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  • thesteam
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    "Well it sounded so sweet. I had to take me a chance,I rose out of me seat, Lord I had to dance, Started moving my feet, and clapping my hands." Going 'round and 'round... The Grateful Dead were a dance band. The Music man! Well said.
  • JohnnyRock41
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    I CAN'T WAIT TILL...
    Everyone stops the bullshit about this that the other ones and remember what's it about. The Music! Does anyone remember the music? The way it made you feel the first time you heard it? Maybe it was China Cat or Estimated Prophet? All of a sudden, out of nowhere, you need to get up and dance. And then, everybody's dancing. The music is what draws us in together. The music is what brings the band together. Not everyone gets the Dead. We get it. The music will never stop. I'm sure everyone has a song that they have enjoyed over the years with someone dear to them that is no longer with us. Be thankful that you get the chance to be here at this time to enjoy life with new people, new dreams and new hope. Hey that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. The stars were spinning dizzy, But the band kept us so busy We forgot about the time. "Oh if a man tried To take his time on earth And prove before he died What one man's life could be worth I wonder what would happen To this world."
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    Whooo Hoooo, I'm in!!!! See yall there!!!
  • metsofny
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    I was on the ticketmaster sight at 10:00 when tickets went on sale. Tickets were sold out immediately for the MSG show. Ticketmaster then directed me to their sister site tickets now. The $100 tickets were now being sold for up to $3500. Ticket master sold all the tickets to themselves and now started charging obscene amounts. The cheapest available were 400 level tickets behind the stage and these were $180. This is BS. THE DEAD NEEDS TO STOP USING TICKET MASTER NOW.....there are other ways to sell tickets.
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    I just checked and was able to get tickets for Hartford -- nosebleeds, but in the door at least. BUT I don't understand what is going on with Albany, you get directed to a ticket reseller. This whole thing is pretty strange. I'd like to see the number of tickets ACTUALLY sold and/or COMPd for each venue after every available method (including going to the venue) has been available for 24 hours. I think that would be very revealing. For one thing, it would say how popular a draw The Dead still are and it would reveal how fans are being manipulated. I'm not faulting the band at all, I think they are as much victims as we seem to be. So c'mon, put the numbers out there so we can see! The pay was pathetic. It's a shame those boys couldn't be more copascetic.
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    I was so looking forward to this tour. Then the sticker shock. I got over it. I'm going to charlottesville. I'll be the one in the tie dye see ya there.
  • pockeyway
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    I hear your pain. Not sure what went down but I am confident it has nothing to do with the band. Perhaps another scam in Corporate America? I bought tickets to a few shows and thought I'd check out another venue sold through Ticketmaster. Tickets had gone on sale 20 minutes earlier. When I tried to purchase I was told the floor was sold out, then tried for anything, and again sold out, but their "partner" Ticket something (probably the Ticket Now you mentioned, but I do not recall) did have tickets priced from $150-$717. They were directly on the Ticketmaster site. I was disenchanted, so I figured 2 shows will be enough. I don't mind paying face value, and their little surcharges, but this was such a turn off that I stopped looking for any other shows. I'm going back to the good old fashioned mail order next time. Glad you got tic's. Have a great show.
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    Ticketmaster is selling tickets to Chicago online and yes you want to steer clear of Tickets Now. "Everybody's braggin' and drinking that wine, I can tell the queen of diamonds by the way she shines. Come to daddy on an inside straight, well I've got no chance of losing this time"
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    Ticket Rant: What is the Deal & Why did it go Down?
