This train, she's bound for glory, well, this train This train, she's bound for glory, well, this train This train, she's bound for glory, If you want to get to heaven then you've got to be holy, well, This train, she's bound for glory, well, this train
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    true on so many levels... Happy Trails! John Brown went off to war to fight on a foreign shore His mama sure was proud of him He stood so straight and tall in his uniform and all His mama's face broke out into a grin "Oh, son, you look so fine, I'm glad you're a son of mine Make me proud to know you own a gun Do what the captain says, lot of medals you will get We'll put them on the wall when you get home" That old train pulled out, John's ma began to shout Tellin' ev'ryone in the neighborhood "That's my son that's about to go, he's a soldier now, you know" She made well sure her neighbors understood She got a letter once in a while, her face broke into a smile She showed them to the people from next door They bragged about her son with his uniform and gun And these things you called a good old fashioned war Then the letters ceased to come, for a long time they did not come Ceased to come for about ten months or more Then when letter finally came saying, "Go down and meet the train Your son is coming back from the war" She smiled and she went right down, she looked up and all around She did not see her soldier son in sight When all the people passed, she saw her son at last When she did she could not believe her eyes Oh, his face was all shot up and his hand were blown away And he wore a metal brace around his waist He whispered kind of slow, in a voice she didn't know And she couldn't even recognize his face "Oh, tell me, my darling son, tell me what they've done How is it that you come to be this way?" He tried his best to talk but his mouth could hardly move And his mother had to turn her face away "Don't you remember, ma, when I went off to war You thought it was the best thing I could do? I was on the battleground, you were home, acting proud You weren't there standing in my shoes And I thought when I was there, Lord, what am I doing here? Tryin' to kill somebody or die tryin' But the thing that scared me most, when my enemy came close I can see that his face looked just like mine" And I couldn't help but think, through the thunder rolling and stink I was just a puppet in a play And through the roar and smoke, this string, it finally broke And a cannon ball blew my eyes away" As he turned away to go, his mother was acting slow Seein' the metal brace that helped him stand But as he turned to leave, he called his mother close And he dropped his medals down into her hand Been watching Ken Burns the Civil War this week... Have a great evening.
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    Ev'ry mornin' at the mine you could see him arriveHe stood six foot six and weighed two forty five Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John. Big John, Big John, Big Bad John (Big John) Nobody seemed to know where John called home He just drifted into town and stayed all alone He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big John. Somebody said he came from New Orleans Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand Sent a Loosiana fellow to the Promised Land, Big John Big John, Big John, Big Bad John (Big John) Then came the day at the bottom of the mine When a timber cracked and men started cryin' Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast And everybody thought that they'd Breathed their last-'cept John Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone, Big John Big John, Big John, Big Bad John (Big John) And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove Then a miner yelled out "There's a light up above!" And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave Now there's only one left down there to save, Big John With jacks and timbers they started back down Then came that rumble way down in the ground And then smoke and gas belched out of that mine Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John Big John, Big John, Big Bad John (Big John) Now, they never reopened that worthless pit They just placed a marble stand in front of it These few words are written on that stand "At the bottom of this mine lies one hell of a man, Big John" Big John, Big John, Big Bad John (Big John) and Goodnight Miami....goodnight....
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    Ok, one more Johnny song... and a Johnny 5 quote: "Hey lazer lips...your momma was a snow blower!" Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans, Way back up in the woods among the evergreens There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood, Where lived a country boy named of Johnny B. Goode Who never ever learned to read or write so well, But he could play the guitar like ringing a bell. [Chorus:] Go Go Go Johnny Go Go Go Johnny B. Goode He use to carry his guitar in a gunny sack Or sit beneath the trees by the railroad track. Oh, the engineers used to see him sitting in the shade, Strumming with the rhythm that the drivers made. The People passing by, they would stop and say Oh my that little country boy could play [Chorus] His mother told him someday you will be a man, And you would be the leader of a big old band. Many people coming from miles around To hear you play your music when the sun go down Maybe someday your name will be in lights Saying Johnny B. Goode tonight.
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    True dat....Respectable name just doesn't fit Mr. Mayer, makes him seem even younger than he is..... My favorite Johnny song, though every time I hear it, it rips my heart out..... Well they closed down the auto plant in Mahwah late that month Ralph went out lookin' for a job but he couldn't find none He came home too drunk from mixin' Tanqueray and wine He got a gun shot a night clerk now they call 'm Johnny 99 Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light you don't stop Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatenin' to blow his top When an off duty cop snuck up on him from behind Out in front of the Club Tip Top they slapped the cuffs on Johnny 99 Well the city supplied a public defender but the judge was Mean John Brown He came into the courtroom and stared poor Johnny down Well the evidence is clear gonna let the sentence son fit the crime Prison for 98 and a year and we'll call it even Johnny 99 A fistfight broke out in the courtroom they had to drag Johnny's girl away His mama stood up and shouted "judge don't take my boy this way" Well son you got a statement you'd like to make Before the bailiff comes to forever take you away Now judge I got debts no honest man could pay The bank was holdin' my mortgage and they was takin' my house away Now I ain't sayin' that makes me an innocent man But it was more 'n all this that put that gun in my hand Well your honor I do believe I'd be better off dead And if you can take a man's life for the thoughts that's in his head Then won't you sit back in that chair and think it over judge one more time And let 'em shave off my hair and put me on that execution line
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    I just like Johnny...that's my Grandpa's name. Home in the valley Home in the city Home isn't pretty Ain't no home for me Home in the darkness Home on the highway Home isn't my way Home will never be Burn out the day Burn out the night I can't see no reason to put up a fight I'm living for giving the devil his due And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you Time is the essence Time is the season Time ain't no reason Got no time to slow Time everlasting Time to play B-sides Time ain't on my side Time I'll never know Burn out the day Burn out the night I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong or what's right I've seen suns that were freezin' and lives that were through Well I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you Burn out the day Burn out the night I can't see no reason to put up a fight I'm living for giving the devil his due And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you
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    @Let's just call him John......and count the losses...
    Not that there's anything wrong with that..... Johnny what's the deal boy? Is your love for real boy? When the lights are low You never hold me close Well I saw you today boy Walking with the gay boys God it hurt me so Now I gotta know Johnny are you queer? 'Cause when I see you Dancing with your friends I can't help wondering Where I stand I'm so afraid I'll lose you If I can't seduce you Is there something wrong? Johnny come on strong Oh why are you so weird boy? Johnny are you queer boy? When I make a play You push me away Johnny are you queer? 'Cause when I see you Dancing with your friends I can't help wondering Where I stand Johnny you're forsaking A love you could be taking I wanna give it to you But you never come through Oh why are you so weird boy? Johnny are you queer boy? When you asked for a date I thought that you were straight Johnny are you queer? Oh Johnny are you queer boy? Johnny are you queer? Tell me, Johnny are you queer? Tell me, Johnny are you queer? Johnny are you queer?
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    Someone wants to blow up the planet Johnny wants to find out why Johnny did a show in St. Louis Love came through the sky. Oh yeah, they were camped out, Waiting for the sun to rise Oh yeah, Johnny sang out Love into the sky. Johnny found a place out in Texas Waiting for him to come Made himself a reservation And hope came, in the gun. Oh yeah, he was flying, Waiting for the sun to rise Oh yeah, color by numbers Waiting for the sun to rise. Johnny did some time in the army Johnny did a stint in Vietnam. Now he can't forget it, His mind is confused, slipping from his twisted hand. Oh yeah, he's still back there With one hand on the gun Oh yeah, he's still back there Waiting for the rising sun. Now Johnny likes to go down the highway The wind singing in his ears Right up as most things go whirring by By day everything looks clear. Oh yeah, Johnny ride on Gonna find a special home Oh yeah, down the highway Looking for the rising sun.
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With the heartbreak openSo much you can't hide Put on a little makeup, makeup Make sure they get your good side, good side If the words unspoken Get stuck in your throat Send a treasure token, token Write it on a pound note, pound note Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow There must be something inside We don't follow fashion That'd be a joke You know we're going to set them, set them So everyone can take note, take note When they saw you kneeling Crying words that you mean Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs Pretending that you're Al Green, Al Green Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside No one's gonna tell me What's wrong and what's right Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with Or that I've won the big fight, big fight Look out or they'll tell you You're a "Superstar" Two weeks and you're an all-time legend I think the games have gone much too far If the words unspoken Get stuck in your throat Send a treasure token, token Write it on a pound note, pound note Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside 'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside 'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside 'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside 'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow Must be something inside
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Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam Said it weren't none of mine, bam-ba-lam The damn thing gone blind, bam-ba-lam I said oh, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam She really gets me high, bam-ba-lam You know that's no lie, bam-ba-lam She's so rock steady, bam-ba-lam And she's always ready, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam She's from Birmingham, bam-ba-lam Way down in Alabam', bam-ba-lam Well, she's shakin' that thing, bam-ba-lam Boy, she makes me sing, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam it was not the typical weeknight, that's for sure!
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I used to visit all the very gay places Those come what may places Where one relaxes on the axis of the wheel of life To get the feel of life From jazz and cocktails. The girls I knew had sad and sullen gray faces With distingué traces That used to be there you could see where they'd been washed away By too many through the day Twelve o'clock tales. Then you came along with your siren song To tempt me to madness! I thought for a while that your poignant smile was tinged with the sadness Of a great love for me. Ah yes! I was wrong Again, I was wrong. Life is lonely again, And only last year everything seemed so sure. Now life is awful again, A trough-full of hearts could only be a bore. A week in Paris will ease the bite of it, All I care is to smile in spite of it. I'll forget you, I will While yet you are still burning inside my brain. Romance is mush, Stifling those who strive. I'll live a lush life in some small dive And there I'll be, while I rot With the rest of those whose lives are lonely, too.
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The good times are killing me. Here we go! Got dirt, got air, got water and I know you can carry on. Shrug off shortsighted false excitement and oh what can I say? Have one, have twenty more "one mores" and oh it does not relent. The good times are killing me. Kick butt buzz-cut dickheads who didn't like what I said. The good times are killing me. Jaws clenched tight we talked all night, oh but what the hell did we say? The good times are killing me. The good times are killing me. The good times are killing me. Fed up with all that LSD. Need more sleep than coke or methamphetamines. Late nights with warm, warm whiskey. I guess the good times they were all just killing me. Got dirt, got air, got water and I know you can carry on. The good times are killing me. Enough hair of the dog to make myself an entire rug. The good times are killing me. Have one, have twenty more "one mores" and oh it does not relent. The good times are killing me. Shit-kicker city slickers who all wanted me dead. The good times are killing me. Get sucked in and stuck in late nights with more folks that I don't know. The good times are killing me. The good times are killing me. The good times are killing me. The good times are killing me. The good times are killing me. The good times are killing me. The good times are killing me. The good times are killing me. The good times are killing me.
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Gonna see some good times Some times to make up for when I'm not feeling well I must be due some great times 'Cause right now I feel like hell Never trust a woman who wears her pants too tight [repeat] See, I might love you tomorrow But, see, you'll be gone tomorrow night Come tomorrow I get my pay and I'm gonna leave this town [repeat] You say you don't really love me Ain't no reason to stick around Gonna see some good times Gonna get to ring that bell Gonna see some good times Some times to make up for when I'm not feeling well I must be due some great times 'Cause right now I feel like hell
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leave your cares behind...these are the good times. You don't even have to try it comes easy for you the way you move is so appealing it could make me cry go out drivin' with my friends in Bobby's big old beat up car I'm with a lot of people, then I wonder where you are Good times, bad times gimme some of that Good times, bad times gimme some of that Good times, bad times gimme some of that Ooh woo ooh I don't wanna say goodbye don't wanna walk ya to the door I spent a little time with you, I want a little more Good times, bad times gimme some of that Good times, bad times gimme some of that Good times, bad times gimme some of that ooh woo ooh (male spoken part) And baby really, I don't have to... I don't have to go anywhere right now. You want some more, you want some more a' this Edie, whatever you want baby, just, say it aaaaaaaah, just say it Good times, bad times gimme some of that Good times, bad times gimme some of that Good times, bad times gimme some of that Ooh woo ooh Now want those good, good ,good times and not those bad, bad, bad times I want those good, good, good ,good times gimme some that..........
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Time has come todayYoung hearts can go their way Can't put it off another day And I don't care what the others say 'Cause they say we don't listen anyway Time has come today, Hey! The rules have changed today, Hey! I have no place to stay, Hey! And I'm thinkin' about the subway, Hey! Love has gone away, Hey! And tears have come and gone, Hey! Oh my God, I have to run, Hey! I have no home, Hey! I have no home, Hey! Now the time has come, Time! There's no place to run, Time! Might get burned up by the sun, Time! Well, I've had my fun, Time! Well, I've been loved and put aside, Time! And I've been crushed by tumblin' tide, Time! And my soul's be psychedelicized, Time! Now the time has come, Time! There are things to realize, Time! Time has come today, Time! Time has come today, Time! Time! Now the time has come, Time! There are things to realize, Time! Time has come today, Time! Time has come today, Time! Time! Now the time has come, Time! Time has come today, Time! Time has come today, Yeah! It's time to say goodnight....
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Submitted by liketohike on Thu, 10/08/2015 - 14:17

