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  • cosmicbadger
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    Happy Halloween to you and happy hunting too! aaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Werewolves of London aaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • GratefulGigi
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    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!! :)
  • cosmicbadger
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    Enough is enough GRTUD
    It is one thing to indulge in tasteless, testosterone-driven, innuendo-laden, low-brow word play It is QUITE ANOTHER to adulterate the sacred words of Mr Hunter Apologise now or Santa Claus will not be passing YOUR way this year
  • GRTUD
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    Doin' that Shag?
    Sitting in Mangrove Valley chasing lightbeamsEverything wanders from baby to Z Baby, baby, pretty, young on Tuesday Old like a rum drinking demon at tea Baby, baby, tell me what's the matter Why, why tell me, what's your why now? Tell me why will you never come home? Tell me what's your reason if you got a good one Everywhere I go The people all know Everyone's doin' that shag Take my line go fishing for a Tuesday Maybe take my supper, eat it down by the sea Gave my baby twenty, forty good reasons Couldn't find any better ones in the morning at three Rain gonna come but the rain gonna go, you know Stepping off sharply from the rank and file Awful cold and dark like a dungeon Maybe get a little bit darker 'fore the day Hipsters, tripsters, real cool chicks, sir, everyone's doin' that shag You needn't gild the lily, offer jewels to the sunset No one is watching or standing in your shoes Wash your lonely feet in the river in the morning Everything promised is delivered to you Don't neglect to pick up what your share is All the winter birds are winging home now Hey Love, go and look around you Nothing out there you haven't seen before now But you can wade in the water and never get wet if you keep on doin' that shag One eyed jacks and the deuces are wild The aces are crawling up and down your sleeve Come back here, Baby Louise, and tell me the name of the game that you play Is it all fall down? Is it all go under? Is it all fall down, down, down Is it all go under? Everywhere I go the people all know everybody's doin' that shag Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.
  • cosmicbadger
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    From the New York Times
    maybe you should move to Carolina, Professor Devotion: SHAGGING'S A CAROLINA DUTY AND PLEASURE Published: September 10, 1989 To the Editor: Roy Attaway writes (''Shagging,'' Op-Ed, Aug. 18): ''Last April, I was in Columbia and was informed by the chamber of commerce - facetiously? - that the shag is now the state dance of South Carolina.'' For the record, the General Assembly of South Carolina designated the shag the official dance of South Carolina by Act 329 of 1984. The 1989 South Carolina legislative manual states: ''The shag, one of the great developments of terpsichorean culture and native to this state, is performed to music known as rhythm and blues.'' We Charlestonians have mixed emotions, as we (with a little help from Myrtle Beach) invented not only the shag but also another dance of some small renown - the Charleston. I read Roy Attaway's article on Sunday morning in Hilton Head, where the preceding night the South Carolina Trial Lawyers Association had its annual convention dance. A large number of trial lawyers and half the state's judiciary spent Saturday evening confirming the wisdom of the General Assembly by doing the shag! ROBERT N. ROSEN Charleston, S.C., Aug. 21, 1989 The writer is the author of ''A Short History of Charleston.' This kind of stuff never fails to have us simple minded Brits rolling around on the floor in hysterics
  • Hal R
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    cosmicbadger and GRTUD Well you are certainly keeping me amused. If I say it doesn't take much for that to happen don't be insulted. These synapses never had a problem with boredom. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. Wiliam Blake
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    While shagging some fly balls at my college athletic facility years ago, I witnessed as a shag was struck by a baseball and nearly killed. My teammates and I picked the creature up and carried it to the vehicle of our captain, who was also an instructor at the school. As the bird lay dazed on the shag carpet of the college lecturer's panel van's floor (shaggin' wagon) we attempted to calm our nerves by smoking some freshly rolled shag. Within a few moments, the shag began to reclaim it's faculties and attempted to stand but due to the lingering shock, it began to shag around hysterically, which caught the attention of a stray shaggy dog passing nearby. The dog bolted towards the bird unbeknownst to most of our group with the exception of a rather shy lad named Karl, who sported a '70's style shag haircut. I hadn't noticed the impending tragedy due to my attention being distracted by the attractive beauty of a collegian, named Vanessa Kensington. God she was beautiful! I'm sure she could shag like a minx! As I drifted off in the blissful lust of an afternoon daydream, my reality was shattered by the sound of high pitched human screams, deep bestial groans and the sound of clawing against the enamored sheet metal of the van's floor and walls. Wow, I was shagging Vanessa rotten! Dreams do come true! I've often wondered how that fucking bird got away from that mangy dog. Oh, well. All's well that end's well... All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
  • c_c
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    yeah, I do not think they got the timing 'just exactly perfect' one of those two robot Japanese babes says something to the effect of "please do not say or do anything that may be 'sexual harrassment' " the voices are really annoying, like the "put on" voices that Japanese department store elevator girls are forced to use. or the recorded announcements in department stores... trust me, they do NOT talk like that in real life. hey badger, did you smoke "fags" in the UK??