    You may refer to this as the TICKET RANT!! Part I First off, I am not ever going to criticize the BAND. I've been Deadicated since 1966 and my first show was seen in 1972 (Fab Fox in STL). The Dead gets better, and better, and better every tour, because of where they came from and who they have associated themselves with. And, I mean no disrespect to JERRY because he is my idol and a true hero. A tour would be BETTER with him, and we do not forget. I will not bitch about paying $50.00 or $100.00 or a little more for a great ticket to see the Dead. Why, because they are worth it and it is tremendously expensive to do a tour. We don't mind paying sports heroes and movie stars outrageous money for far inferior talents, to do things that do not compare to the rigors of a tour like the one we are all looking forward to. Music is hard work dedication and love and the trip that these artists, and they truly are artists, will take us on is truly a surreal experience. ( by the way professional athletes are super humans but they are not generaly artist or musicians ) Part II - The Rant I am going from near STL to the Chicago show because it is the only one close enough to be affordable. Posted ticket prices for this show were $95 - $50. Tickets were to be on sale at noon Friday, January 23. I set aside time from work to be available because, my probably and now a learned mistaken understanding was that on line, was the only way to purchase tickets, after the pre-sale and mail- in options went by the by. I preregistered this week with Ticketmaster, I thought, so that I would hopefully get a ticket to see my favorite BAND. My best friend and I hoping to relive the last Chicago show I can remember with the BAND, at the same venue under "The Other Ones" moniker. Well, I go to the website only to find that the ticket sale is 10:00 a.m. on Saturday. REGROUP. So I get up early on a Saturday to prepare for what I am sure is going to be a long day. I want to get tickets like everyone else in a bad way. I have an email that commemorates my prereg with what I thought was Ticketmaster. So I begin the journey get logged in with deadnet find out that I am not preregistered with ticketmaster. I reregister and find that ther are no tickets for sale on Ticketmaster site. What's going on? Did they cancel something, move back the sale stagger the sale, was it sold out in two seconds WTF????????? I go to my email, click this and that, I was preregistered not with Ticketmaster, but with Tickets Now ( a Ticketmaster Co. ) They have tickets but not for $50.00 or $95.00, they are scalping, I assume, the tickets that were confirmed by mail order, presale or who the F...knows. I won't pay much more than face for any event because you can get into Wrigley Field, Busch, Fox, Pageant, anywhere if you know what you are doing. I do NOT need a miracle, I want to pay value for value, NO PROBLEM. But this was sick and I do not blame it on the BAND. It is unmitigated greed from the people who purchased tickets early so they can go for free, Ticketmaster, or the venues themselves. (they are real dead heads) Capitalism is the WHEEL and we are the hamsters, So God Bless the Conspiracy!!!!!!!! I wasted numerous hours of time and even requested an alert from Ticket master as to when the tickets would go on sale still waiting, eight hours later. Well I did try to call Ticketmaster BUSY. Then I called a local (Belleville Il) Ticketmaster to find that they had tickets. They had tickets, but by this time only those going for $50.00. Ones you could buy from Tickets Now for at least twice face ++++++++ 100.00 tickets now going for $300, $400, $900. Why wasn't Ticketmaster selling tickets on line????? Why didn't Ticketmaster let people know that they could just go to a vendor and get tickets rather than putting a message on line that they had no tickets on-sale for the show. I'm knowing and believing the the BAND did not have anything to do with this ripoff> And, I was able to get a good ticket but not without having to go to Consider it Dan to get presale tickets that were not sold out. Doing this did force us to spend xtra money but value considered it was a good deal. Done ranting Feedback and hope someone in authority with the BAND gets with it!!!
  • lunaticonthegrass
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    As a a life long Pennsylvania resident, it's bitter sweet seeing The Dead play the Spectrum. Not sure how many people know this, but the Spectrum is being demolished before the year is out. And The Dead hold the record for number of shows at the Spectrum. So this run will be really special for me. That old Spectrum has so many memories and it'll be sad to see it go, but no better way to say goodbye than at a Dead show. http://www.rememberthespectrum.com/ Call it local knowledge, gained a long time ago.
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The band says Happy New Year with an announcement of almost twenty shows in April and May.  More details to come!

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Let me begin by saying my blood pressure went through the roof a few minutes ago. I am having a very difficult time breathing - for real!!!! I have taken 4 hits of albuterol in the last 10 minuites - I am so damn happy. GDTSTOO!!!! Priority mail - Shoreline Amphitheatre section 102 row CC!!!!!!! Somebody hug me phuleeeeeeezzzzzz!!!!!! For all the bad vibes for GDTSTOO - I got plenty of love to share!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! THANK YOU GDTSTOO!!!!! Lady finger, dipped in moonlight Writing "What for?" across the morning sky Sunlight splatters dawn with answers Darkness shrugs and bids the day goodbye Peaceful Journey To You All Saint Stephen
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I will be bringing 2 decorated banners on tour. Both banners are being designed by talented artists. I will be at every show with them(except the second shoreline) and already have plans to meet up with lots of people from this site to get them signed. I am trying to get as many signatures as possible! I will also be taking fun pics with them at scenic locations like haight/ashbury corner... times square and everything in between! If you would like to make arrangements to meet up and sign, please email me at jphilipedwards@yahoo.comHope to see you at the show! Peace 42% of all statistics are made up.