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Now it's time to say good night Good night, sleep tight Now the sun turns out his light Good night, sleep tight Dream sweet dreams for me (Dream sweet) Dream sweet dreams for you Close your eyes and I'll close mine Good night, sleep tight Now the moon begins to shine Good night, sleep tight Dream sweet dreams for me (Dream sweet) Dream sweet dreams for you Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmm Close your eyes and I'll close mine Good night, sleep tight Now the sun turns out his light Good night, sleep tight Dream sweet dreams for me (Dream sweet) Dream sweet dreams for you Good night, good night, everybody Everybody everywhere Good night and good luck! Bring me my bed!!!!
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We made it! Time was driftin', this rock had got to roll So I hit the road and made my getaway Restless feeling really got a hold I started searching for a better way And I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night But I couldn't see the light No, I couldn't see the light I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night Couldn't get it right I couldn't get it right L.A. fever made me feel right But I must admit it got the best of me Getting down, so deep I coulda drowned I can't get back the way I used to be But I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night But I couldn't see the light No, I couldn't see the light I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night Couldn't get it right Couldn't get it right New York City took me with the tide But I nearly died from hospitality Left me stranded, took away my pride Just another no-account fatality I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night But I couldn't see the light No, I couldn't see the light I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night Couldn't get it right Couldn't get it right I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night But I couldn't see the light No, I couldn't see the light I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night Couldn't get it right Couldn't get it right
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In the cool of the evening When everything is gettin kind of groovy You call me up and ask me Would I like to go with you and see a movie First I say no, I've got some plans for the night And then I stop, and say, all right Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you You always keep me guessin I never seem to know what you are thinkin And if a girl looks at you It's for sure your little eye will be a-winkin I get confused, cause I don't know where I stand And then you smile, and hold my hand Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you Spooky If you decide someday to stop this little game that you are playin I'm gonna tell you all the things my heart's been a-dyin to be sayin Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin my dreams So now i know, you're not what you seem Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you Spooky, spooky, oh whoa, all right Spooky, oh yea yea I said Spooky yea yea
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Submitted by liketohike on Fri, 10/09/2015 - 07:42