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    I agree with you gypsy soul like a bad godzilla movie :)
  • gypsy soul
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    AM I STEROTYPING??
    is it me or do the fembots mouths not match up with their words, just like the godzilla movies??? nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
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please blame a time delay, but you were not online when I posted that. peace
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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the Devil. 'You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves. ' George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell. 'No!' George said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long for eternity.' The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more rocks appeared. 'No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' thought George. The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, 'Yeah, I can handle this.' 'The devil smiled and said.... 'Monica, you're free to go!' yuk yuk yuk... ( -: peace.
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okay seems like your words are typing funny in some of your post .but whats up w/cceoj?the things i miss when im not around."badger hasent been keepingyou on your toes huh? peace
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just not myself these days is all. peace.
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sorry to hear that.hope things start lookin' up for you.sounds like you need some well beams to be sent your way!!may your heart stay at peace through whatever it is going on with you.take care oh humble brother/'host'...hee. peace to you
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my heart is fine, it is my body that is betraying me. age is starting to take it's toll, I reckon, as well as some old conditions/injuries that are acting up more frquently than ever before. thanks for the well beams, I do appreciate it. love and peace.
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eojCC you may feel alittle backwards, but it's ok we still love you :)
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thanks Mom. I'm still walking so I'm sure that I can dance... but damn it because both hurt and even sitting hurts, I think one hip is shot to hell, and that happens to be on the same side that one of my ankles is fucked up, as well as my shoulder. I am not getting older gracefully, and it really sucks. but I love you, too; all of you. love and peace.
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well glade to hear your heart is okay.yup i too relate to the broken body. i got injured 2 years ago at work.ive done nursing for 16 years ,so my body has takin its toll.and ive been in alot of pain thats why im not really on line as much.its my low back and rt hip.however this week it is going into my lft.as well and the meds and ice only go so far.and i absolutly cant even do my exercisses.including walking.i guess we all need some good healing energy sent our way!!!peace to you as always!!!!take care my achy brother[;
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thanks again heathaa and I certainly hope you feel better, too. I generally shy away from meds, but what do you take? I will probably go get an MRI of my hip this week, the x-rays didn't show enough.
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Members Who's online There are currently 3 users and 44 guests online. Online users Oroboros eojCC cosmicbadger All online users
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Going to Penn's Peak Jim Thrope,PA tonight to see them jam!! I wait It's gonna rock :)
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still have not seen them yet. maybe next time. nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
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And have a grateful time at DSO, Mom! "Ultimately a hero is a man who would argue with the gods, and so awakens devils to contest his vision." - Norman Mailer
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Happy GRATEFUL Thanksgiving!!! love and peace.
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Happy thanksgiving one and all This came up on Utube recently. Anyone recognise themselves??
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times they area changin but im still Les Gibson n would love to hear from some brothers and sisters that i got to know on tour from 89 to 95 and any shows since then love love love it works if you work it...
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Thanks Badger! very cool vid! that IS me, dancing stage right with Madona!
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Dark Star Orchestra was smokin the mountain last night at Penn's Peak!! some show from 1974 Montana hot set started with Bertha ending with Waiting for a miracle!!
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loosely based on my biography, how I met my old lady and life way back when... (note the appearances of Spiker Jones and Ace McDanger) love and peace.
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They're AWESOME! I wish I were there with you, Mom. Glad we were represented. I'd love to see Phil jam with these folks (Hey, I can dream, can't I?) John is an excellent guitar player as are Rob Eaton and Kevin. Lisa, Dino and The Other One (Rob Koritz) are also excellent. In addition to these folks is Barraco on keys! Great band, I've seen them about a dozen times and can't wait to see them again. I need to hit the lotto or something. Work is really interfering with my job! "Ultimately a hero is a man who would argue with the gods, and so awakens devils to contest his vision." - Norman Mailer
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greetings dear friends from the Black Sea Coast of Romania! Last time i was here it was hard to get a phone connection: now there is wireless in every cowshed. That's progress, but I bet some eurohacker is downloading all my passwords right now!
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healthy travels, mate! hope you have a real good time!!! stay safe, and enjoy!!!
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great to hear from you!!have a good time keep us posted on your travels..stay safe,peace
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Be sure to stop by my cousin's place at Bran Castle. He's very hospitable! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket "Ultimately a hero is a man who would argue with the gods, and so awakens devils to contest his vision." - Norman Mailer
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loved the joe namath vid. but part two is no longer viewable. i used to have such a crush on him as a litle kid. also loved the 85 video w/the deadheads. keep diggin up this stuff guys. can't get enuf. peace to y'all nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
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his mc club name was CC, the name of the mc club was 'The Heads' though I never had a 'zebra' hog. Broadway Joe, just like me... good looking guy, Namath, just like me yuk yuk yuk peace.