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Sounds pretty cool about the banners, i'll sign it in Philly, save me one of those homemade beers too bro., i'll return the favor in the lot.Phatmoye
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congrats! Those are very, very fine tickets (and I am all the more happy to see them go to someone for regular price). I got mine yesterday too. We're in the 201s. I'm happy. I can't speak for GDTSTOO, but they do not normally deal with credit cards at all, so I suspect there were a few infrastructure issues adjusting to the sudden new reality. Anyway, thank you ticket ladies!!!
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They started taking credit card orders as Ruby was retiring and Francie was coming in, we did credit card for last fall ratdog, and GDTS TOO and ladies rock, even Elvis over there!!!
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see, someone usually knows more than I do!
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PRESALE TICKETS HAVE ARRIVED!!!!! But then again, my only show is Greensboro, so I should be among the first to get them? This waiting is making me crazy!
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there's a charity auction benefiting Rex, Unbroken Chain and Further Foundations for "the best seats in the house"--details are here: http://www.rexfoundation.org/deadtour_09.html Other than that, I dunno, particularly the 3 a.m. part. I can't find anything about it on the Shoreline site (shorelineamp.com).
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oops..didnt mean to type Charlotte earlier...we realized this concert is on easter so we will be unable to attend..I have 2 tickets in section 234 row F....just wanna get face value back. if anyone interested giarc8371@yahoo.com is how i can be reached...
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Just being looking at the e-mailed rehearsal and inauguration videos.Come on guys,how about one last European tour and make one old Brit very happy.Neary six years since Ratdog last visited us and its been too bloody long.
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I'm bummed The Dead didn't put the Hampton Coliseum in the schedule. Would have brought back some fine memories...
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im thrilled, albany is the forth (?) gig of the tour too, so hopefully theyll the settled in to a nice groove by then
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warm up the band for you northerners down here in the Carolinas!!!
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Marye-Is there any way we can list our other shows on our "Attended shows" list? ie: JGB-RD-Further Fest-Other ones-Phil&Friends etc......
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I'll pass this request along to the tech folks. The short answer is I Dunno! But I'll see what I can find out.
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I could use some advice please. I will be bringing 2 decorated banners on tour. Both banners are being designed by talented artists. I will be at every show with them(except the second shoreline) and already have plans to meet up with lots of people from this site to get them signed. I am trying to get as many signatures as possible! I will also be taking fun pics with them at scenic locations like haight/ashbury corner... times square and everything in between! My question is this....what is a good way to get the banners to the band so they can sign? I tried a letter to David Gans and he informed me he wont be on this tour or in contact with the band. I have asked everyone I know for ideas and have gotten some good ones but I am still looking for a way, if anyone can help. Feel free to email me at jphilipedwards@yahoo.com Peace.
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UnkleSam-Thanks for posting that because it brings up something Ive been thinking about lately-We know the Government is hurting right now and all the cities & towns need $$,bad- So dont be surprised if some of these cities that our happy little freak show is visiting dont have it in they're minds to make alot of easy money by busting and fining Deadheads. Im just urging everyone(especially the ones doing the whole tour) Be VERY careful this time- I strongly feel that evil minds are planning evil things. Dont mean to sound so dark- But to me it only makes sense that some people will take advantage of unsuspecting people just out to have a good time-Dont let them piss on our parade-Keep your stash real small, Dont deal ♪♪♪ "The heat come round and busted me for smilin' on a cloudy day!"♪♪♪♪Peace
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"DON'T NEED DOPE TO DANCE" I couldn't have put it any better. The music should suffice for this kid. "When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest!" - Bullwinkle Moose
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Test me .........test me.........why?
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There is definitely a shooting-fish-in-a-barrel quality about this for the thuggier side of law enforcement, so watch each card you play and play it slow. Sadly, the trouble with visibility is that it attracts people wanting to exploit and abuse you, in addition to more benign sorts.
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Hey Everyone! Sign up now to receive updates on the official Dead '09 Spring Tour Charity Auction benefitting the Rex Foundation, Furthur Foundation, and the Unbroken Chain Foundation. Check out www.charityfolks.com and click on The Dead '09 Tour picture to sign-up!!
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TILL THE PHILLY RUN!!!! Good look on the extra caution Unlcle Sam."You can never stop learning," Phatmoye
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I have tickets for the concert at the DCU Center in Worcester, MA ... they sent me some information about a dead threadz event. I guess they're asking fans to make a quilt piece so they can put it together and present it to the band? It seems like a pretty cool idea... any suggestions on what I should put on it?