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Raven hair and ruby lips sparks fly from her finger tips Echoed voices in the night she's a restless spirit on an endless flight wooo hooo witchy woman, see how high she flies woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye She held me spellbound in the night dancing shadows and firelight crazy laughter in another room and she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye Well I know you want a lover, let me tell your brother, she's been sleeping in the Devil's bed. And there's some rumors going round someone's underground she can rock you in the nighttime 'til your skin turns red woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
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Peasants: We have found a witch! (A witch! a witch!)Burn her burn her! Peasant 1: We have found a witch, may we burn her? (cheers) Vladimir: How do you known she is a witch? P2: She looks like one! V: Bring her forward (advance) Woman: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch! V: ehh... but you are dressed like one. W: They dressed me up like this! All: naah no we didn't... no. W: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. (V lifts up carrot) V: Well? P1: Well we did do the nose V: The nose? P1: ...And the hat, but she is a witch! (all: yeah, burn her burn her!) V: Did you dress her up like this? P1: No! (no no... no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart! (P3 points at wart) V: What makes you think she is a witch? P2: Well, she turned me into a newt! V: A newt?! (P2 pause & look around) P2: I got better. (pause) P3: Burn her anyway! (burn her burn her burn!) (king walks in) V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. P1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us) V: Tell me... what do you do with witches? P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn) V: What do you burn apart from witches? P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1) (pause) P3: Wood! V: So, why do witches burn? (long pause) P2: Cuz they're made of... wood? V: Gooood. (crowd congratulates P2) V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood? P1: Build a bridge out of her! V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? P1: Oh yeah... V: Does wood sink in water? P1: No P3: No. It floats! P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!) V: What also floats in water? P1: Bread P3: Apples P2: Very small rocks (V looks annoyed) P1: Cider P3: Grape gravy P1: Cherries P3: Mud King: A Duck! (all look and stare at king) V: Exactly! So, logically... P1(thinking): If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood! V: And therefore, (pause & think) P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!) V: We shall use my largest scales. (V jumps down) ----------------------------end?--------------------------------- (walk over while cheering) (push her into scale) V: Right, remove the stops! (wait while scales remains still) All: A witch! burn her burn her!!
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Got a black magic woman Got a black magic woman. I got a black magic woman Got me so blind I can't see That she's a black magic woman She's tryin' to make a devil out of me. Turn your back on me baby Turn your back on me baby. Yes, don't turn your back on me baby Stop messin' around with your tricks Don't turn your back on me baby You just might pick up my magic sticks. Got your spell on me baby Got your spell on me baby. Yes you got your spell on me baby Turning my heart into stone I need you so bad - magic woman I can't leave you alone.
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Submitted by _ on Fri, 10/09/2015 - 13:42

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Strange brew -- killin' what's inside of you. She's a witch of trouble in electric blue. In her own mad mind she's in love with you, With you. Now what you gonna do? Strange brew -- killin' what's inside of you. She's some kind of demon messin' in the flue. If you don't watch out it'll stick to you, To you. What kind of fool are you? Strange brew -- killin' what's inside of you. On a boat in the middle of a raging sea, She would make a scene for it all to be Ignored. And wouldn't you be bored? Strange brew -- killin' what's inside of you. Strange brew, strange brew, strange brew, strange brew. Strange brew -- killin' what's inside of you.
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Submitted by liketohike on Fri, 10/09/2015 - 14:26