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Greetings again from somewhere in Romania its pouring with rain outside, the hotel bar is full of pushy hookers so I've retreated to my hotel room...Reckoning on the Ipod and a quick bulletin I've been trekking in Romania's most ancient mountains for the last 2 days, misty autumnal forests of beech, oak, hornbeam and lime on rolling hills (a little like the Adirondacks maybe). We flushed a huge black wild boar from the acorn harvest and watched a vast eagle soaring over the crags. Lungbusting scrambles up leafy slopes to rocky peaks high in the cold wind, with views over the bare forests as the last leaves fall and winter beckons. Heavenly! As for Bran castle, GRTUD, I went there several years ago, as the two fading marks on my neck will testify!
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hey! some of my best friends are pushy hookers. enjoy your travels and stay safe. peace.
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sorry if my previous remark caused offence to CCJoes friends its just that when one of them said her name was Buffy I panicked and ran!
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no worries, mate. no apology needed, though gracefully accepted. my pushy hooker friends are neither named Buffy nor dead heads. ( -; peace.
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Sounds like a mysterious and beautiful place to visit, badger! Very good description of your adventure, thanks. How are the "political" climates there compared to the UK? US? "Ultimately a hero is a man who would argue with the gods, and so awakens devils to contest his vision." - Norman Mailer
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I mentioned how my old bones have been hurting, and my joints, especially one hip is hurting. well, no news is good news, or is it? I had 2 MRIs last week, lumbar and pelvic, and aside from one degenerative disc, they could not find anything. I have been trying to rest more, and sit less, which is when it hurts the most - sitting time. the fucked up thing is that tight jeans and so on seem to exasberate the condition, so I traded in some of my tight leathers for loose black sweat pants. this seems to help a bit, but damn if I don't look like a schmuck on a hog in sweatpants. ( -;
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Does this mean you will return to being CCjoe? This inverted thing is making me dizzy man.Or are you going be one of these split type personalities as we observe in GRTUD and his other voice or perhaps it is his higher power. I swear sometime his wife is going to have to glue or sew the two parts together. It must be really strange when she walks into the room and they (GRTUD and Golden Road) are having a discussion. It boggles the mind. Are you at that point eojCC or are you beyond it? If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. Wiliam Blake
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Hi Hal, My inversion-conversion is a result of physical factors, I'm afraid. All I can say, is I hope your dizzy feeling is a 'good buzz' or you can get into it. I suggest listening to The Other One when you feel dizzy. when unable to do all of the things I want to do, for physical reasons, I feel inverted. this bums me out mentally, but no split personalities or MPD or discussing things with myself and my alter ego (singing in the shower does not count as talking to myself-- even if I sing all of the parts in Jack Straw, I reckon) ( -: unable to sit for long periods of time, unable to stand for long periods of time, it really sucks. walking hurts, going up and down stairs hurts... Luckily laying down has stopped hurting. so I do that pretty well. ( -; my right shoulder is still not 'just exactly perfect' which has fucked up my break in playing pool; putting me behind in the rent money, and, if you notice, the avatar is of my old lady dragging me out of the pool hall rather than shooting with the boys. so when you see my old avatar return, you will probably see my old self get back. I am doing some physical therapy, and with no identifiable cause seen in either x-rays or the MRIs I have to get more checks/tests, the dreaded "You using the whole fist, doc?" I am counting the days until I get into a warm, tropical climate again, and that will happen in a month and a half. the old lady is pushing for a permanent move, and I am getting into the swing of that idea. It is the plane rides I fear; having to sit. I got my whoopee cusion, but after 2 or 3 blasts, people cant take a joke any longer. sheesh. I don't know what it is, but sweat pants seem to help. This is far from a long term solution-- there is only so long I can go on looking like a mook. peace.
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eojCC - Take care man. Peace to you too. If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. Wiliam Blake
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Be well!!! Get better!********************************** Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you will still exist, but you have ceased to live. Samuel Clemens
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Hey Joe no harm in a bit of air circulation from time to time! How about some of those psychedelic Thai style beach bum pantaloons? Loose, cool and cool (maybe a bit drafty on the hog) hope things carry on improving
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Hey Joe nothing wrong with a bit of air circulation from time to time ;-) Why not try some of those Thai style psychedelic beach pantaloons? Loose, cool and cool! Maybe a bit draughty on the hog though! Anyone else have any fashion tips for poor suffering Joe? Anyway, I'm glad things are a little better and hope improvements continue.
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my first posting of the previous innocent note attracted a message that it was queued for moderator approval. Wonder what triggered that off? Then when I tried to repost I got this chilling and novel message YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO POST COMMENTS I had to use the special method to get the post accepted, but it seems that commenting on CCJoes fashion choices may be a no no round here...or am I being punished for previous tasteless (but entirely true) comments about excessively entrepreneurial guest relations officers.......or is it the hand of Dr Evil at work??
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Jerry wore them too eojCC, I'm sure you wear them well :)Feel better!
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I'll have to get a new license plate jerryworem2