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my sugestion is put on your favorite show...close your eyes and whatever you see is what you should make let your life proceed by its own design
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Yeah I heard about that too- I think you should visualize an image from one of your favorite songs and run with it--About the HEAT at the Dead shows- I have an old friend who's a local cop and he heard Mass. State Troopers will be targeting vehicles with Dead stickers on the highway in and around the Worcester area. Stay low-key guys-They need money and we are easy pickin's. Not trying to freak anyone out-Just tryin' to make sure everyone can have a great time with minimal hassels!!--Noonie-nice CASSIDY quote-see ya in WORC!!!!!!
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tj crowley well....DSO have announced their n.e. tour and i'll be able to get to 4 shows instead of one(1) GD....never thought i'd see the day (or nite)
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Is it FACES??? Looks like a blurred out pink floyd cover.'things are gonna get stranger, so lets get on with show' "You can never stop learning," Phatmoye
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I dont know what the hell it is, I have seen something like that before during mind altering state This is def getting weider!!! and I like it!!
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Only 35 more dayz till showtime!!!!! ♪♪♪"March Winds Gonna Blow All My Troubles Away!!"♪♪♪
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Batcavejoe/Phatmoye!!! Tell the sicko to pull up his or her pants and get off the copy machine!! I'm needin' to hear some US Blues on this tour amongst many other tunes....... Lady finger, dipped in moonlight Writing "What for?" across the morning sky Sunlight splatters dawn with answers Darkness shrugs and bids the day goodbye Peaceful Journey To You All Saint Stephen
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I definately need my THE ELEVEN fix!! Hope I get to hear it in Philly."You can never stop learning," Phatmoye
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Yeah Bro-Just read the tour schedule myself-2 shows at Hampton Beach,NH, 6/12-13!! Just so happens im up there w/my fam that week on vacay!! How sweet it is! Nice to dig on some LIVE DEAD music w/out breakin' the bank!! Whoever's in the area-you should go-Hampton ROCKS for concerts-Right on the beach-cool bars-cold drinks-warm nights-Deadheads dancing!!!Bring it on,baby!!!BTW-does PHIL still play that six stringer?? Thing's a BEAST!!
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Id be happy to get Scarlet/Fire or Cassidy/Deal or China/Cat---Love those combos!!! Lots of memories.....
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Meant to say CHINA/RIDER my bad....
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Would be in my personal opinion DARKSTAR/CHINA CAT/THE ELEVEN, that would make my night. The only version I know of that is on the 1st box set. If anyone knows of another version like that, feel free to PM me with the date and year."You can never stop learning," Phatmoye
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Casidy/Deal for sure!!! I've always liked to dance to Tennesse Jed as well - I needs ta hear my theme song too!!!! LOL! Me & My Uncle plus Big Boss Man would be a bone shaker too!!! Why do the days to show time have to go by so slooooow! Lady finger, dipped in moonlight Writing "What for?" across the morning sky Sunlight splatters dawn with answers Darkness shrugs and bids the day goodbye Peaceful Journey To You All Saint Stephen
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Yo, Anyone truckin up to the chicago show from Rochester, NY area? Lemme know we should ride together and save gas/the world. peace
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Has anyone who did the faxing in mail order had their credit card charged yet? Or received tickets? I did the faxing in for the second Shoreline, on the day they went on sale. I know the fax went through, yet I am a little worried my card has not been charged, or no hold on the money yet. Thanks, Sunny sunnydrop73@gmail.com "The bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began.." http://sunnydrop73.blogspot.com/
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Awesome venue i seen alot of shows there....the night jerry passed there was a drumcircle on the beach till sunrise after the rat dog show....last time i was there my wife and i were in a phsycadelic state of mind...she looks at me and says i want to have kids..wholy shit i love you and all but i am barely sane....so our second one is due oct 2nd