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SHADOW Boys and girls of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange? SIAMESE SHADOW Come with us and you will see This, our town of Halloween PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS This is Halloween, this is Halloween Pumpkins scream in the dead of night GHOSTS This is Halloween, everybody make a scream Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It's our town, everybody scream In this town of Halloween CREATURE UNDER BED I am the one hiding under your bed Teeth razor sharp and eyes glowing red MAN UNDER THE STAIRS I am the one hiding under your stairs Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair CORPSE CHORUS This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! VAMPIRES In this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song MAYOR In this town, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next surprise CORPSE CHORUS Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF, AND MELTING MAN Scream! This is Halloween Red 'n' black, slimy green WEREWOLF Aren't you scared? WITCHES Well, that's just fine Say it once, say it twice Take the chance and roll the dice Ride with the moon in the dead of night HANGING TREE Everybody scream, everybody scream HANGED MEN In our town of Halloween CLOWN I am the clown with the tear-away face Here in a flash and gone without a trace SECOND GHOUL I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?" I am the wind blowing through your hair BOOGIE man I am the shadow on the moon at night Filling your dreams to the brim with fright CORPSE CHORUS This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! CHILD CORPSE TRIO Tender lump lings everywhere Life's no fun without a good scare PARENT CORPSES That's our job, but we're not mean in our town of Halloween CORPSE CHORUS In this town MAYOR Don't we love it now? MAYOR WITH CORPSE CHORUS Everyone's waiting for the next surprise CORPSE CHORUS Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back And scream like a banshee Make you jump out of your skin This is Halloween, everybody scream Won't ya please make way for a very special guy Our man jack is king of the pumpkin patch Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now EVERYONE This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! CORPSE CHILD TRIO In this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song EVERYONE La, la, la, la-la la, la, la, la-la la, la, la, la-la la, la-la la, Wheeeeeee! Have a spooktacular weekend!
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Submitted by mkav on Fri, 10/09/2015 - 20:19

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have not checked this out for a while...always a treat when I make the time to scan the conversation. Not lurking...just very time starved these days precluding joining in. carry on, smoke em if you got em
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Submitted by liketohike on Mon, 10/12/2015 - 09:01

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Hey mkav, everyone is welcome to scan or post at will. Nice of you to stop by. It's a kind of magic, It's a kind of magic, A kind of magic, One dream, one soul, one prize, One goal, one golden glance of what should be, It's a kind of magic, One shaft of light that shows the way, No mortal man can win this day, It's a kind of magic, The bell that rings inside your mind, Is a challenging the doors of time, It's a kind of magic, The waiting seems eternity, The day will dawn of sanity, Is this a kind of magic, (It's a kind of magic) There can be only one, This rage that lasts a thousand years Will soon be done, This flame that burns inside of me, I'm hearing secret harmonies It's a kind of magic, The bell that rings inside your mind, Is challenging the doors of time, It's a kind of magic, It's a kind of magic, This rage that lasts a thousand years, Will soon be will soon be, Will soon be done, This is (this is) a kind (a kind) of magic (yeah), There can be only one one one one, This rage that lasts a thousand years, Will soon be done, done, Magic, it's a kind of magic, It's a kind of magic, magic, magic, magic, magic, It's magic, It's a kind of magic.
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Submitted by _ on Mon, 10/12/2015 - 09:03

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My father married a pure Cherokee My mother's people were ashamed of me The indians said I was white by law The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw" Half-breed, that's all I ever heard Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word Half-breed, she's no good they warned Both sides were against me since the day I was born We never settled, went from town to town When you're not welcome you don't hang around The other children always laughed at me "Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee" We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame My life since then has been from man to man But I can't run away from what I am
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Submitted by liketohike on Mon, 10/12/2015 - 09:13

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Matt and I were hiking in Trail of Tears state park this past weekend. It is where they had to cross the Mississippi and were made to wait there over the winter. Many were lost to the elements. I am 1/16th Cherokee They took the whole Cherokee nation Put us on this reservation Took away our ways of life The tomahawk and the bow and knife Took away our native tongue And taught their English to our young And all the beads we made by hand Are nowadays made in Japan Cherokee people Cherokee tribe So proud to live So proud to die They took the whole Indian nation Locked us on this reservation Though I wear a shirt and tie I'm still part redman deep inside Cherokee people Cherokee tribe So proud to live So proud to die But maybe someday when they learn Cherokee nation will return, will return Will return, will return, will return
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Submitted by _ on Mon, 10/12/2015 - 09:27

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how 'bout some Good Rats.....1974 Tasty.....worth a listen.... Claim to fame, opened for the Dead 1987 Silver Stadium Rochester NY.. Booed off stage after lead singer threw rubber rats at audience whilst playing baseball bat and banging metal garbage can with said bat....it's a damn shame....I have seen them dozens of times while growing up in NYC/Long Island area....fun bar band....all original music..... I wanna see this house burn I wanna see it tumblin' down I'm gonna watch the white burn from har eyes Well, I'm gonna light the fuse (Whoa, Yeah!) I'm through payin' my dues I refuse, to kick off my shoes [CHORUS] Hey Injun Joe - whatya know? Went to the city - to organize Hey Injun Joe - whatya know? Went to the city - to organize I'm gonna take their black robes I'm gonna wipe my waste on them Your honor, my ass it's my honor That's on the line Well, this time I'll stand and fight (Oh Yeah!) Like the suckers they are I'll run them into the sea [CHORUS] (Instrumental bridge) [CHORUS] Yeah! (to fade out)
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Submitted by liketohike on Mon, 10/12/2015 - 09:33

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Poor old Injun Joe Took on a pissed-off god Stealin tribal gold Way down in Mexico Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Joe set off with the gold Into the desert land His water soon ran out His horse died in the sand Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Just when he thought all hope was lost He saw a preacher man Well help me preacher please, Joe said Preacher turned into a buzzard's head Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Poor old Joe died that night Under the desert moon Spoil the child, spare the rod Don't ever mess with a pissed-off god Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Uh huh huh Should've looked out Joe, but you went bad Should've known, gonna wind up dead Stealin from your tribe, you know that that is a crime Whoa well now folks where I come from They would've hanged you for what you done
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[1st verse (Oo - backing vocals on each line)]Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Alright. I'm goin down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man. Yeah,! I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man. Huh! And that ain't too cool. [2nd verse (Ah - backing vocal on each line)] Uh, hey Joe, I heard you shot your woman down, you shot her down. Uh, hey Joe, I heard you shot you old lady down, you shot her down to the ground. Yeah! Yes, I did, I shot her, you know I caught her messin' 'round, messin' 'round town. Uh, yes I did, I shot her you know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town. And I gave her the gun and I shot her! Alright (Ah! Hey Joe) Shoot her one more time again, baby! (Oo) Yeah. (Hey Joe!) Ah, dig it! (Hey) Ah! Ah! (Joe where you gonna go?) Oh, alright. [3rd verse] Hey Joe, said now, (Hey) uh, where you gonna run to now, where you gonna run to? Yeah. (where you gonna go?) Hey Joe, I said, (Hey) where you goin' to run to now, where you, where you gonna go? (Joe!) Well, dig it! I'm goin' way down south, way down south, (Hey) way down south to Mexico way! Alright! (Joe) I'm goin' way down south, (Hey, Joe) way down where I can be free! (where you gonna...) Ain't no one gonna find me babe! (...go?) Ain't no hangman gonna, (Hey, Joe) he ain't gonna put a rope around me! (Joe where you gonna..) You better believe it right now! (...go?) I gotta go now! Hey, hey, hey Joe, (Hey Joe) you better run on down! (where you gonna...) Goodbye everybody. Ow! (...go?) Hey, hey Joe, what'd I say, (Hey.......................Joe) run on down. (where you gonna go?)
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Submitted by liketohike on Mon, 10/12/2015 - 11:51

