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  • c_c
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    I mean NOT
    I mean NOT covering his red neck.
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    marye
    marye, yeah, one of his songs says that. long hair covering his redneck... peace.
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    David Allen Coe
    is who Warren Haynes first toured with back in the 80's. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. William Blake
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    Hollywoodland types
    An ever so typical, rich woman from Hollywoodland purchased the last remaining woodlands in the Malibu hills, intending to level the forest and build a big mansion. There was a really large, very old tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of her newly purchased land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she slipped and slid down the tree to the ground and got a lot of splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest emergincy room. The only doctor available happened to be an old deadhead. She told him how she had bought a big piece of land and then how she got all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and sat and waited and waited for morre than 6 hours before the doctor reapeared. The angry rich woman demanded, What took you so long??!!! The deadhead doc smiled and then told her, "Well, it took some time to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Manegement before I can remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
  • marye
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    well
    I'm going back almost 30 years here, but isn't he the one with the song about how his long hair doesn't cover up his red neck?
  • johnman
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    yes he is indeed
    however...his uncensored album is chock full of racial stuff. i do have several of his records, tho...but not that one
  • marye
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    David Allen Coe!
    A great songwriter indeed.
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    Exclusive view of the Empire State building in Tie Dye
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3283/2526160472_f68648e5b1.jpg
  • c_c
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    sorry, didn't mean to post that 911 call here, meant to put this one in:
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    just gotta be in the right frame of mind, and post whatever you want: "When the bowl was finished Johnny said Hey man, that stuff was great But fill your lungs with some of this And prepare to vegetate" ( -: and the other video version for the same tune: everybody sing along: The devil went to jamaica by David Allen Coe The devil went to Jamaica He was looking to sell some weed He was doin' fine They were standin' in line It was excellent weed indeed When he came across a young man Who was likewise peddling pot And the devil slid down the beach to the kid And said boy let me tell you what I guess you kind of figured I'm a reefer head of course And after all this time I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts Now your stuff smells okay But this could tranquilize a horse I'll bet a million in cash against your stash Cause I think mines better than yours The boy said my names Johnny And you ain't smoked nothing yet One hit of this grass will kick your ass You got yourself a bet Johnny roll a ball of hash And make sure it's the bomb Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope But if you can't the devil gets your dope The devil packed a bong With a little Acapulco Gold And resin flew from his finger tips As he fired up his bowl He filled that chamber all the way And he took a mighty hit And as they passed it back and forth It gave them both a coughing fit (coughing) When the bowl was finished Johnny said Hey man, that stuff was great But fill your lungs with some of this And prepare to vegetate Cannibis Sativa, Sweet Maryjane The devils in the backyard frying his brain Zig-Zag filled with the diggity-dank Hold on tight it will hit you like a tank The devil nodded off Because he knew that he was stoned And he asked if he could by an ounce Of the stuff that Johnny owned Johnny said, Devil just come on back If you ever wanna catch a buzz I done told you once You son of a bitch Mine's the best there ever was And they fired up doobies one by one Ain't gonna stop until the bag is done Green as a bullfrog Sticky as glue Granny do you get high, yes I do by David Allen Coe ( -: peace.
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In my opinion his sound and style fit in best with Panic. But it was definitely cool when he played with the Dead in 03/04. "I've stayed in every blue-light cheap hotel. Can't win for tryin. Dust off those rusty strings just one more time. Gonna make em shine."
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first: (((((DNC))))) 2nd: congrats to the happy couple. 3rd: >U must patiently peel the tinfoil from many 1948 cigarette packs and roll it in a ball before rubbing on sidewalk. Silver guaranteed. bloody hell, Hunter, now youse let loose the details of my technique of earning a living. shit, the price of them 48' packs just shot up on e-bay-- gosh darn it. 4th: can't say why, can't say how, just know it was there; hoping it will stay. was it this??: "All I know is something like a bird within her sang All I know she sang a little while and then flew on Tell me all that you know I'll show you Snow and rain If you hear that same sweet song again, will you know why? Anyone who sings a tune so sweet is passing by Laugh in the sunshine Sing, cry in the dark Fly through the night Don't cry now Don't you cry Don't you cry any more La da da da Sleep in the stars Don't you cry Dry your eyes on the wind La da da da da da All I know is something like a bird within her sang All I know she sang a little while and then flew on Tell me all that you know I'll show you Snow and rain" had it on the loop, some show I seen from 81, last night, first night in a long while, I fell asleep without Carlo Rossi present, (don't mis-understand, I'm not gay -- not that there's anything wrong with that) woke up with a different feeling inside. optimiCCstic, maybe, realisCCtic for sure. looked up at the ever so familiar ceiling in the little old house... not counting cracks, not trapped by only looking back; just a different feeling inside. my head on straight, my shoulders square, my eyes dry; still carrying the freight -- but without the weight. thanks, folks. thanks ((((DNC))) you been there when I needed you most. you stayed there and was still there when i dropped in again-- ever in need, still unable to express it, and ever so welcomed back like I was never gone. can't say how or why, everyone handles things different, no one better none worse; all doing things in our own way and in our own time. I do appreciate the emails sent, the feelings I feel here on the public space. can't express the gratitude properly. just: thank you, thank you very much in the Elvi tradition is the way to say; all y'all played a part, all y'all who reached out and touched me, cep't of course for BJW who grabbed my ass... LOL ( -; ** all y'all touched my heart with your kindness, it all played a part, in a new start. still heading out, accross a sea or two, got my Old Spice packed and some Bay Rum, too... just know, I love you all, and that, my friends, is what matters most of all. ** LOVE & PEACE, cc.