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Here's a bit of reading about getting busted for Led Zeppelin and other bumper stickers in Illinois: SPRINGFIELD, IL - With the state legislature's passage of a bill last week allowing police officers to cite Led Zeppelin bumper stickers as probable cause for a vehicular search, Illinois became the 13th state to recognize classic-rock-related automobile decorations as grounds for waiver of a warrant. "We've known for years that there was a direct correlation between the presence of a Led Zeppelin bumper sticker and the likelihood of that vehicle containing a controlled substance like marijuana," said DeKalb County Sheriff Ronald Bauer. "However, it wasn't until last Thursday that it was within our power to act on this knowledge to make a drug-possession arrest." Illinois' action comes on the heels of the recent Supreme Court decision that the Fourth Amendment guarantee against unreasonable search and seizure does not require police to obtain a warrant if there is sufficient cause to believe the vehicle contains contraband. Following the top court's ruling, a number of states, including Utah, North Carolina and Wisconsin, moved to specifically name Led Zeppelin bumper stickers as a factor in determining whether to conduct searches. The decision, says Bauer, is supported by extensive data. Illinois state records show that in 1998, there were 362 cases in which a traffic-violation-related search of a Led Zeppelin-logo-adorned vehicle was found to contain illegal drugs or such drug paraphernalia as rolling papers, plastic baggies and metal pipes bearing a row of four cryptic symbols. Yet before the passage of HB 1921, ill-defined definitions of probable cause have meant that an officer acting on this knowledge was entering risky legal territory. "This is exactly what policemen have been asking for for years," said Bauer, who said the new law will precipitate a "considerable increase" in the frequency of drug-related arrests of motorists by Illinois police, especially in rural areas. "It used to be that if we spotted a car with that crazy-looking wizard on it, we had to just drive right past unless the longhairs inside were specifically doing something illegal." Illinois Attorney General Jim Ryan applauded passage of the bill. "After the Supreme Court decision, it was just a matter of fine-tuning our interpretation of 'probable cause,'" Ryan said. "We've found that Led Zeppelin bumper stickers - or, for that matter, just the sound of "The Immigrant Song" or "Livin' Lovin' Maid" coming from an open window - is exactly the sort of smoking gun local authorities needed to establish a baseline for assessing that probable cause." Ryan continued: "When it comes right down to it, though, prudent officers have always, to a great degree, relied on common sense. If a vehicle, especially a late 1970s American-made sedan with a vinyl top and some rust, also bears a Led Zeppelin sticker, what are the odds the driver is not in frequent possession of drugs or alcohol?" Preliminary data seems to indicate that this logic is sound. In a Monday-afternoon field test, state troopers detained 100 Peoria-area motorists under the new Criminal Code 861.4/Section 8 (Probable Cause/ZOSO). Nearly 60 percent of the vehicles contained alcohol, drugs or drug paraphernalia, and nearly all contained suspected alcohol or drug abusers. Rockford resident Doug Wojcek, charged Tuesday with possession of a quarter-ounce of marijuana, was among those arrested under the new law. "I was minding my own business when some policeman pulls me over and searches my glove compartment," said Wojcek, 36. "It was just like when Robert Plant gets hassled by the cops in that one song 'Misty Mountain Hop.' Hey, what could I do?" "This is bullshit," he added. "What about the kids with those Nine Inch Nails stickers? No one is going after them." Despite such complaints, Illinois Gov. George H. Ryan spoke out in support of the law and advocated widening its scope. "We might have to add provisions for the search of vehicles bearing the Pink Floyd rainbow-and-black-prism, the Blue Oyster Cult symbol, or maybe even the word Ozzy," said Gov. Ryan, noting that many other states had already made these changes. "We cannot allow this law to become discriminatory in practice. It must serve everyone equally." Talk about gettin' busted for smilin' on a cloudy day! Lady finger, dipped in moonlight Writing "What for?" across the morning sky Sunlight splatters dawn with answers Darkness shrugs and bids the day goodbye Peaceful Journey To You All Saint Stephen
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Ryan hasn't been governor for years, in fact he's in jail as I recall. That said, there ARE benighted states where the courts have found that a Dead sticker constitutes probable cause, so don't be a test case.
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I assume this search is happening AFTER being pulled over for a traffic infraction? Which is bad enough... but being pulled over just for having a sticker I'd be getting a lawyer. "When the smoke has cleared she said, that's what she said to me. You're gonna want a bed to lay your head and a little sympathy"
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having the sticker is probable cause for pulling you over, and yeah, I agree, that's bogus.
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Sheesh! how can we find out which states carry out this atrocity? "When the smoke has cleared she said, that's what she said to me. You're gonna want a bed to lay your head and a little sympathy"
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Yes Marye! That is from the Onion I think it 07.03.08. Sorry for posting such an old story - but it is interesting to see just how twisted the since of reasoning is in our gov! I'll proably get a ticket myself for bein' short, fat & ugly!!! Hey now! You can never take yourself too seriously! Lady finger, dipped in moonlight Writing "What for?" across the morning sky Sunlight splatters dawn with answers Darkness shrugs and bids the day goodbye Peaceful Journey To You All Saint Stephen