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Ohhhh Whatcha Know Joe)I Don't Know nothin' (Whatcha Know Joe) tell me somethin' (Whatcha Know Joe) Ain't connivin' Just aint jivin' I don't know (Whatcha know Joe) Well i don't know Latin (Whatcha know Joe) Ain't high-hattin' (Whatcha Know Joe) I aint foolin' i need schoolin' i don't know i don't know mama tried to tell me so papa wouldn't let me go couldn't even see a movie show (sooooo whatcha know Joe) i just cant figure (whatcha know Joe) i don't dig ya (whatcha know Joe) hey stop your squakin, just ant talkin cuz i don't know (whatcha know Joe) (oobie doobie do) (Whatcha know Joe) (oobie doobie do) (what do you know Joe) just aint makin it i don't know i don't know my mama tried to tell me so papa wouldn't let me go couldn't even see a movie show (oobie doobie do) (whatcha know Joe) i just cant figure (whatcha know Joe) i don't dig ya (whatcha know Joe) quit your squakin, i ant talkin cuz i don't know (what do u know Joe) (whadda you know) (what do u know Joe) (whadda you know) aint talkin quit your squakin no more talkin i don't know
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Goodbye Joe me gotta go me oh my ohMe gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou My Yvonne the sweetest one me oh my oh Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio Pick guitar fill fruit jar and be gay-o Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou Thibodaux Fontaineaux the place is buzzin' Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen Dress in style and go hog wild me oh my oh Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou Settle down far from town get me a pirogue And I'll catch all the fish in the bayou Jambalaya and a crawfish pie... Later on, swap my mon, get me a pirogue And I'll catch all the fish on the bayou Swap my mon, to buy Yvonne what she need-oh Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou Jambalaya and a crawfish pie...
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Submitted by liketohike on Mon, 10/12/2015 - 12:03

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Slow Joe Rain from Lake ChamplainI like my oysters raw I like my women fat and mean I don't obey the law I didn't come to stand around And practice on my grin When I'm knocking on your door Get up and let me in Chorus I'm Slow Joe Rain from Lake Champlain A thistle in the wind I'm Slow Joe Rain from Lake Champlain I won't tell you again This is not my story Which it would not do to tell This is not the history of My nine foot chain in hell It's just my observation You can take it for what it's worth If you can't fix a busted heart Don't try to save the earth (note 1) [Chorus] I got no ambition But to get an honest break And try to give back just as good As I might ever take When it comes to loving I'm jealous in my pride That's why I walk my way alone With no one by my side [Chorus] While I've got your attention (note 2) For the moment, anyway I'll tell you a thing or two And then be on my way I don't like to give advice When asked the time of day It's later than you think you know And half past what you say [Chorus] [Chorus] I promise I won't tell you again I say I won't tell you again I won't tell you again
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It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta dayI was out choppin' cotton and my brother was balin' hay And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat And Mama hollered out the back door "y'all remember to wipe your feet" And then she said "I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge" "Today Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge" 'n' Papa said to Mama as he passed around the blackeyed peas "Well Billy Joe never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits, please" "There's five more acres in the lower forty I've got to plow" 'n' Mama said it was shame about Billy Joe, anyhow Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge And now Billy Joe Macallister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge 'n' Brother said he recollected when he and Tom and Billie Joe Put a frog down my back at the Carroll County picture show And wasn't I talkin' to him after church last Sunday night? "I'll have another piece-a apple pie, you know it don't seem right" "I saw him at the sawmill yesterday on Choctaw Ridge" "And now ya tell me Billie Joe's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge" 'n' Mama said to me "Child, what's happened to your appetite?" "I've been cookin' all morning and you haven't touched a single bite" "That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today" "Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday, oh, by the way" "He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge" "And she and Billy Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge" A year has come 'n' gone since we heard the news 'bout Billy Joe 'n' Brother married Becky Thompson, they bought a store in Tupelo There was a virus going 'round, Papa caught it and he died last Spring And now Mama doesn't seem to wanna do much of anything And me, I spend a lot of time pickin' flowers up on Choctaw Ridge And drop them into the muddy water off the Tallahatchie Bridge
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Submitted by liketohike on Mon, 10/12/2015 - 13:16