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Good of you to drop by and let us know how you've been. Stay well. If you happen to be in Moldova next week let's have a beer! When you hear the music ringin' in your soul And you feel in your heart, it grows and grows It came from the backstreet rock and roll And the healing has begun Van Morrison
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raise a glass and have a drink for me, my friend. if you happen to be in Pusan in 36 hours... or Shimonoseki in 12 hours... cheers, mate. love&peace.
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might as well have a bottle of oscar and wunna them ham, egg and cheeses samichs (from a street vendor..heeheehee)
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I just noticed that one of the endless spamvertisers here is asking us to buy model train layouts!!! Is this so we can re enact some classic Dead songs in the comfort of our own homes? Casey Jones Monkey and Engineer I know you rider Tons of Steel Or is it because some clever search engine picked up on us talking about shows that were train wrecks?
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On the computer the last year or so, I am super reluctant to click on any link.. "Here's my half a dollar if you dare .. double twist when you hit the air. Look at Julie down below .. the levee doing the dopaso"
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I don't follow the links, I just look at the personal profile pages. How do they manage to create so many memberships? I see that the site has one of those gizmos where people registering have to type the camouflaged letters. Do the spammers have a computer that can overcome that or are they paying people to physically create the accounts ? Yet another thankless task for our Marye wiping them all out. I hope the tech people can find a way to stop them.
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there is one logged on now about yeast infections. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ********************************** By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean. Mark Twain
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you could get a day job posting the spams and a night job getting rid of them!
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warm in the sun, bathed in the light, thanks for the private messages and email that help me get through the night. love&peace.
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you might be on to something.......
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If you can hold your shorts on for a couple more months, I might have something for you. Am not pulling your leg either, so cross your fingers for me that can get my new project going.********************************** By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean. Mark Twain
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the cleanup woman is on the case. I do agree with the EEEWWWW GROSS!
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Johnman,cross your fingers for luck,but cross your legs and you won't need that gnarly belt.Really 'Lily how very kind of you,may the 'Cosmic Watering Can' sprinkle your project with success....
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What is the beer and cookies capacity on that 2" double thick model? Can it be converted to transport emergency supplies?Oh wait,beer and cookies ARE emergency supplies....
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"Here's my half a dollar if you dare .. double twist when you hit the air. Look at Julie down below .. the levee doing the dopaso"
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Taking it a lil FURTHUR!!!!Trucking to Delaware today!! :) :) :)
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Gigi :) & everyone else Truckin to Delaware today :) Bet ya'll got nothing left to do, but smile ~ SMile~ SMILE !!! PEACE
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patchouli stinkin' drum beaters
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Ya think our Canadian pals are nursing hangovers today after getting their butts kicked in hockey last night? Ya bet!! Not too many Labatts left in the frig after that game.
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labatt's would make ANYBODY sick.....nasty, budweiser tastin' stuff.................heeheehee!!
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And not in a good way! Go U.S.A hockey!! "Here's my half a dollar if you dare .. double twist when you hit the air. Look at Julie down below .. the levee doing the dopaso"
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afraid i hafta agree with that "not in a good way" part...it's really too bad, cuz their beer is so potent.............................GO U.S.A.!!!
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Listening to the first Furthur show ever, from the Fox, and the Other One was playing, and i thought i heard Bobby singing, 'Furthur, Furthur, Furthur Around, ' instead of the usual 'Coming, Coming, Coming Around, In a Circle..etc...' ....but. after a relisten, i don't think so...must have had a headful that day! Would be cool to hear him Start singing that!..... .....Can't wait 'till AllGood... Furthur & West Virginia beautiful mountains - Almost Heaven Indeed! Peace
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nobody's talkin about hockey today?See you in 4 years.
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that's coooold, brother...but congrats!!...yes, 4 years...
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delicious, thank you........all......fuuuuuuzzzzzzzeeeeeee..heeheeheheee......GOOOOD cookie
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Looking for a GREAT COMPLETE copy of 5/2/70 show. I have the Dicks Picks but that is missing one song and the NRPS set.