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If you haven't seen them...check it out. Good for a few laughs.They have an episode about jumping off the Tallahatchie Bridge. This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue Two young lovers with nothin' better to do Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso That's where they ran into a great big hassle Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle Bobbie Sue took the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas You know he knows just exactly what the facts is He ain't gonna let those two escape justice He makes his livin' off of the people's taxes Bobbie Sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away Billy Joe caught up to her the very next day They got the money, hey You know they got away They headed down south and they're still running today Singin' go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run
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(Rosetta.. Sweet Loretta Fart thought she was a cleaner but she was a frying pan, yeah Rosetta... The picker! The picker! Picture the fingers burning! Oo-wee! OK? 1,2, 1,2,3,4) Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it wouldn't last Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona For some California grass Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Jojo Go home Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Jo Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman But she was another man All the girls around her say she's got it coming But she gets it while she can Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Loretta Go home Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Woo... (Thanks, Mo! I'd like to say "thank you" on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition!)
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Now there's a man you'll hear about Most anywhere you go And his holdings are in Texas And his name is Diamond Joe. And he carries all his money In a diamond-studded jar He never took much trouble With the process of the law. I hired out to Diamond Joe, boys Did offer him my hand He gave a string of horses So old they could not stand. And I nearly starved to death, boys He did mistreat me so And I never saved a dollar In the pay of Diamond Joe. Now his bread it was corn dodger And his meat you couldn't chaw Nearly drove me crazy With the waggin'of his jaw. And the tellin' of his story Mean to let you know That there never was a rounder That could lie like Diamond Joe. Now, I tried three times to quit him But he did argue so I'm still punchin' cattle In the pay of Diamond Joe. And when I'm called up yonder And it's my time to go Give my blankets to my buddies Give the fleas to Diamond Joe.
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Momma told her baby, girl take it real slowGirl told her momma hey I really gotta go He's waitin' in the car Momma said girl you won't get far Thus are the dreams of an average Jane Ninety miles an hour down a lovers lane On a tank of dreams Oh if she could've only seen But fate's got cards that it don't want to show And that boy's just A walkaway Joe Born to be a leaver Tell you from the word go, destined to deceive her He's the wrong kind of paradise She's gonna know it in a matter of time That boy's just a walkaway Joe Now just a little while into Abilene Pulls into a station and he robs it clean She's waitin' in the car Underneath the Texaco star She only wanted love didn't bargain for this She can't help but love him for the way he is She's only seventeen And there ain't no reasoning So she'll ride this ride as far as it can go Cause that boy's just A walkaway Joe Born to be a leaver Tell you from the word go, destined to deceive her He's the wrong kind of paradise She's gonna know it in a matter of time That boy's just a walkaway Joe Somewhere in a roadside motel room Alone in the silence she wakes up too soon And reaches for his arm But she'll just keep reachin' on For the cold hard truth revealed what it had known That boy's just A walkaway Joe Born to be a leaver Tell you from the word go, destined to deceive her He's the wrong kind of paradise But it was just another lesson in life That boy was a walkaway Joe
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I cant change my avatar, I'll have to be a trekking terrapin forever...need something festive Yeah, heard the diesel drumming all down the line. Oh, heard the wires a humming all down the line. Yeah, hear the women sighing all down the line. Oh, hear the children crying all down the line. (All down the line.) We'll be watching out for trouble, yeah. (All down the line.) And we'd better keep the motor running, yeah. (All down the line.) Well, you can't say yes and you can't say no, Just be right there when the whistle blows. I need a sanctified girl with a sanctified mind to help me now. Yeah, all the people singing all down the line. Mmmm, watch the men all working, working, yeah. (All down the line.) (All down the line.) We're gonna open up the throttle yeah. (All down the line.) We're gonna bust another bottle, yeah. (All down the line.) I need a shot of salvation, baby, once in a while. Hear the whistle blowing, hear it for a thousand miles. (All down the line.) We're gonna open up the throttle, yeah. All down the line, We're gonna bust another bottle, yeah. Well you can't say yes, and you can't say no, Just be right there when the whistle blows. I need a sanctified mind to help me out right now. Be my little baby for a while. Won't you be my little baby for a while?
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avatar changes are tricky, sometimes immediate, back in March, got stuck with Mr. T for 5 weeks....despite many attempts to change....patience is a virtue..... I went back to the doctor To get another shrink. I sit and tell him about my weekend, But he never betrays what he thinks. Can you see the real me, doctor? I went back to my mother I said, "I'm crazy ma, help me." She said, "I know how it feels son, 'Cause it runs in the family." Can you see the real me, mother? The cracks between the paving stones Look like rivers of flowing veins. Strange people who know me Peeping from behind every window pane. The girl I used to love Lives in this yellow house. Yesterday she passed me by, She doesn't want to know me now. Can you see the real me, can you? I ended up with the preacher, Full of lies and hate, I seemed to scare him a little So he showed me to the golden gate. Can you see the real me preacher? Can you see the real me doctor? Can you see the real me mother? Can you see the real me?
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and your avatar, so jealous May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Chorus – Eminem (repeat 2x):] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up? [Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records; Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [Chorus] [Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings [*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [Chorus 4X] [Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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and your little trekking terrapin too!!! I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come You get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo goo g' joob Expert texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ho ho ho! He he he! Ha ha ha!) See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba Jooba jooba Jooba jooba Jooba jooba
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Submitted by liketohike on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 09:38

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my alltime favorite poet was well versed in his works by the time I was 10. my great grandmother had this poem framed on the wall in her backroom. It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Annabel Lee; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea, But we loved with a love that was more than love— I and my Annabel Lee— With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven Coveted her and me. And this was the reason that, long ago, In this kingdom by the sea, A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling My beautiful Annabel Lee; So that her highborn kinsmen came And bore her away from me, To shut her up in a sepulchre In this kingdom by the sea. The angels, not half so happy in Heaven, Went envying her and me— Yes!—that was the reason (as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea) That the wind came out of the cloud by night, Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee. But our love it was stronger by far than the love Of those who were older than we— Of many far wiser than we— And neither the angels in Heaven above Nor the demons down under the sea Can ever dissever my soul from the soul Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side Of my darling—my darling—my life and my bride, In her sepulchre there by the sea— In her tomb by the sounding sea.
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Submitted by _ on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 09:46

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The clock struck midnightAnd through my sleeping I heard a tapping at my door I looked but nothing lay in the darkness And so I turned inside once more To my amazement There stood a raven Whose shadow hung above my door Then through the silence It spoke the one word That I shall hear for evermore Nevermore Thus quoth the raven, nevermore And still the raven remains in my room No matter how much I implore No words can soothe him No prayer remove him And I must hear for evermore Quoth the raven, nevermore Nevermore Thus quoth the raven, nevermore Love Poe as well....my dad bought me a soft cover of his complete works...still have it, probably about the age that you asked your dad to buy you Garbage ;-)
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Submitted by liketohike on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 10:15

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all the seeming of a demon that is dreaming still is sitting, STILL is sitting... Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise. Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these sunken eyes and learn to see All your life You were only waiting for this moment to be free. Blackbird fly Blackbird fly Into the light of the dark black night. Blackbird fly Blackbird fly Into the light of the dark black night. Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise You were only waiting for this moment to arise You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
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Submitted by _ on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 10:24

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Brings this lyric to mind.....Sarge was playing it earlier..... Lost my shape-Trying to act casual! Can't stop-I might end up in the hospital I'm changing my shape-I feel like an accident They're back!-To explain their experience Isn't it weird/Looks too obscure to me Wasting away/And that was their policy I'm ready to leave-I push the fact in front of me Facts lost-Facts are never what they seem to be Nothing there!-No information left of any kind Lifting my head-Looking for danger signs There was a line/There was a formula Sharp as a knife/Facts cut a hole in us There was a line/There was a forula Sharp as a knife/Facts cut a hole in us I'm still waiting...I'm still waiting...I'm still waiting... I'm still waiting...I'm still waiting...I'm still waiting... I'm still waiting...I'm still waiting... The feeling returns/Whenever we close out eyes Lifting my head/looking around inside The island of doubt-It's like the taste of medicine Working by hindsight-Got the message from the oxygen Making a list-Find the cost of opportunity Doing it right-Facts are useless in emergencies The feeling returns/Whenever we close out eyes Lifting my head/Looking around inside. Facts are simple and facts are straight Facts are lazy and facts are late Facts all come with points of view Facts don't do what I want them to Facts just twist the truth around Facts are living turned inside out Facts are getting the best of them Facts are nothing on the face of things Facts don't stain the furniture Facts go out and slam the door Facts are written all over your face Facts continue to change their shape I'm still waiting...I'm still waiting...I'm still waiting... I'm still waiting...I'm still waiting...I'm still waiting... I'm still waiting...I'm still waiting... David Byrne and the Heads only get better with time, when these songs and albums were released, I took them for granted....musical perfection and lyrical focus, so few words, so many ideas.....
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Submitted by liketohike on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 11:01

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Baby, I get so scared insideAnd I don't really understand Is it love that's on my mind Or is it fantasy? Heaven, is in the palm of my hand And it's waiting here for you What am I supposed to do With a childhood tragedy? If I close my eyes forever Would it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever Would it all remain the same? Sometimes, it's hard to hold on So hard to hold on to my dreams It isn't always what it seems When you're face to face with me Like a dagger you stick me in the heart And taste the blood from my veins And when we sleep would you shelter me In your warm and darkened grave? If I close my eyes forever Would it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever Would it all remain the same? Will you ever take me? No I just can't take the pain Would you ever trust me? No I'll never feel the same (Oh) I know I've been so hard on you I know I've told you lies If I could have just one more wish I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes If I close my eyes forever Would it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever Would it all remain the same? (Oh yeah) Close your eyes, close your eyes You gotta close your eyes for me
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Submitted by _ on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 11:25

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so I read those lyrics, and this song pops into my head...... why....I don't know..... Feel free to follow along if you know the tune....... I love myself, I want you to love me When I feel down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no Oh, no, oh, no You're the one who makes me coming running You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughin', I want to make you mine I close my eyes and see you before me Think I would die if you were to ignore me A fool could see just how much I adore you I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no Oh, no, oh, no (instrumental I love myself, I want you to love me When I feel down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no Oh, no, oh, no I want you, I don't want anybody else And when I think about you, I touch myself, Oo, oo, oo oo, ahhhhh I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ohh I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I honestly do I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I honestly do I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself
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Submitted by liketohike on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 12:07

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There Are No Unlockable Doors There Are No Unwinnable Wars There Are No Unrightable Wrongs Or Unsingable Songs There Are No Unbeatable Odds There Are No Believable Gods There Are No Unnameable Names, Shall I Say It Again, Yeah There Are No Impossible Dreams There Are No Invisible Seams Each Night When Day Is Through I Don't Ask Much I Just Want You I Just Want You There Are No Uncriminal Crimes There Are No Unrhymable Rhymes There Are No Identical Twins Or Forgivable Sins There Are No Incurable Ills There Are No Unkillable Thrills One Thing And You Know It's True I Don't Ask Much I Just Want You I Just Want You I Just Want You I Just Want You I'm Sick And Tired Of Bein' Sick And Tired I Used To Go To Bed So High And Wired Yeah - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I Think I'll Buy Myself Some Plastic Water I Guess I Should Have Married Lennon's Daughter Yeah - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah There Are No Unachievable Goals There Are No Unsaveable Souls No Legitimate Kings Or Queens, Do You Know What I Mean? Yeah There Are No Undisputable Truths And There Ain't No Fountain Of Youth Each Night When Day Is Through I Don't Ask Much I Just Want You [6 Times] Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I Just Want You I Just Want You Hey, Yeah, I Just Want You Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I Just Want You, Hey I Just Want You I Just Want You
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Submitted by _ on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 12:09

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You want what?.... The guilty undertaker sighs The lonesome organ grinder cries The silver saxophones say I should refuse you The cracked bells and washed-out horns Blow into my face with scorn But it’s not that way I wasn’t born to lose you I want you, I want you I want you so bad Honey, I want you The drunken politician leaps Upon the street where mothers weep And the saviors who are fast asleep, they wait for you And I wait for them to interrupt Me drinkin’ from my broken cup And ask me to Open up the gate for you I want you, I want you I want you so bad Honey, I want you How all my fathers, they’ve gone down True love they’ve been without it But all their daughters put me down ’Cause I don’t think about it Well, I return to the Queen of Spades And talk with my chambermaid She knows that I’m not afraid to look at her She is good to me And there’s nothing she doesn’t see She knows where I’d like to be But it doesn’t matter I want you, I want you I want you so bad Honey, I want you Now your dancing child with his Chinese suit He spoke to me, I took his flute No, I wasn’t very cute to him, was I? But I did it, though, because he lied Because he took you for a ride And because time was on his side And because I . . . I want you, I want you I want you so bad Honey, I want you was going to use the Beatles Abbey Road song of same name but gestapo shut me down, this is a much better song choice......
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Submitted by liketohike on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 12:47

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Cheap tricks wants and needs are banned as well... Hey, what's the point of this? Oh, hey, what's your favorite song? Maybe we could hum along Well, I think you're smart You sweet thing Tell me your name I'm dying here Ah-ooh, got you where I want you, oh yeah Ah-ooh, got you where I want you, yeah Hey, maybe just a smile Oh, hey, did you know that I can dance? Could we talk for a while? Well, I think you're smart You sweet thing Tell me your sign I'm dying here Ah-ooh, got you where I want you, yeah Ah-ooh, got you where I want you Where I want you, I want you, yeah! Suffer, suffer Me don't get no rougher Rub it up, baby girl Torture me like no other (Wow!) Suffer, suffer Me don't get no rougher When me rock me, baby Put me pain on me, lover (Whoo!) Suffer, suffer Me don't get no rougher Rub it up, baby girl Torture me like no other (Uh!) Suffer, suffer Me don't get no rougher When me rock me, baby Put me pain on me, lover Well, I think you're smart You sweet thing Tell me your name I'm dying here Ah-ooh (Suffer, suffer, me don't get no rougher) (Rub it up, baby girl, torture me like no other) Got you where I want you (Suffer, suffer, me don't get no rougher) Hey, yeah (When me rock me, baby, put me pain on me, lover) I've got you where I want you (Suffer, suffer, me don't get no rougher) Yeah (Rub it up, baby girl, torture me like no other) Got you where I want you (Suffer, suffer, me don't get no rougher) Got you where I want you Want you (When me rock me, baby, put me pain on me, lover) Want you, hey, yeah Got you where I want you I've got you where I want you Got you where I want you
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Submitted by _ on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 12:54