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In a long long time. "Here's my half a dollar if you dare .. double twist when you hit the air. Look at Julie down below .. the levee doing the dopaso"
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Chimenti man, that cat can tickle them keys with the best of them. peace. different gig than yesterday:
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FUCK SORRY, THE GAME OF SWEET REVENGE ::::: Karma?!? You all know I’m a sucker for betting the kids over music, sometimes making them cry on the basketball court( beaten by a Girl ~ a Mom no less), and gloating over the occasional board game. Everyone has finally settled and I’m relaxing in my room, reading The Green Mile. Feeling rather parched ( thank you Noodle! ) I head into the kitchen for a glass of tea~ or should I say cup, seeing as how there’s a shortage of glasses at our house. The only light is coming from the fish tank. Out of nowhere there’s a stabbing, blinding pain radiating from my right foot. Feet that I’ve sworn could walk over hot coals without breaking a sweat; thanks to my grocery store motto. For a few seconds I thought I was going to black out & crash into the aforementioned tank. Hopping on my remaining reliable foot I look down & spot the upright red man on the rug. It all comes back to me in a flash: I heartily knock Kramer’s green man back to start and I can hear myself chanting “SORRY! Victory is mine!” ARGGGH!! I sit down on the floor to make sure there’s no gaping hole in my foot as I wearily eye the red devil. I hurl him in the vicinity of the trash can, miss and mumble a few choice words under my breath. I make it to the fridge and although the tea is welcome, it just doesn’t seem as sweet as before. Waking up this morning, karma far from my mind I plant both feet on the floor and the pain comes flooding back. I’ve stepped on my share of kid toys and that damn Sorry piece was worse than the dreaded Lego and matchbox car put together. So, if your in a similar situation, don’t let the Power of beating your kids go to your head, because it can surely come back to haunt you. I’m starting a petition that all games with choking hazard warnings should also alert the unsuspecting game enthusiast of Stone Bruise Dangers….. Hex on YOU Parker Brothers!! cheezy I know, but why the hell not ??? :) PEACE
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thought I was seeing double... a masterpiece of a story, rider. *** well, 2 can play at that game: ( -: back because I got no new idears.................... (sing along everybody!) iknowurider's, gonna drink a cuppa tea iknowurider's, gonna drink a hot cuppa tea Gotta teabag with sugar, baby, please pour herbal for cc Heard her last scream last night, Lord, you know her floor was a mess Heard her last scream last night, Lord, you know her floor was a mess Got that rider foot fetish, baby, I must confess iknowurider said "WHAT THE FUCK DID I STEP ON!!??!" iknowurider said "WHAT THE FUCK DID I STEP ON!??!" Goshnab stubbed her toe, gonna keep limping on Stepped in poo last night, Lord, you know she was pissed Scrapped the doo doo off, Lord, being done dog down dissed This ain't no crunch club baby, I just wanna get kissed iknowurider's, gonna put her fishnets on iknowurider's, gonna put her slit skirt on Gonna put on her garter belt, gonna keep turning me on Saw her last night, Lord, you know she looks the best Chatted last night, Lord, she’s unlike all the rest My heart was thumping baby, she put my celibacy to the test iknowurider, gonna put your fishnets on iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on The walls of the ‘love shack’ are shakin' again today The windows of the ‘love shack’ are all shatterin' today Some lucky someones are really getting blown away iknowurider, has her fishnets on iknowurider, has her slit skirt on Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on I wish I could see you try your garter belt on I wish I could see you try that slit skirt on I'd 'bleep bleep bleep' like Roadrunner, and that ain’t no con iknowurider's, gonna put those fishnets on iknowurider's, gonna put that slit skirt on Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on I wish I was on tour, not working on this farm I wish I was on tour, not working on this farm I’d get a tattoo of you, my baby, and put it on my arm iknowurider, gonna put your fishnets on iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on I wish you’d let me come in out from the rain I wish you’d let me come in from out the rain Cause right now, baby, my heart is in real pain iknowurider, gonna put those fishnets on iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on Cause in your “love shack” baby, I know what’s going on iknowurider says "I’m gonna put my fishnets on" iknowurider says "I’m gonna put my slit skirt on" "Gonna put on my garter belt, as soon as cc stops drooling on on on ON ON ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" love&peace&peace&love
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am wiping tears of laughter from my eyes. That was just great, joe! And of course rider's inspiration for it too!********************************** By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean. Mark Twain
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you forgot to mention her piercings-or maybe you hadn't known about them yet.********************************** By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean. Mark Twain
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I'd need specifics, better yet, photgraphclitical evidance. yuk yuk yuk. ( -;
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I saw a commercial last night, for Citröen, that was using footage of an interview with John Lennon to sell a damn car! ********************************** By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean. Mark Twain
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...bending over for Citroen?? Say it ain't so!
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But it's nauseatingly true. He didn't bend over himself though, someone else did BUT good! Someone who seems to have no clue that he would have said NO to his face pushing Citröen. And I know I didn't hallucinate this nightmare-JimiC saw it too :(********************************** By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean. Mark Twain
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(I haven't seen this yet) is that I think there's an interview of Sean Lennon circulating in which he explains why this is a swell idea.
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http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/sean-lennon-defends-john-lennon-… I haven't seen the ad but according to this web site's interview with Sean, Yoko was just trying to keep John "out there in the world". News to Yoko; you don't need to worry about anyone forgetting John, although I'd like to forget the nonsense that took part when he tried to force you into The Beatles which, along with saying this pandering isn't about money, I'll never understand. The universe... "it's a series of tubes (or donuts)... enormous amounts of material...!" (Psychedelized version of) Ted Stevens’s infamous remarks about the internet