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Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast, Now don't go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. Go Redbirds and Mets
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Submitted by liketohike on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 13:21

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ahhh...the memories. I know a guy who's tough but sweet He's so fine, he can't be beat He's got everything that I desire Sets the summer sun on fire I want candy, I want candy Go to see him when the sun goes down Ain't no finer boy in town You're my guy, just what the doctor ordered So sweet, you make my mouth water I want candy, I want candy Candy on the beach, there's nothing better But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater Some day soon I'll make you mine, Then I'll have candy all the time I want candy, I want candy I want candy, I want candy
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Submitted by _ on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 13:27

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Candy took the pearls, got ahead of the girlsGot on top and found the secret entrance Are you satisfied? Through neon doors, 'cross killing floors She got sucked into a champagne desert Are you satisfied? Daddy said: I'll break your bones If you come home dressed in Peacock clothes Mother said: quit the show She didn't want the neighbours to know Candy had to quit the show Well, Candy didn't care, when she started her affair With the studs and the mares of the night Are you satisfied? Teddy knows the rule, of the underground school He's got Candy wrapped 'round his finger Are you satisfied? Daddy said: I'll break your bones If you don't get your tricks off the phone Mother said: quit the show She didn't want the neighbours to know Candy's going bad - got a room to let Candy's going bad - got a pimp named Ted Candy's going bad - Long Green's where it's at Candy's going bad - she got stars in her head Candy took the pearls, got ahead of the girls Got on top and found the secret entrance Are you satisfied? Daddy said: I'll break your bones If you come home dressed in Peacock clothes Mother said: quit the show I don't want the neighbours to know Candy's going bad - got a room to let Candy's going bad - got a pimp named Ted Candy's going bad - Long Green's where it's at Candy's going bad - she got stars in her head
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Submitted by liketohike on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 13:45

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It's a rainy afternoon In 1990 The big city geez it's been 20 years- Candy-you were so fine Beautiful beautiful Girl from the north You burned my heart With a flickering torch I had a dream that no one else could see You gave me love for free candy, candy , Candy I can't let you go All my life you're haunting me I loved you so Candy, candy , Candy I can't let you go Life is crazy Candy baby Yeah, well it hurt me real bad when you left I'm glad you got out But I miss you I've had a hole in my heart For so long I've learned to fake it and Just smile along Down on the street Those men are all the same I need a love Not games Not games Candy, Candy, Candy I can't let you go All my life you're haunting me I loved you so Candy, Candy , Candy I can't let you go Life is crazy I Know baby Candy baby UOU UOU UOU Candy, Candy, Candy I can't let you go All my life you're haunting me I loved you so CANDY CANDY CANDY life is crazy candy baby candy baby, candy, candy
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Submitted by KristineD on Tue, 10/13/2015 - 17:33

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Baseball season's underway,Well you better get ready for a brand new day, Hey Chicago what do you say, The Cubs are gonna win today. They're singing, GO CUBS GO, GO CUBS GO, Hey Chicago what do you say, The Cubs are gonna win today, GO CUBS GO, GO CUBS GO, Hey Chicago what do you say, The Cubs are gonna win today. They got the power, they got the speed, To be the best in the national league, Well this is the year that the Cubs are real, So come on down to Wrigley Field. We're singing now! GO CUBS GO, GO CUBS GO, Hey Chicago what do you say, The Cubs are gonna win today GO CUBS GO, GO CUBS GO, Hey Chicago what do you say, The Cubs are gonna win today Baseball time is here again, You can catch it all on WGN, so stamp your feet and clap your hands, Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans. I hear them singing... GO CUBS GO!
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Submitted by _ on Wed, 10/14/2015 - 02:42

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welcome back my friend to the show that NEVER ends..... but you're gonna have to get used to this song..... MEET THE METS, MEET THE METS, Step right up and greet the Mets! Bring your kiddies, bring your wife; Guaranteed to have the time of your life because the Mets are really sockin' the ball; knocking those home runs over the wall! East side, West side, everybody's coming down to meet the M-E-T-S Mets of New York town! Oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the streets, where did they go? To MEET THE METS! Oh, they're hollerin' and cheerin' and they're jumpin' in their seats, where did they go? To MEET THE METS! All the fans are true to the orange and blue, so hurry up and come on down - 'cause we've got ourselves a ball club, The Mets of New York town! Give 'em a yell! Give 'em a hand! And let 'em know your rootin' in the stand! Come on and MEET THE METS, MEET THE METS, Step right up and greet the Mets! Bring your kiddies, bring your wife; Guaranteed to have the time of your life because the Mets are really sockin' the ball; knocking those home runs over the wall! East side, West side, everybody's coming down to meet the M-E-T-S Mets of New York town! Of New York town! hope you enjoyed Colorado as much as we did..... good to see you!!!!!
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Submitted by liketohike on Wed, 10/14/2015 - 06:42

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JK, but STL fans need a suicide hotline this morning...losing in the postseason to their rivals, oh my.... Have you heard about the lonesome loser Beaten by the queen of hearts every time Have you heard about the lonesome loser He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin' Oohoohooh .... oooh .... Sit down, take a look at yourself Don't you want to be somebody Someday somebody's gonna see inside You have to face up, you can't run and hide Have you heard about the lonesome loser Beaten by the queen of hearts every time Have you heard about the lonesome loser He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin' Unlucky in love, least that's what they say He lost his head and he gambled his heart away He still keeps searching though there's nothing left Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost. Have you heard about the lonesome loser Beaten by the queen of hearts every time Have you heard about the lonesome loser He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin' "It's okay", he smiles and says Though this loneliness is driving him crazy, He don't show what goes on in his head, but if you watch very close you'll see it all Sit down, take a look at yourself Don't you want to be somebody Someday somebody's gonna see inside You have to face up, you can't run and hide Have you heard about the lonesome loser Beaten by the queen of hearts every time Have you heard about the lonesome loser He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin' Have you heard about the lonesome loser Have you heard about the lonesome loser Have you heard about the lonesome loser Now tell me have you heard about the lonesome loser